Figured y'all would like to laugh at a fellow BGOL'er for a minute.
The other night I went to a Halloween party with my coworkers. I am normally a rum and coke man, but decided to bring a bottle of Hennesy Very Special to the party. A buddy poured me the first glass which was about 80% Henn and about 20% coke. Now normally I can hold my liquor like a champ - I've downed an entire liter of Cap. Morgan in one night and barely felt a buzz.
Well after a glass of that shit I was on my way to fuckedupville. We started playing drinking games and that pretty much pushed me past the line.
My wife told me the next day that at some point I decided one of the guys at the party was really fucking ugly, and that SOMEONE should tell him about it. She said I spent the next hour following him around telling him how ugly he was, how his nose was too big, how he had a lazy eye, how he looked like he'd been chewing on bricks, etc. One of the girls at the party said "I think he has pretty eyes!" Evidently I turned around and said real loud to her "Is that why they're always staring at each other?"
When my wife tried to stop me I'd drunk whisper really loud "But honey, he needs to know!" Then I guess at the end of the night I tried to make up for it by saying "But you look like a really nice guy."
Luckily I'm a pretty big guy and I guess he was a skinny little dude. He just kept saying "What the fuck is wrong with you dude??" She finally got me out of there before I started a fight.
So now I'm thinking that if Kanye really had been drinking that shit, maybe it did force him to get up on stage. Although if it'd been me who drank that much I probably would have tried to drink the microphone instead of talking into it.
Okay, lame story over - now back to your regularly scheduled program.
The other night I went to a Halloween party with my coworkers. I am normally a rum and coke man, but decided to bring a bottle of Hennesy Very Special to the party. A buddy poured me the first glass which was about 80% Henn and about 20% coke. Now normally I can hold my liquor like a champ - I've downed an entire liter of Cap. Morgan in one night and barely felt a buzz.
Well after a glass of that shit I was on my way to fuckedupville. We started playing drinking games and that pretty much pushed me past the line.
My wife told me the next day that at some point I decided one of the guys at the party was really fucking ugly, and that SOMEONE should tell him about it. She said I spent the next hour following him around telling him how ugly he was, how his nose was too big, how he had a lazy eye, how he looked like he'd been chewing on bricks, etc. One of the girls at the party said "I think he has pretty eyes!" Evidently I turned around and said real loud to her "Is that why they're always staring at each other?"
When my wife tried to stop me I'd drunk whisper really loud "But honey, he needs to know!" Then I guess at the end of the night I tried to make up for it by saying "But you look like a really nice guy." Luckily I'm a pretty big guy and I guess he was a skinny little dude. He just kept saying "What the fuck is wrong with you dude??" She finally got me out of there before I started a fight.
So now I'm thinking that if Kanye really had been drinking that shit, maybe it did force him to get up on stage. Although if it'd been me who drank that much I probably would have tried to drink the microphone instead of talking into it.
Okay, lame story over - now back to your regularly scheduled program.
that shit always have me hanging over the toilet.
