The first one is a drug dealing sissy and the second one is an ex con who cut a few people's hearts out and gets his head popped off.
Theres something wrong with everybody in that show except Sookie.
Bill------------- Used to kill people for fun and hunger
Tara--------------Bitter and resentful
Sam--------------- In the closet about his life
Andy--------------- Alcoholic
Jason-------------- dumb as shit and killed eggs
eggs---------------- dark past and instrument of mary ann
holt--------------- mamma's boy
eric---------------- cynical and sinister
lafeyette-------------- prostitute and drug dealer
rita mae-------------- reform alcoholic and negligent parent
jessica----------------- blood thirsty and has uncontrollable urges
All those who play a signicant role to the main story line there is something wrong with them except sookie.
and if you wanted to take things a step further you could include sookie into that group now since she confused as to who she is.
the story is based on fucked up people in a fucked up town. thats what make the show so goooooooood. real people with real problems.