the official kobe haters thread

Qdizzile

Star
Registered
this is for all the people who hate kobe bryant with a passion:hmm:
I started this thread so y'all could have a place to vent. I dont want any one of you having a heart attack from the stress of kobes dominance in the finals over the magic. Stress is one of the leading cause's of death amongst black men and I'm doing my part to help the black community. so feel free to post any hateful comments here!

I'll start the hate...

kobe cant win with out phil jackson

kobe cant win outside of LA

kobe is a snitch

kobe cant produce a boy

kobe's wife isn't black

kobe only got 1 finals mvp

kobe had an afro

the lakers would have been better off with Vlade...


dont be shy let it all go you'll feel better in the morning:yes:


lakers 2008/2009 nba champions
:hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:
 
kobe aint a thug

kobe didn't dunk from the free throw line

kobe might be gay

kobe switch from addidas to nike

kobe shot 3 air balls as a rookie in the play offs

kobe aint a team player

kobe never had corn rolls


I'm tellin y'all this will make you feel better, I feel better already and I like kobe:D
 
I'll start the hate...

kobe cant win with out phil jackson

kobe cant win outside of LA

kobe is a snitch

kobe cant produce a boy

kobe's wife isn't black

kobe only got 1 finals mvp

kobe had an afro

the lakers would have been better off with Vlade...

:lol::lol::lol:

You a fool Q
 
"BGOL......TELL ME HOW MY AZZ TASTE!"

2qa953o.jpg
 
"BGOL......TELL ME HOW MY AZZ TASTE!"

2qa953o.jpg

there is a time and place for this type of thing, and this thread aint it:hmm: unless you have some hate to generate toward the 4 time nba champion and 2008/2009 finals mvp I'd appreciate if you not comment:hmm: I'm saving lives here man:hmm:
 
there is a time and place for this type of thing, and this thread aint it:hmm: unless you have some hate to generate toward the 4 time nba champion and 2008/2009 finals mvp I'd appreciate if you not comment:hmm: I'm saving lives here man:hmm:

:lol:

tell them to save those nutz.....and meet me at the laker parade

(if we even HAVE one. from what i hear, the l.a. city council is trying to get the laker organization to pay the money for the parade since the state/city is broke)
 
Shaq Eats Crow ... and Kobe's Ass

Posted Jun 15th 2009 12:49AM by TMZ Staff
While the Shaq-less Los Angeles Lakers enjoy the sweet taste of victory -- there's a 7-foot trash-talkin' ex-teammate who knows he's got a big helpin' of "Kobe Bryant's ass" comin' his way.

Check out the message Shaquille O'Neal just posted on his Twitter page ... spelling errors and all:
Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now "Shaq how my ass taste "

0131_shaq_kobe_photo2.jpg


Obviously, this stems from Shaq's incredible rendition of "Kobe How My Ass Taste" -- a freestyle rap he dropped when Kobe and the Lake Show lost in the NBA Finals last year.

For the record -- that song ruled.
 
LMAO I got a vasectomy now I cant breed um :smh: TMI man lol......Kobe did not get you a almost divorce Shaq, the personal trainer lending that shoulder for your crying wife, while you was on the road fucking another groupie is what got you that......And she stole loot to give it to her new nigga and you took her back :lol: Can you stay SIMP????
 
My question is could the Lakers beat the Celtics if they were healthy?

:hmm: Could the the Celtics have beaten the Lakers last year IF they didn't have Garnett and Allen? Whats done is done man. Tell them to meet us in the finals next year and we'll find out
 
kobe aint a thug

kobe didn't dunk from the free throw line

kobe might be gay

kobe switch from addidas to nike

kobe shot 3 air balls as a rookie in the play offs

kobe aint a team player

kobe never had corn rolls


I'm tellin y'all this will make you feel better, I feel better already and I like kobe:D
:lol::lol::lol:
 
JAZZ FANS ARE RACIST and sick HATERS

so how about Kobe's 9 straight threes for dem hoes!


He's played 207 or 217 consecutive games without finger surgery...once he gets it his stroke will be back
 
someones missing

kobe needs more hate:hmm:

*puts on Cranrab persona Me and my two alltime great center friends, one of which is a HOF, went to the game and we all agreed that tobe shouldn't have gotten the MVP or even been a starter because he didn't get 8 assist like he did the other games, therefore showing he is still a ballhog. We also agreed that spin move circus shot that Petrius hit was all tobe fault because he fell to rotate from all the way on the other side of court and cover him along with all the other players. The MVP should've been either Fisher or Odom because if you look at the -/+ for the game Fisher and Odom had a +16 while Tobe was at a measly +15. It was refreshing to be talking basketball with other people that are true basketball followers like me
 
Last edited:
*puts on Cranrab persona Me and my two alltime great center friends, one of which is a HOF, went to the game and we all agreed that Kobe shouldn't have gotten the MVP or even been a starter because he didn't get 8 assist like he did the other games, therefore showing he is still a ballhog. We also agreed that spin move circus shot that Petrius hit was all Kobe fault because he fell to rotate from all the way on the other side of court and cover him along with all the other players. It was refreshing to be talking basketball with other people that are true basketball followers like me

:lol::lol::lol:
seems like something STANrab would say
 
Back
Top