What is your fantasy???

Got picked up from the airport, she was in trench and heels. :eek::yes: Worked great.

Shoot, I did the fireman thing once for an ex, but I don't feel so fireman like anymore.

More Doug the delivery guy from King of Queens. Lovable, but your wondering how his fat ass got that fine ass woman.

:hmm::lol::hmm:

Fantasy -

Slothing around in Costa Rica in one of these for a few days with the better half. No cell, no computer, and she has to worry about nothing, and only attend to . . . me.

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:D

Hope it rains.

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OK, here's one (based on a true story).

My girl picks me up at the BWI Amtrak station wearing a black spring jacket and heel (No-Shane) and this is after multiple freaky text messages back and forth during my trip it's about 8pm-ish going to DC on the belt-way she's driving and i'm navigating her inner thigh with my hands so we decide to take an exit to this park with tennis courts, we start fuckin around trying to fuck in the car but my head keeps hitting that hanger thing in the back where you hang your suits when traveling and i'm like WTF this wont work i'm about to break the rear view mirror n shit with my knees she's trying to brace up on the passenger's side seat but the latch that let's you pull back the chair is stuck and i don't know why the fuck she still has that cooler in the back seat from the weekend before so we're like fuck this and pop the hood go outside the car to fuck and make it look like i'm helping her check the engine so the minute i raise her coat up to her hip about to hit this cac bastard couple decides 8:35pm is the optimal time to walk two rat dogs through a tennis park ...


... to be continued.
 
See. I wasn't gonna say anything.

:lol:

It's actually funny when you think about it. Unlike most conventional fantasies, the consequences of getting preggo lasts a lifetime.

"So, baby, what is it about getting pregnant that makes you hot?"

"The thrill of it!! Mmmmmm..." *moans*


:lol:
I don't get what the fuck is so funny. I guess none of you fantasize about becoming fathers one day. :rolleyes:

Or maybe you all are so perverted that the word fantasy only has a sexual connotation for you :rolleyes:
 
I don't get what the fuck is so funny. I guess none of you fantasize about becoming fathers one day. :rolleyes:

Or maybe you all are so perverted that the word fantasy only has a sexual connotation for you :rolleyes:

yes.

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pervertion doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of the depths of the degeneracy of my lecentiousness.
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The shameless gratuitous debauchery that characterizes my letcherous mind.

But uhm, yeah, I don't have to get preggo. All I gotta do is insert the disc and hit enter, so ....
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OK, here's one (based on a true story).

My girl picks me up at the BWI Amtrak station wearing a black spring jacket and heel (No-Shane) and this is after multiple freaky text messages back and forth during my trip it's about 8pm-ish going to DC on the belt-way she's driving and i'm navigating her inner thigh with my hands so we decide to take an exit to this park with tennis courts, we start fuckin around trying to fuck in the car but my head keeps hitting that hanger thing in the back where you hang your suits when traveling and i'm like WTF this wont work i'm about to break the rear view mirror n shit with my knees she's trying to brace up on the passenger's side seat but the latch that let's you pull back the chair is stuck and i don't know why the fuck she still has that cooler in the back seat from the weekend before so we're like fuck this and pop the hood go outside the car to fuck and make it look like i'm helping her check the engine so the minute i raise her coat up to her hip about to hit this cac bastard couple decides 8:35pm is the optimal time to walk two rat dogs through a tennis park ...


... to be continued.

:lol::lol:
 
OK, here's one (based on a true story).

My girl picks me up at the BWI Amtrak station wearing a black spring jacket and heel (No-Shane) and this is after multiple freaky text messages back and forth during my trip it's about 8pm-ish going to DC on the belt-way she's driving and i'm navigating her inner thigh with my hands so we decide to take an exit to this park with tennis courts, we start fuckin around trying to fuck in the car but my head keeps hitting that hanger thing in the back where you hang your suits when traveling and i'm like WTF this wont work i'm about to break the rear view mirror n shit with my knees she's trying to brace up on the passenger's side seat but the latch that let's you pull back the chair is stuck and i don't know why the fuck she still has that cooler in the back seat from the weekend before so we're like fuck this and pop the hood go outside the car to fuck and make it look like i'm helping her check the engine so the minute i raise her coat up to her hip about to hit this cac bastard couple decides 8:35pm is the optimal time to walk two rat dogs through a tennis park ...

... to be continued.

... fucking rodent dog is barking n shit cacs giggling talking bout cac stuff so we're like fuck it w/e and start fucking i'm deconstructing her pussy she decomissioning my dick n shit ("no-SS") fucking with the hood up she's grabbing on to the front but her hand keep slipping 'cause it's some engine oil on it from the oil change last week and this fantasy is getting really unsexy real quick plus the cacs are coming closer it's just silowwets I see but they're coming our way so I close the hood we get back in the car not even tryin' to fuck in there anymore afterthat disater start the car and the engine alert light blinking like Michael J. Fox 'n shit you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me not this shit agian in the middle of no where and I never renewed my AAA membership so i'm thinking right about now we're fucked who the fuck do we call and what the fuck do we say we were doing she's butt ass nekid so we're like fuck it not like anyone can tell even though her some high number DD's busting out the coat 'n shit TomTom GPS came through big time with the phone number of the tow-truck fucking $90 flat rate $3 a mile ... :hmm:

... to be continued.



 
... fucking rodent dog is barking n shit cacs giggling talking bout cac stuff so we're like fuck it w/e and start fucking i'm deconstructing her pussy she decomissioning my dick n shit ("no-SS")fucking with the hood up she's grabbing on to the front but her hand keep slipping 'cause it's some engine oil on it from the oil change last week and this fantasy is getting really unsexy real quick plus the cacs are coming closer it's just silowwets I see but they're coming our way so I close the hood we get back in the car not even tryin' to fuck in there anymore afterthat disater start the car and the engine alert light blinking like Michael J. Fox 'n shit you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me not this shit agian in the middle of no where and I never renewed my AAA membership so i'm thinking right about now we're fucked who the fuck do we call and what the fuck do we say we were doing she's butt ass nekid so we're like fuck it not like anyone can tell even though her some high number DD's busting out the coat 'n shit TomTom GPS came through big time with the phone number of the tow-truck fucking $90 flat rate $3 a mile ... :hmm:

... to be continued.




Fuck you Sean,that was my big word:lol::lol:
 
I have several


The 1st being about a frmale friend of mine. I have eaten her pussy and we have sucked each other' nipples, she's played with my pussy and we hae even rubbed our pussies against each other. All this stuff was her first time ever with a woman. I want us to go all the way! Strap on and double dongs, spanksings the WHOLE deal!

I also have a willing slave, who i fuck (yeah i "fuck" him). I eventually want her and i to dominate him. I want to fuck hime while she smothers him with her ass and he eats her out, have her fuck him while he eats me, .....and yes they are both aware of my thoughts.He is very willing, she is scared but willing to watch the first time.

I am usually the dominant when i have those kinds of relationships but i'd like to try being in a sexual submissive relationship once.


I have more but since no one wanted to break the ice...


MTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like your style:D

FucK, my fantasy was to get you 2 nasty azz Bi's in a room filled with all kinda toys and shit to play with!!! My dick was twitchin and everthang until suddenly I got to:

Per MTL:
I also have a willing slave, who i fuck (yeah i "fuck" him). I eventually want her and i to dominate him. I want to fuck hime while she smothers him with her ass and he eats her out, have her fuck him while he eats me, .....and yes they are both aware of my thoughts.He is very willing, she is scared but willing to watch the first time.

Dick went Limp and Shrunk!!! MTL I like yo nasty ways but that way is never to be visited by anything my Charmin and that Mathafucka betta noT squezze!! :cool:
 
I've done most but I'd still like to join the mile high club. I'd also like to get it in on the roof of a skyscraper and the elevator in said skyscraper. :yes:
 
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My fantasy is to take Ms. Glau to an exotic pet store so she can veiw many of the unique animals that they have there. I might even buy her one that she likes.

Then I would take her bowling and shoot a little pool.

Then out to a local air field for skydiving.


Next we would go to an exclusive upscale restaruant for lunch.

Then off to some exclusive stores, I would max out a few credit cards buying her whatever clothing and shoes she desires.


Afterwards we would horseback riding on a romantic trail.

At this point I would drop her off so she can shower and I would do the same then I'd pick her up for dinner at her favorite restaruant.

The evening would conclude with the signature moonlit walk on the beach.

There I would pop the question and upon her accepting, I would take her home and make love to her for hours unleashing the REAL WOMAN inside of her.


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I don't get what the fuck is so funny. I guess none of you fantasize about becoming fathers one day. :rolleyes:

Or maybe you all are so perverted that the word fantasy only has a sexual connotation for you :rolleyes:

valid point, but this is a porn board.:lol:
 
Ladies in Uniform-Cop/Military. Not talking about those lame porn stuff. I mean real Cop/Military in her uniform still on the clock just pull down here pants to ankle and let's get it on
Policewoman + Squad car= :yes::dance::yes:
 
Ladies in Uniform-Cop/Military. Not talking about those lame porn stuff. I mean real Cop/Military in her uniform still on the clock just pull down here pants to ankle and let's get it on
Policewoman + Squad car= :yes::dance::yes:

:lol:I love a woman in a business suit damnit that shit turns me on :dance:
 
I actually prefer these:

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:lol:

It's funny cause I was looking for a coat cause it's gonna get cold. Then I thought of this thread and decided to be naughty and get this:

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I hope he likes it!


I'm a high heel pumps man myself but thats whats up :dance::dance::dance::dance:


sheeeeeit thats what i want for my birthday :D

I like that do your thing girl :yes:
 
*cracks knuckles*

#1
My top one right now is that I want to be with a real aggressive and/or dominant female in bed. Like real sexy rough, slapping scratching spanking all that. This happened after I went to a strip club where this Dominican girl was giving me a dance and asked if she could slap me. I let her and she went off, real aggressive about hers. I've been thinking about it ever since.


#2
I have an obsession with professionally attired women. So I'd love to fuck in my office on campus with girl dressed in business attire. If she has glasses, it's a HUGE plus.

#3
I'm young, 21, so I'm still obsessed with fucking an older woman that knows what she wants and being her toy. I'd say anywhere from 26 up. Maybe she can be a combo with #1.

#4
I want to watch two women have sex with each other.

#5
it's kind of bad, even though natural, I think about getting these young women pregnant. It increases my drive even more.

I'm going to stop now before I give up some ock material or something.
 
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