oh wow what the hell is going on in here. 



oh wow what the hell is going on in here.![]()
This is like if Lois Lane pulls herself out of the water, then 5 years later some dumbass shows up, drags her out of her car on the way to work, then throws her BACK into Niagara Falls. And when anyone says "that's fucked up" you say "she's beyond saving."
Naaaaw, dude-caper. You're not getting away with that.
More like Lois lane sucking off Luthor, Toyman, the Prankster and Mr. Mxyzptlk dicks while getting DP'd by Grod and Bizarro while Braniac streams the video across the universe in HD. Then, 2 years later mad at Clark Kent for doing an article on the anniversary of the "Galactic Gang-Bang" and Jimmy Olsen showing up later at her crib for a hand job.
First of all, I save no one.
Second, I am just saying fuck this bitch, whoever she is. Is she that important to you? I could care less about any porn "star" female or male.
Third, you're assuming someone actually went to her house, or that it was really her "mom". Shit sounds suspect to me.
My point is this: If you put dicks in your mouth on film, expect to attract sick individuals, and a assortment of cape wearing ninjas. If you want to live a normal life, good luck cause it's hard enough out here to have a normal life for regular folks.
That whole "if you watch porn then you have no right to make judgments about a porn star" argument is the most bullshit argument on the board...
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This is not judging her. This is stating a fact. There are certain ways she must choose to live her life now to minimize running smack dab into her past. That is what people are talking about.
More like Lois lane sucking off Luthor, Toyman, the Prankster and Mr. Mxyzptlk dicks while getting DP'd by Grod and Bizarro while Braniac streams the video across the universe in HD. Then, 2 years later mad at Clark Kent for doing an article on the anniversary of the "Galactic Gang-Bang" and Jimmy Olsen showing up later at her crib for a hand job.
I'm impressed you even find some shit like that. But you're still dude-caping.
All this shit and no vidz?
Man, I just messing around at this point. This thread should be dead.![]()
a lot of ninjas on BGOL don't know how to debate, they argue. they write some emotional shit without any logical backing and fail to rebut your point or articulate their position in a comprehensive manner based on facts.I get you.... I think I'm drawn to this thread because I'm amazed at how weak these arguments are... no clarity of thought. Broad stroke FOX News type thinking.
a lot of ninjas on BGOL don't know how to debate, they argue. they write some emotional shit without any logical backing and fail to rebut your point or articulate their position in a comprehensive manner based on facts.
shit is depressing and i continue to be a sucker for it.. jokes on me.
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my bad. good looks!FIXED
You're being overly literal to distract from the point, but fine. Took me a while to get what you're trying to say, but since i have an obsession with comic-book to real life metaphor, I'll bite...
Clark Kent woudn't be the guy writing the article, he'd be the guy finding out.
If an article is being written, say by Vicki Vale, and put out to the world, now THAT I'll agree is just fine. That's just the bed she made. No one is stalking you, they just watch your videos. Man, Lois, bad timing.
However, if instead it's some off-brand character she never heard of, like Mirror Master or some shit... who contacts Clark and Perry and Jimmy, not to mention sister Lucy... personally contacts them to show her fucking a damn superintelligent gorilla and a zombie Superman, that's different. It's not bad timing or bad luck, its someone who knows where she is, what she's doing, and targeting her obsessively.
And when the UPS guy, by coincidence, knocks on the wrong door to deliver a package while this shit is going on, naturally Lois is going to be paranoid it's Mirror Master taking it up a notch.
By the way... It's possible that for this metaphor, I should have used Mary Jane Watson, because it's far more likely that bitch has a porn movie out there.
This Ninja said Mirror Master!!
BGOL is full of off-brand fake ass villains homie, you not knowing?
Anyway, once cuzz shows up with the bootleg, it's still out there.
Mary Jane got home grown with the sinister six, shit was mad wild cuzz.![]()
Oh shit!
There's an AMBER ALERT on CNN right now.
Daddy Warbucks and FUCKYOU just kidnapped Charlie Angel. The said a person going by the name of Trashman was the mastermind and apparently left an open, half eaten jar of babyfood on the scene.
HNIC is being questioned by the FBI as we speak.
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A plague on you BGOL. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you all emigrated from SOHH, because they wouldn't have you in SOL. You're a lot of savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you. I'll be back.
this board is sinking to new lows everyday
Exactly. How stupid.
I seriously doubt ole girl is lying though.
ima come knocking on ya' door next. what time do you get home on wensdays!![]()