the shit happen to me lastnight, bitch told me she can't fuck because of the size of my dick due to the fact she's affraid i might hurt her, but she was nice enuff to suck the dick instead.
Has A Woman Ever Turned You Down For Sex: Because Of Ya' Dick Size??
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I caused a Solar Eclipse when I tried that back in Highschool.
My great great x10 grand father courted my great great x10 grand mother and caused the dinosaurs to go extinct when his hit the ground like a comet and dust filled the sky for months.
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you do know this is a predominantly MALE porn board right? Its been a lot of doods trying to brag on their dicks lately but anyway the mister t response was funny!
I am assuming that some of the posters have never witnessed child birth because if they had they would realize that the possibility of any dick doing any damage is pretty slight...
she was probably burning and didn't want to tell you...
she was probably burning and didn't want to tell you...
"No homo", but that's funny...
I lol'd!
the shit happen to me lastnight, bitch told me she can't fuck because of the size of my dick due to the fact she's affraid i might hurt her, but she was nice enuff to suck the dick instead.
That shit happened to a guy in my hood. I told him to stop fuckin with them middle school chicks.
Yes! I was fuckin this chick that had that Janet Jackson look and we were missionary and I put her legs up on my shoulders. I'm a big guy, 6'3" 260 then, but she is big too and muscular as she is a former swimmer maybe 5'9" 160. She put her legs down as fast as she could. When I tried to put them back up she told me no because it hurt. It broke the mood and she got dressed and left. I called her in a couple of days and she said my dick was too big for that position and she would only do it if she was on top.
Take a poll...
...and 100% will say yes, and 0% will say no.
...and 100% will say yes, and 0% will say no.
I only have one leg. People can't tell cuz my left leg is actually my penis.
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders and we suin' the courts
Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank God I was smokin' crack
All day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fucking porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Dun De Dun De Dun Dun-- Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death
Well, it doesn't have to be for positive reasons...
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