Yo, I got fuckin suckerpunched!!!
Niggas still pull that shit???
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swisher sweets told you to get out the bed joe?
That broad got hooves not hands.
HELL NAW. Ahahaha.
lol @ her having paws.
im dying.....
"i won ,gimmie my money"
"you what?
"i lost"
im dying.....
"i won ,gimmie my money"
"you what?
"i lost"
Why do people want you to inconvenience yourself so they can get what they want?
Because those people are inconsiderate and selfish-remove them from the top of your priority list.
This has been a good weekend...
*Sips his drink*
...A good weekend indeed...
*Sips his drink*
...A good weekend indeed...
so i am in lane bryant (happens to be next to DSW) while trying to do quality time with a female (friend) after a great lunch...
her and the sales lady are sharing their i cant fit, cant have a matching set bra stories.
there is this one lady in there...red lipstick, tan capris, forgot the shirt color, and red pumps.....the sales lady asked "do you want sexyness or comfort" to which she replies, "sexyness"
and yeah she later caught me looking at her more than once while she was waiting....
her and the sales lady are sharing their i cant fit, cant have a matching set bra stories.
there is this one lady in there...red lipstick, tan capris, forgot the shirt color, and red pumps.....the sales lady asked "do you want sexyness or comfort" to which she replies, "sexyness"
and yeah she later caught me looking at her more than once while she was waiting....
Love this commercial...and, I found the full version!!!
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I like square butts and I cannot lie!
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I like square butts and I cannot lie!
then
I know...I wish...but I can't...
...mommy...
Congrats!
Share...and release...
I will never understand how one house can hold so many people...
1) what i find funny is that u have ppl who sayin dying ur hair is wrong and weave is wrong but they don't know half the chics they big up have DYED brown or black hair
-its funny how we make everyhing a black issue
- going thru hair phases and having bad hairstyles is a PPL issue
2) another thing that cracks me up is how ppl glorify other women over black women talkin bout the other women are nice and w/ nasty attitudes
- statistically speaking...if u r black and grew up around blacks....chances are u have talked to WAY more blacks than other types of women
- and when u tried to talk to those other types of women...u specifically saught out or put urself around a certain type outside of your geographic range
-there are plenty of good / nice black chics out there BUT when u start eliminating chics on the types of places they hang out, how fast they give it up and how they look...well u eliminate a good portion of the "good/nice "chics
3) the last thing...for some guys to go on and on about how they are leaders and that is not a woman's role but then turn around and say that women need to step up in their decisions w/ men so that men can match their efforts is COMICAL. either ur a leader and u set the pace or a your a follower and you follow it...pick one
- are you part of the solution or problem?
- do you really want chics to up their standards anyway and risk not gettin any poom poom as easily?
- bwahahaha @ that armchair militants
that is all
-its funny how we make everyhing a black issue
- going thru hair phases and having bad hairstyles is a PPL issue
2) another thing that cracks me up is how ppl glorify other women over black women talkin bout the other women are nice and w/ nasty attitudes
- statistically speaking...if u r black and grew up around blacks....chances are u have talked to WAY more blacks than other types of women
- and when u tried to talk to those other types of women...u specifically saught out or put urself around a certain type outside of your geographic range
-there are plenty of good / nice black chics out there BUT when u start eliminating chics on the types of places they hang out, how fast they give it up and how they look...well u eliminate a good portion of the "good/nice "chics
3) the last thing...for some guys to go on and on about how they are leaders and that is not a woman's role but then turn around and say that women need to step up in their decisions w/ men so that men can match their efforts is COMICAL. either ur a leader and u set the pace or a your a follower and you follow it...pick one
- are you part of the solution or problem?
- do you really want chics to up their standards anyway and risk not gettin any poom poom as easily?
- bwahahaha @ that armchair militants
that is all
1) what i find funny is that u have ppl who sayin dying ur hair is wrong and weave is wrong but they don't know half the chics they big up have DYED brown or black hair
-its funny how we make everyhing a black issue
- going thru hair phases and having bad hairstyles is a PPL issue
2) another thing that cracks me up is how ppl glorify other women over black women talkin bout the other women are nice and w/ nasty attitudes
- statistically speaking...if u r black and grew up around blacks....chances are u have talked to WAY more blacks than other types of women
- and when u tried to talk to those other types of women...u specifically saught out or put urself around a certain type outside of your geographic range
-there are plenty of good / nice black chics out there BUT when u start eliminating chics on the types of places they hang out, how fast they give it up and how they look...well u eliminate a good portion of the "good/nice "chics
3) the last thing...for some guys to go on and on about how they are leaders and that is not a woman's role but then turn around and say that women need to step up in their decisions w/ men so that men can match their efforts is COMICAL. either ur a leader and u set the pace or a your a follower and you follow it...pick one
- are you part of the solution or problem?
- do you really want chics to up their standards anyway and risk not gettin any poom poom as easily?
- bwahahaha @ that armchair militants
that is all
i see some older women with grey hair that looks like it has purple tint to it. Does that come from consistent dying when they were younger?
no that is a specific dye...i'm tryna think if its blue black....damn i forgot but I will tell you later or maybe one of the other ladies will recognize it
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/9ucd3cB9r4Q&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6[/flash]
1) what i find funny is that u have ppl who sayin dying ur hair is wrong and weave is wrong but they don't know half the chics they big up have DYED brown or black hair
-its funny how we make everyhing a black issue
- going thru hair phases and having bad hairstyles is a PPL issue
2) another thing that cracks me up is how ppl glorify other women over black women talkin bout the other women are nice and w/ nasty attitudes
- statistically speaking...if u r black and grew up around blacks....chances are u have talked to WAY more blacks than other types of women
- and when u tried to talk to those other types of women...u specifically saught out or put urself around a certain type outside of your geographic range
-there are plenty of good / nice black chics out there BUT when u start eliminating chics on the types of places they hang out, how fast they give it up and how they look...well u eliminate a good portion of the "good/nice "chics
3) the last thing...for some guys to go on and on about how they are leaders and that is not a woman's role but then turn around and say that women need to step up in their decisions w/ men so that men can match their efforts is COMICAL. either ur a leader and u set the pace or a your a follower and you follow it...pick one
- are you part of the solution or problem?
- do you really want chics to up their standards anyway and risk not gettin any poom poom as easily?
- bwahahaha @ that armchair militants
that is all
Damn.
Release Ju.
I think you right though about the blue/black dye. I remember hearing once that something to that effect was used to even out the color on specific heads, but I'm not sure. It's been years since I've stepped foot in a salon.
I think you right though about the blue/black dye. I remember hearing once that something to that effect was used to even out the color on specific heads, but I'm not sure. It's been years since I've stepped foot in a salon.
Trying to pass a message onto us, huh, CT?
No, nothing in particular Jo, just trying to make you all laugh. That being said, whenever you can GTD is a good thing. There are a couple young ladies in my area I wouldn't mind writing GTD next to though...
......Here's another funny video for you all...
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Imma need that commercial to go national.
Mel, have you seen this before?
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/ENAbFBQxZVw&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00[/flash]
just because i put something on the trash doesnt mean it is free for you to take.... well technically it does but damn at least wait until i go to bed for you steal my junk.
damn, what kinda neighbors you got?
not my neighbors there is a fred sanford type dude that drives through the different neighborhoods on trash nights trying to get his hustle on. say you throw out a tv or something they may not take the whole tv but they will take the cords i assume they can be used to repair other shit. One mans trash is the next mans treasures...
Again, maybe it's not your neighbors, but DAMN, what kinda neighborhood you live in?!? Is that that DC/Baltimore, The Wire-type ish?!?
Suburbia USA
YOU be quiet...YOU have been warned...
Don't get Tony Almedaded talkin that yak! I will put you over their where you don't want to be!
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