Question: How do You Handle Drunken White Boys?

[APOPHIS]

Here's the scenario:

Last night two buddies of mine decided to go check out a live performance at a bar/lounge and to meet some females. The event went really great with folks having a great time and enjoying themselves. We then decided to grab some late night food at a restaurants in Chinatown. Here we are siting, laughing, and having a good time debating politics, sex, women and movies, when one fool reaches across from the opposite table over my boys shoulders and to takes his napkin to wipe off his lips (my boy had wiped his lips with those napkins needless to say). The white dude was with three other fools who were just as drunk and none of them even tried intervening or for that matter apologizing.

At this juncture, My boys are I are stunned and heated. We begin to get riled up and exchange harsh words and all dude says is, "it's okay, I'm not afraid of germs, man." My other buddy, who is an old school cat in his 40s was about to get his gun to teach this fool a lesson. He's no joke. After restaurant management intervenes, we calm him down eventually left minus any scuffle.

Should we have fucked them up to teach them a lesson, or did we do the right thing and walk away..?

 

[doggish_098]

drunk white people are entertaining and they save me a lot of money because they always want to buy you a drink. No you should not have fucked them up. No need for a "nigga moment" over a napkin.


On another note who goes to a bar to debate on politics. If that is what i have to look forward to when i get in my 40's i might as well kill myself now.

 

[Jumbodicc]

U too damn old to be asking shit like this?

 

[DJCandle]

drunk white people are entertaining and they save me a lot of money because they always want to buy you a drink.

I always get overly drunk white people to pick up my tab.

 

[APOPHIS]

drunk white people are entertaining and they save me a lot of money because they always want to buy you a drink. No you should not have fucked them up. No need for a "nigga moment" over a napkin.

Hmmm, perhaps you're right.
I hang out with a reputable bunch and a ****** moment is far from what we want folks perceiving us as.

On another note who goes to a bar to debate on politics. If that is what i have to look forward to when i get in my 40's i might as well kill myself now.

This was after the club at the Asian restaurant, man. We aren't that corny.

 

[hsm2448]

in a public place. stay calm and let it slide. those dudes are usually harmless.

if it were on a poorly lit sidewalk, then teach them crackaz a lesson only a doctor can help them understand.

 

[illdog]

Even drunk they knew...

 

[APOPHIS]

Even drunk they knew...

 

[TheFuser]

Get yourself one of these here Uncle Ruckus Scarecrows for white kids.

 

[Rebel-INS]

Your friend should have shot them.

 

[badboyyawdie]

Here's the scenario:

Last night two buddies of mine decided to go check out a live performance at a bar/lounge and to meet some females. The event went really great with folks having a great time and enjoying themselves. We then decided to grab some late night food at a restaurants in Chinatown. Here we are siting, laughing, and having a good time debating politics, sex, women and movies, when one fool reaches across from the opposite table over my boys shoulders and to takes his napkin to wipe off his lips (my boy had wiped his lips with those napkins needless to say). The white dude was with three other fools who were just as drunk and none of them even tried intervening or for that matter apologizing.

At this juncture, My boys are I are stunned and heated. We begin to get riled up and exchange harsh words and all dude says is, "it's okay, I'm not afraid of germs, man." My other buddy, who is an old school cat in his 40s was about to get his gun to teach this fool a lesson. He's no joke. After restaurant management intervenes, we calm him down eventually left minus any scuffle.

Should we have fucked them up to teach them a lesson, or did we do the right thing and walk away..?

He should have taken out his gun shot them not killing them. Then they would have learned there lesson!!














Then you two would be in jail serving 10-20 for being dumb niggas!

 

[HALO2]

I treat drunk white people the same way I treat drunk black people.

 

[elchoccolatte]

You were probably better off just walking away... Although if it had of been elsewhere, The outcome should've been different...

 

[Damn Right]

at the moment it happened, i could understand your dude shoving the white dude back kinda hard cause he was out of line. but once it happened and nobody did anything, let it go and continue with your night. why end up in jail over a napkin? cause, you gotta know that YOU and your crew woulda been yanked up soon as the mngr of the place called the cops. those white boys prolly woulda got off and been in bed sleep before yo azz even got processed in the city jail.

and kick that 'old school dude' with the gun outta your crew. any 40ish dude who STILL thinkin that he needs to get his gat to 'teach somebody a lesson' is an ig'nant azz just waiting to get you into trouble with um

 

[bborn]

peace

Well you'r from the beantown area where @ one point that was a way of life so I thought we'd be asking You that question.


Can't really call it &may have acted just as 'oblivious' as they did until a lil later but would have to be there......

................if it were on a poorly lit sidewalk, then teach them crackaz a lesson only a doctor can help them understand.

Sheeeeiiiiiittttt, some drunk craka bastid tried that shit on a lit street downtown Manhattan in front of mad people & a bodegaa few back when his big ass yelled "Negroes!" & spit in my car;

even though he had me by 15-20 lbs, he felt the need to grip up on my glasses when he rushed me as I got out of the car.

LongStoryShort, I still was looking for my frames on the street as his lil crew made sure he wasnt having brain damage or a bad enough concussion from that nose gash to manage his way home as they braced him against the wall & made sure he was alright after some minor 'dancing'
{not even to mention that weapons werent too far @ all but forgot & was never that threatened nor felt it to be that serious
}

My latest 'fun' with the intoxicated and brave was from this big mouthed spanish kat,
yelling from his truck, talking shit, then he drove up to the next light, jumped out, talked shit like he wanted to fight from a Far but broke out after a few seconds with his crew not paying him much mind & me being by myself.

Now y'all could've laid and followed them but nah ............

peace

 

[moblack]

So you wanted to take it another level because a drunk wiped his face with your boys dirty napkin? I could of seen if he took it and threw it at all. You to old for this convo. Learn to pick your battles man.

 

[Fistakuffz]

I always get overly drunk white people to pick up my tab.

HELL YEAH....my plan...buy just 1 round of shots...........and you're drinking free for the rest of the night..(almost) guaranteed!

 

[Redcorn2]

It was a dirty napkin, I would have sat there laughing.

 

[geist]

Your boy could've punched dude in the neck and deaded the dumb shit. But y'all would've gotten kicked out. Anyway, it's all over now, why even worry about it? At least you got a story to tell and somebody to clown on when you're bored.

 

[mcguyver]

so your boy was about to get all yall fucked up by the cops.



Yall should have chilled and let the nasty fuk have the napkin then if some thing else happen then you react, but accordingly. Remember in the eyes of white cops blacks are always wrong.



SMH at your dumbass partner about to shoot someone over a dirty napkin. Don't anyone use their heads and or fist anymore? Fuk he doing walking around with a gun?

 

[Bayareabully]

No use for your O.G. homie to pull his pistol and catch a case over a dirty ass napkin and a CAC. Sometimes u gotta brush it off and keep it moving. Ya'll had bitches at the table, keep it player.

 

[Bruh In Law]

Handle them with caution, The UFC is a mufukka

 

[charlie dark]

Here's the scenario:

Last night two buddies of mine decided to go check out a live performance at a bar/lounge and to meet some females. The event went really great with folks having a great time and enjoying themselves. We then decided to grab some late night food at a restaurants in Chinatown. Here we are siting, laughing, and having a good time debating politics, sex, women and movies, when one fool reaches across from the opposite table over my boys shoulders and to takes his napkin to wipe off his lips (my boy had wiped his lips with those napkins needless to say). The white dude was with three other fools who were just as drunk and none of them even tried intervening or for that matter apologizing.

At this juncture, My boys are I are stunned and heated. We begin to get riled up and exchange harsh words and all dude says is, "it's okay, I'm not afraid of germs, man." My other buddy, who is an old school cat in his 40s was about to get his gun to teach this fool a lesson. He's no joke. After restaurant management intervenes, we calm him down eventually left minus any scuffle.

Should we have fucked them up to teach them a lesson, or did we do the right thing and walk away..?

No you did the wrong thing!!
You should have shot that place up and murdered them white boys,then gone on the run from the police and updated us regularly from your hiding place!!!

 

[kdub83]

You did the right thing. Don't let there be trouble where there doesn't have to be.

Well when I have issues, they buy drinks for me. And we have no problems anymore

 

[water]

Can't believe I read all this shit, I want my 2 mins back.........

 

[CPT Callamity]

I always get overly drunk white people to pick up my tab.

 

[DreDee]

your boy was about to get rowdy over a napkin?

That's the type of shit you just laugh at especially when drunk.

 

[Jock_Football]

Ya'll got worked up over some bullshit, real talk. This is coming from somebody who is usually the first one ready to go to war.

 

[veritech]

Even drunk they knew...

man. that is the first thing i thought.

under NO circumstances has a white boy ever tried me. drunk or not. i don't care how drunk someone is. they still know who to fuck with and who not to fuck with.

 

[ghoststrike]

Flaring testosterone over a dirty napkin

That's whats hot in the streets?

 

[mcguyver]

Flaring testosterone over a dirty napkin

That's whats hot in the streets?

 

[vertigo]

Something similar happened to me a few years ago:

I was with a friend in a sports bar type joint, and this same type of "prank" was pulled, only dude tried to reach into my plate. I intercepted his hand and stood up and calmly asked him what his problem was.

He was kind of shook. He kept claiming it was just a joke. I told him that I did not find it humorous at all... just kept a grip on his wrist with the face the whole time.

His boy started poppin' some shit about how they were only joking and I needed to relax- i told him that I came here to relax and now that relaxation is being interrupted... the whole time with the iron grip on dude's wrist. I invited the shit- talker to the parking lot to discuss the issue further, and he accepted. Just as he was standing up, his girlfriend got in his face, saying "you are MY man! you are NOT fighting!" They were drunk as hell, and myself and my dude were not. It probably would not have gone well for them.

about that time the waitress showed up, looked at the situation and asked the WHITE GUYS what was going on ( ). (I still had dudes wrist in the kung-fu grip) they told the waitress how they were just joking and all that, I just asked her if it was common practice here for folks to reach into each others plate, cause the guy a few tables over had a cheesesteak that I was dying to take a bite of. The waitress chilled everyone out,( I finally let the guy's wrist go) and the white dudes were trying to shake our hands, and buy us drinks and apologize, and I just let them know that the best thing that they could do would be to turn around and enjoy their dinners with their lady friends, which they finally did.

anyway, I honestly feel like they wouldn't have thought it would be funny or whatever if we were white guys... possibly the same thing in your case. do you think the same thing would have happened if you were white? In any event, it was really no big deal,
no need to go shooting up the place- reminds me of the seinfeld episode in the chinese restaurant where Jerry offers Elaine money if she will walk up to someone's table, take food off the plate and eat it. White people think that kind of shit is funny....

* and oh yeah, I was pretty calm the whole time and badass (imo) because I knew my boy was just waiting for some shit to jump off, he was a coiled spring, a cobra waiting to strike. I had control of the one, so if the other tried to sneak me, I knew he had my back.

On the way home, of course that was all we could talk about, and he says; "You know, I was down in my plate and didn't even know what was happening until you challenged that guy out to the parking lot"

 

[LSN]

The CACs hand shouldn't have even made it over dude's shoulder...call me ignorant but I hate folks in my space...it would've been a fight as soon as he attempted to reach over my shoulder...not saying I woulda win the fight or no tough guy shit but I would take offense to that shit...I don't like ppl in my space...either dude was really fuckin drunk or he just looked @ y'all and figured y'all was the ones to do it too...

 

[LSN]

man. that is the first thing i thought.

under NO circumstances has a white boy ever tried me. drunk or not. i don't care how drunk someone is. they still know who to fuck with and who not to fuck with.

Basically...I'm wondering wtf is wrong w/ niggas acting like that is some simple shit to ignore...

 

[P03t]

fighting or getting a gun for some napkn shit....

and I wonder why we still killing eachother or landing in prison....

I've been drunk around whites and been around drunk whites and they are pretty cool....

I agree with the poster that said they always want to buy you a drink...and they have always been friendly...

thats the encounters I've had....

hell last time me and my boys got drunk we were on the train and whites were talking and fucking around with us....