Caption This : Rick Ross & Jay Z
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no homo
Jay- "SO I BEAT DAT NIGGA ASS FROM SILVER SPOONS AND TOOK HIS TRAIN RIGHT... LAID DAT MUTHA FUCKA ON THE TRACKS TIED UP AND RAN OVER HIS ASS LIKE... CHOO CHOO!!!
RICK - "AAAHAHAHA YOU DA REAL BAWS BAWS!"
RICK - "AAAHAHAHA YOU DA REAL BAWS BAWS!"
"so you never even hustled at all?,,, i thought noriega owed you a hundred favors?"
"yeah,,, carlos noriega,,, mexican kid who sat behind me in 6th grade,,, he was so irresponsible,,, i used to always have to lend him a #2 pencil on test day"
Youuuuu!!!!
If you haven girls problems I feel bad for you Son,
50 took ya bitch shoppin and u a pig wit a Gun!
HOV
HoV- your shits harsh nigga fuck slangin x pills
somebody need to slang some Altoids yo' way. -Young lol
"so you never even hustled at all?,,, i thought noriega owed you a hundred favors?"
"yeah,,, carlos noriega,,, mexican kid who sat behind me in 6th grade,,, he was so irresponsible,,, i used to always have to lend him a #2 pencil on test day"
You Know you done Fucked up right?
"so you never even hustled at all?,,, i thought noriega owed you a hundred favors?"
"yeah,,, carlos noriega,,, mexican kid who sat behind me in 6th grade,,, he was so irresponsible,,, i used to always have to lend him a #2 pencil on test day"
Ross: "... so I had the nigga in a headlock right, can you believe this nigga still wouldn't give up the goods, that's when I had to choke the life out that dude. RAWSE!!! So by this time Esco's wife seen what I was capable of. This bitch dropped to her knees and started beggin for her life. Had that bitch draw me a map of where Pablo was hiding at WHILE she took all 18 inches down her throat. Bitch gave me the combo to the safes and erythang, sheeeit, she ain't want no problems with Noriega after that. So I track down Escobar, got that nigga cornered... dude seen the look in my eyes and he knew it was a wrap after that. Finished the deed then I hit up Noriega, the real Noriega, let him know it was a done deal. They tried to say it was government ops that took Pablo out, but the real no the deal..."
Jay: "SHHHHHHHHHH!! Pump your brakes black man."
Ross: "Nah dawg, for real, you can ask my cousin Keke, my dawg RayRay..."
Jay: "Ross... We don't believe you, you need more people."
anybody know where to get that gucci belt officer ross has on?
"so you never even hustled at all?,,, i thought noriega owed you a hundred favors?"
"yeah,,, carlos noriega,,, mexican kid who sat behind me in 6th grade,,, he was so irresponsible,,, i used to always have to lend him a #2 pencil on test day"
Ross: "Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up.
Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some bitches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that shit outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,
Meet up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n shit, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one of them up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n shit. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "shit, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n shit seein them all over me. Little T starts talking shit about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,
I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda shit. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "shit son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a bitch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n shit, her sniffling is annoying the fuck outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their shit mangled"
About now guy starts talking shit cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that bitches face. Even from here i see blood n shit go flying. Caved his fucking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Straight away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a bitch, probably brain damaged or sum shit cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fucking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.
Mangled those pussys the fuck up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday shit to me though son."
Jay: "SHHHHHHHHHH!! Pump your brakes black man."
Ross: "Nah dawg, for real, you can ask my cousin Keke, my dawg RayRay..."
Jay: "Ross... We don't believe you, you need more people."
Nigga....He asked for a CAPTION...Not a screenplay
"so you never even hustled at all?,,, i thought noriega owed you a hundred favors?"
"yeah,,, carlos noriega,,, mexican kid who sat behind me in 6th grade,,, he was so irresponsible,,, i used to always have to lend him a #2 pencil on test day"
"Oh shit! I'm trippin' Jay. When I saw your hands in that position, I started reachin' for my cuffs!"
Jay-Z; "You know damn well that "Dick Hop Artist" ain't deaf, any time you say dollars..."
LOL!
Jay:HAHA nigga that was funny.
Rawse:Nah nigga really.You have tha right to remain silent.We ain't forget bout tha Camron incident in DC.I've been undercover since I was in that Trina video.
ross: "yea man so he got at me and im thinkin bout....."
jay: "yea he bout to buy me a maybach and some gucci purses for B if i dont help you with a remix to boost your sales.....so um.....jeah"
-Liq
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twitter.com/blackliq
WOFTD
*New* Black Liquid - Liq St8 Of Mind *New*
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Black Liquid - Free Black
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Black Liquid - A Lord Slugg Production
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jay: "yea he bout to buy me a maybach and some gucci purses for B if i dont help you with a remix to boost your sales.....so um.....jeah"
-Liq
myspace.com/blackliq
twitter.com/blackliq
WOFTD
*New* Black Liquid - Liq St8 Of Mind *New*
http://www.zshare.net/download/538825389ab167c5/
Black Liquid - Free Black
http://www.zshare.net/download/5388234181984ee5/
Black Liquid - A Lord Slugg Production
http://www.zshare.net/download/54611202480d0e53/
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