Night of the Living Dead - in the BIBLE????

[malaki]

OK you religious types - you believe this shit

from Matthew 27:51-53

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+27:51-53&version=NKJV
51 Then, behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth quaked, and the rocks were split, 52 and the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; 53 and coming out of the graves after His resurrection, they went into the holy city and appeared to many.

 

[RoadRage]

Yo I had a debate with a bible head the other day and she said they believe that the earth is 6 thousand years old, dinosaurs and man walked the earth together, and the flood water from Noah's ark froze at the the polar caps. Matter of fact she insulted me by saying "you do know what the polar caps are, don't you?" To which I replied, you do know that there are core samples from the polar caps that date back over 40 million years, and how there are stratification of sedimentary rocks through biological, chemical, or physical changes that takes hundreds of millions of years to create each layer serving as a date line similar to the rings of a tree and by using this method, it clearly dates the last dinosaur era the Cretaceous period to be 144 million years ago. I didn't even bother bringing up the whole Radiocarbon dating thingy cause at that point, it was clear that her brain had locked up.

 

[malaki]

merry christmas bruh

 

[bkenshin]

Yo I had a debate with a bible head the other day and she said they believe that the earth is 6 thousand years old, dinosaurs and man walked the earth together, and the flood water from Noah's ark froze at the the polar caps. Matter of fact she insulted me by saying "you do know what the polar caps are, don't you?" To which I replied, you do know that there are core samples from the polar caps that date back over 40 million years, and how there are stratification of sedimentary rocks through biological, chemical, or physical changes that takes hundreds of millions of years to create each layer serving as a date line similar to the rings of a tree and by using this method, it clearly dates the last dinosaur era the Cretaceous period to be 144 million years ago. I didn't even bother bringing up the whole Radiocarbon dating thingy cause at that point, it was clear that her brain had locked up.

At least she acknowledged that dinosaurs actually existed. I was chilling at my best friend's place a month or so ago when his newly anointed bible thumping uncle came strolling in. We were watching a show on the history channel about wormwood (star/meteor) that is supposed to fall to the earth & basically fuck shit up. The uncle was cosigning everything that was being said, but denied anything that was stated about dinosaurs & how they became extinct. DUDE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT DINOSAURS ARE MAKE BELIEVE & TRIED TO MAKE US COSIGN TO THAT DUMB SHIT!!!!

His nephew was relatively silent, but I had to speak. I was like, "So all of the evidence of their existence (fossils, remains, etc) that have & continue to be found in this very earth that we walk on is make believe too huh? Someone must have planted all those old ass bones huh, on some conspiracy theory shit?"

Amidst me & his own nephew's laughter, he tried to play like he didn't know that there were exhibitions of dinosaurs in museums... AROUND THE WORLD.

After him failing miserably to convince us of his foolishness, he ended it by saying, "Well... I'll have to ask my pastor about that." I told him, "Yeah... & while you are at it, ask him to rewrite your script." He responded with, "You mean scripture?" I was like, "Yeah... that too."

I can't believe the shit that people choose to believe & then have the nerve & audacity to try & pass on that idiocy to others. Shit is scary...

Oh yeah... he was one of those quacks that believed that the earth was roughly 6,000 years old as well.

 

[RoadRage]

At least she acknowledged that dinosaurs actually existed. I was chilling at my best friend's place a month or so ago when his newly anointed bible thumping uncle came strolling in. We were watching a show on the history channel about wormwood (star/meteor) that is supposed to fall to the earth & basically fuck shit up. The uncle was cosigning everything that was being said, but denied anything that was stated about dinosaurs & how they became extinct. DUDE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT DINOSAURS ARE MAKE BELIEVE & TRIED TO MAKE US COSIGN TO THAT DUMB SHIT!!!!

His nephew was relatively silent, but I had to speak. I was like, "So all of the evidence of their existence (fossils, remains, etc) that have & continue to be found in this very earth that we walk on is make believe too huh? Someone must have planted all those old ass bones huh, on some conspiracy theory shit?"

Amidst me & his own nephew's laughter, he tried to play like he didn't know that there were exhibitions of dinosaurs in museums... AROUND THE WORLD.

After him failing miserably to convince us of his foolishness, he ended it by saying, "Well... I'll have to ask my pastor about that." I told him, "Yeah... & while you are at it, ask him to rewrite your script." He responded with, "You mean scripture?" I was like, "Yeah... that too."

I can't believe the shit that people choose to believe & then have the nerve & audacity to try & pass on that idiocy to others. Shit is scary...

Oh yeah... he was one of those quacks that believed that the earth was roughly 6,000 years old as well.

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So if he was in a museum and a Brontosaurs bone was to fall and hit him on the head, what would he write down in his police report? An imaginary object fell on his head, causing him to lose consciousness? Yeah right, good luck on winning that law suit!

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[bkenshin]

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So if he was in a museum and a Brontosaurs bone was to fall and hit him on the head, what would he write down in his police report? An imaginary object fell on his head, causing him to lose consciousness? Yeah right, good luck on winning that law suit!

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Nah... he would run back to his pastor & tell him that he was touched by the divine. Then he would start praying to... RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!

 

[k1lla]

Nah... he would run back to his pastor & tell him that he was touched by the divine. Then he would start praying to... RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!

OMG I am in fucking TEARS!!!

 

[geckosticky1]

Nah... he would run back to his pastor & tell him that he was touched by the divine. Then he would start praying to... RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!

People bitch about paying $10 but the comedy on this board is priceless

 

[donwuan]

Yo I had a debate with a bible head the other day and she said they believe that the earth is 6 thousand years old, dinosaurs and man walked the earth together, and the flood water from Noah's ark froze at the the polar caps. Matter of fact she insulted me by saying "you do know what the polar caps are, don't you?" To which I replied, you do know that there are core samples from the polar caps that date back over 40 million years, and how there are stratification of sedimentary rocks through biological, chemical, or physical changes that takes hundreds of millions of years to create each layer serving as a date line similar to the rings of a tree and by using this method, it clearly dates the last dinosaur era the Cretaceous period to be 144 million years ago. I didn't even bother bringing up the whole Radiocarbon dating thingy cause at that point, it was clear that her brain had locked up.

Funny how you act like your theory was better than hers. The same technology has proven that Jesus did exist and there are written accounts of what he did by friends and foes.

 

[Cristar Mymine]

Funny how you act like your theory was better than hers. The same technology has proven that Jesus did exist and there are written accounts of what he did by friends and foes.

0 bones, 0 DNA, we know that Jesus is a copy of Heru of Kemet mythology.

Failure.

 

[nyeleman]

Yo I had a debate with a bible head the other day and she said they believe that the earth is 6 thousand years old, dinosaurs and man walked the earth together, and the flood water from Noah's ark froze at the the polar caps. Matter of fact she insulted me by saying "you do know what the polar caps are, don't you?" To which I replied, you do know that there are core samples from the polar caps that date back over 40 million years, and how there are stratification of sedimentary rocks through biological, chemical, or physical changes that takes hundreds of millions of years to create each layer serving as a date line similar to the rings of a tree and by using this method, it clearly dates the last dinosaur era the Cretaceous period to be 144 million years ago. I didn't even bother bringing up the whole Radiocarbon dating thingy cause at that point, it was clear that her brain had locked up.

You debate retards to make yourself feel better

The claim of the earth being 6000 years old is not from the bible it's from 19th century american evangelists who cooked up the figure from adding up all the ages of biblical patriachs.

 

[ICEBURG SLIM]

deep shit

 

[garyeasleydaking]

Nah... he would run back to his pastor & tell him that he was touched by the divine. Then he would start praying to... RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!

 

[donwuan]

0 bones, 0 DNA, we know that Jesus is a copy of Heru of Kemet mythology.

Failure.

Your right, I forgot they found that Dinosaur DNA?

Clown.

 

[Cristar Mymine]

Your right, I forgot they found that Dinosaur DNA?

Clown.

I was referring to Jesus.

For dinos, there are fossils. We know, for sure, that they existed.

 

[RoadRage]

Funny how you act like your theory was better than hers. The same technology has proven that Jesus did exist and there are written accounts of what he did by friends and foes.

Show me one shread of evidence that proved that Jesus Christ existed! The best they can do is try to piece together a bunch of broken half ass evidence on how a guy named Joshua may have existed. But there is zero evidence or proof of Jesus Christ ever existing.
Wanna make millions? Then go out and prove the existence of either of the following, Jesus Christ, David, Salomon, Moses, Noah, Adam. Remember you have to prove they existed, not do what NatGeo did (also for millions by the church) create a scenario on how they may have existed. Oh and if you don't know the difference between the two, well according to some members here, I should not be debating with some one that dumb!

 

[xxxxxxxxxllllllllllllll]

Yo I had a debate with a bible head the other day and she said they believe that the earth is 6 thousand years old, dinosaurs and man walked the earth together, and the flood water from Noah's ark froze at the the polar caps. Matter of fact she insulted me by saying "you do know what the polar caps are, don't you?" To which I replied, you do know that there are core samples from the polar caps that date back over 40 million years, and how there are stratification of sedimentary rocks through biological, chemical, or physical changes that takes hundreds of millions of years to create each layer serving as a date line similar to the rings of a tree and by using this method, it clearly dates the last dinosaur era the Cretaceous period to be 144 million years ago. I didn't even bother bringing up the whole Radiocarbon dating thingy cause at that point, it was clear that her brain had locked up.

I no longer debate with that kind of people

 

[nyeleman]

ORIGIN of the myth of 6000 year old earth

James Ussher

 

[i'm just sayinn]

Show me one shread of evidence that proved that Jesus Christ existed! The best they can do is try to piece together a bunch of broken half ass evidence on how a guy named Joshua may have existed. But there is zero evidence or proof of Jesus Christ ever existing.
Wanna make millions? Then go out and prove the existence of either of the following, Jesus Christ, David, Salomon, Moses, Noah, Adam. Remember you have to prove they existed, not do what NatGeo did (also for millions by the church) create a scenario on how they may have existed. Oh and if you don't know the difference between the two, well according to some members here, I should not be debating with some one that dumb!

Considering the fact that millions have been made off their existence already.....

What kind of proof do YOU personally need to believe they existed?

Photos?
Driver's license?
Library Card?

I'm just sayin...

 

[Cristar Mymine]

Considering the fact that millions have been made off their existence already.....

What kind of proof do YOU personally need to believe they existed?

Photos?
Driver's license?
Library Card?

I'm just sayin...

You're playing on words.

He did not literally exist. EVER.

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

btw, that whole "Jesus is a copy of Heru" MYTH has been debunked as a recent internet hoax meant to play on the ignorance of the masses.

carry on.

 

[RoadRage]

Considering the fact that millions have been made off their existence already.....

What kind of proof do YOU personally need to believe they existed?

Photos?
Driver's license?
Library Card?

I'm just sayin...

Moron! Millions was made to create a half ass scenario on how they could have......Wait......what am I doing, you are one of the simpletons they told me not to debate with!! My bad, keep on believe in what you believe in, and that makes it true!

 

[i'm just sayinn]

Moron! Millions was made to create a half ass scenario on how they could have......Wait......what am I doing, you are one of the simpletons they told me not to debate with!! My bad, keep on believe in what you believe in, and that makes it true!

The only thing simple was the question I asked you that you haven't answered which I will repeat.

What kind of proof do YOU personally need to believe they existed?

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

btw, that whole "Jesus is a copy of Heru" MYTH has been debunked as a recent internet hoax meant to play on the ignorance of the masses.

carry on.

no, that's what you want to believe, but stay in your would or go to africa and see for yourself...Horus is real...

 

[RoadRage]

The only thing simple was the question I asked you that you haven't answered which I will repeat.

What kind of proof do YOU personally need to believe they existed?

How about for starters, how about contemporary records of his existence (not shit the was written 40 years after his death.) How about any archeological finding that can be used to prove his existence. But before you do that, I think your gonna want to explain all the other saviors who proceeded Jesus who had the same exact story as Jesus Christ. Oh and the stupid church excuse that the Devil went back in time and planted lies, aint gonna fly with anyone with over a 80 IQ level.

 

[J-BOOGIE]

LOL!!!

Thus goes the attributes of a religious discussion. Man this thread took a hard left turn and just coasted downhill...

FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!

 

[gene cisco]

btw, that whole "Jesus is a copy of Heru" MYTH has been debunked as a recent internet hoax meant to play on the ignorance of the masses.

carry on.

I guess the Jesus myth being related to other dead/risen man gods can also be debunked. It is the 21st century, no need for mankind to believe in fairy tales.

The evidence for a BIBLICAL Jesus is weak at best. Nobody in their right mind would believe the story, and in most cases people have to be brainwashed from their youth to buy into such fuckery.

Hell, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John can't even get their shit right when it comes to Jesus. Those worshiping Jesus might as well worship Hercules or some shit.

 

[J-BOOGIE]

I guess the Jesus myth being related to other dead/risen man gods can also be debunked. It is the 21st century, no need for mankind to believe in fairy tales.

The evidence for a BIBLICAL Jesus is weak at best. Nobody in their right mind would believe the story, and in most cases people have to be brainwashed from their youth to buy into such fuckery.

Hell, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John can't even get their shit right when it comes to Jesus. Those worshiping Jesus might as well worship Hercules or some shit.

To this I will add that with a bit of consideration and careful reading? One can clearly see that Jesus is a bit of an amalgamation of many of the successful heroic man-gods that came before him in prior myths and legends. He is a Roman God, of sorts, appropriate to the Roman era. Another assimilated aspect of the various conquered and subjected cultures within the Roman Empire.

The success in the teachings and religion of Jesus' followers is not to be viewed as an infaliable historical account. But the communicationg of the "spirit" so to speak, of the message that seems to transcend times and cultures. Like any fable or "fish tale" it doesn't matter if it's true, what matters is what people get out of it and take with them upon reading it and embracing it...

Just like that movie called "Fish Tale". Ya know?

The only "evidence" we actually have of God's existance, IF you wanna even call it that, is the common bond we all share of life itself or whatever. if religious advocates were a little less high strung and pedantic than it is MY belief that it would be easier for them to connect with people with less bullshit. People would be more receptive, at least those capable of some sort of abstract thought oncerning spiritualism. I mean if the message is supposed to be all about love peace and happiness, WTF?

So Obviously...



Fill in the blanks, LOL...

Dealing with religion is some nauseating shit, man...

 

[nyeleman]

How about for starters, how about contemporary records of his existence (not shit the was written 40 years after his death.) How about any archeological finding that can be used to prove his existence. But before you do that, I think your gonna want to explain all the other saviors who proceeded Jesus who had the same exact story as Jesus Christ. Oh and the stupid church excuse that the Devil went back in time and planted lies, aint gonna fly with anyone with over a 80 IQ level.

40 years after his death is not good enough

how did that criteria come up? is there a rule of 20 years or less because that would wipe out the majority of egyptian, roman and greek historical figures

What about saviours who match him ? the information like december 25th or the cross (which funny enough are not biblical)

 

[i'm just sayinn]

I guess the Jesus myth being related to other dead/risen man gods can also be debunked. It is the 21st century, no need for mankind to believe in fairy tales.

The evidence for a BIBLICAL Jesus is weak at best. Nobody in their right mind would believe the story, and in most cases people have to be brainwashed from their youth to buy into such fuckery.

Hell, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John can't even get their shit right when it comes to Jesus. Those worshiping Jesus might as well worship Hercules or some shit.

Using the absence of additional evidence to prove nonexistence is a very weak argument in it's self in regards to the gospels.

 

[i'm just sayinn]

LOL!!!

Thus goes the attributes of a religious discussion. Man this thread took a hard left turn and just coasted downhill...

FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!

You know it was comin..

 

[thereason]

i miss when people used to post mountains of porn on here

 

[i'm just sayinn]

How about for starters, how about contemporary records of his existence (not shit the was written 40 years after his death.) How about any archeological finding that can be used to prove his existence. But before you do that, I think your gonna want to explain all the other saviors who proceeded Jesus who had the same exact story as Jesus Christ. Oh and the stupid church excuse that the Devil went back in time and planted lies, aint gonna fly with anyone with over a 80 IQ level.

Is there any contemporary records for anybody else that lived in the world during the time of Jesus? I'm not trying to be sarcastic but I really don't know.

As far as the archeological finds that might be a little tough considering the ascension and all..

And as far as the other saviors goes... I wasn't aware that there were any other saviors.

 

[Les W]

How about for starters, how about contemporary records of his existence (not shit the was written 40 years after his death.) How about any archeological finding that can be used to prove his existence. But before you do that, I think your gonna want to explain all the other saviors who proceeded Jesus who had the same exact story as Jesus Christ. Oh and the stupid church excuse that the Devil went back in time and planted lies, aint gonna fly with anyone with over a 80 IQ level.

Satan traveled back to fool us but can't travel back to save his ass from Archangel Michael and Gabriel?

imo "Aliens" are part two of this sick comedy

 

[RoadRage]

40 years after his death is not good enough

how did that criteria come up? is there a rule of 20 years or less because that would wipe out the majority of egyptian, roman and greek historical figures

What about saviours who match him ? the information like december 25th or the cross (which funny enough are not biblical)

Thats like me writing a story about Malcolm X today as if I was there when he was alive. Actually what happen with Jesus, is even worse, cause before the gospel of Matthew there was no written evidence of Jesus and at lest in Malcolm there is a ton of evidence for me to refer to. Shit you would think that a person who came back to the dead would have inspire someone to write about it during the time it occurred.
Besides even the Romans, people who kept very detailed records on events, do not have one written word that coincides with on any of the events associated with the Biblical Jesus. You think accounts of Herod killing all those kids would have been writen about by all those Hebrews living in Bethlehem, but funny before Mathew account, there wasn't a single word on it.
Not only that, there is no evidence of David, Solomon (his temple and kingdom) Moses, Noah, and Adam! There is no evidence of a great world flood, there are spots in the deserts that have show evidence of being dry and untouched for hundreds of million years, there are sample cores taken from the polar caps that also shows no signs of a great flood, there are crystal caves that took hundred of million years to build, I wonder why the flood didn't disturbed these areas, or any other area that could have proved the existence of a great world flood?
Copernicus owned the church back in the day with his heliocentrism theory and look what the stupid ignorant dumb Christians did to him, when they found out they could not deal with the facts!