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so...how do you go about getting rid of a female stalker?

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so i've been here by myself in NC.

on thanksgiving i'm just in the house all day watching tv, playing the xbox, stuff like that. got a few invites over to eat, but i can't eat other people's food that i really don't know so i politely pass them up.

i get a buzz at my intercom at about 5:30 answer it and it's this lady i've seen that works at one of the malls nearby (in hickory).

uh who is this?

this is jessica, you know me i work at the olan mills display

(oh shit how she know where i live) uh ok, what can i do for you?

i had come by to see how you were doing and brought you a plate

well that was nice but i have company right now so i'll have to decline and i'm sorry but how did you know where i lived?

lol i've known where you lived for a while, who doesn't know?

(shit)

oh uh ok well thanks anyway. have a happy t-day. (click)


10:30pm

yes?

hey it's me

:confused: uh yeah hey look, jessica seriously thanks and all but i'm good....really

i just wanted to see if you wanted some company

uh no, i have company thanks but i gotta go and it's really not good to just show up unannounced. you don't even know me all like that. good night. (click)


text message 15 minutes later

"so you don't like me?"

:angry::angry::angry::angry:
how the fuck did she get my phone number?


i call one of my employees. cause thats the only place she could've gotten any info from.

who gave out my phone number and where i live to that pudgy girl at the photo stand?

*laughing in the background

she was asking ************ all about you and gave her your number. daaaamn she called you?

no that bitch came over here. oh, ************** is dead. that shit wasn't cool. she came over here twice...blah blah blah blah.....


now today is monday morning. besides the fact she's been at that store looking for me since then she's fucking texting me. i've nicely said "leave me be, your really not my type" but that ain't working...

she i just go the mean, nasty, bury you in the ground route or just call the cops?
 
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Have a woman you are cool w/ step to her.....And if that doesnt work restraining order...I know her type you have to get bold w/ her.
 
ummm y would she think u like her?

y would ppl think its cool to give out ur number?

didn't u have stalkers before?

this comes with the territory


anyway, 1) tell the person who gave her the number to let her know that the shit she did was unacceptable and that ur not interested AND 2) file a restraining order; she's past the talking to point...she went from 0-60 REALLY quickly
 
jucurious said:
ummm y would she think u like her?

y would ppl think its cool to give out ur number?

didn't u have stalkers before?

this comes with the territory


anyway, 1) tell the person who gave her the number to let her know that the shit she did was unacceptable and that ur not interested AND 2) file a restraining order; she's past the talking to point...she went from 0-60 REALLY quickly
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People down here are "too" friendly. Want to play matchmaker or some other shit. Women always want to cook or do something for you. Some of that I'm just not cool with especially the eating womens food sometimes. They scare me with that in the south

And no it was not cool to give my number out. I'm gonna check her later on today for doing that.
 
That's super creepy just showing up at someone's door...

and then TWICE!!!

in one day! wowowowow...


Aren't you married? Your employee should have deaded her from gate, like um, he has a wife... or just known that in this day you can't just be giving out someone's number all willy-nilly...


Yeah, I think you have to get bold with her.. polite might not work... I don't get chicks like this...
 
:lol:.....:smh:

yeah fam you gotta become an asshole now.

either that....or do the exact same thing she's doing to you to her.
 
Da Don said:
so i've been here by myself in NC.

on thanksgiving i'm just in the house all day watching tv, playing the xbox, stuff like that. got a few invites over to eat, but i can't eat other people's food that i really don't know so i politely pass them up.

i get a buzz at my intercom at about 5:30 answer it and it's this lady i've seen that works at one of the malls nearby (in hickory).

uh who is this?

this is jessica, you know me i work at the olan mills display

(oh shit how she know where i live) uh ok, what can i do for you?

i had come by to see how you were doing and brought you a plate

well that was nice but i have company right now so i'll have to decline and i'm sorry but how did you know where i lived?

lol i've known where you lived for a while, who doesn't know?

(shit)

oh uh ok well thanks anyway. have a happy t-day. (click)


10:30pm

yes?

hey it's me

:confused: uh yeah hey look, jessica seriously thanks and all but i'm good....really

i just wanted to see if you wanted some company

uh no, i have company thanks but i gotta go and it's really not good to just show up unannounced. you don't even know me all like that. good night. (click)


text message 15 minutes later

"so you don't like me?"

:angry::angry::angry::angry:
how the fuck did she get my phone number?


i call one of my employees. cause thats the only place she could've gotten any info from.

who gave out my phone number and where i live to that pudgy girl at the photo stand?

*laughing in the background

she was asking ************ all about you and gave her your number. daaaamn she called you?

no that bitch came over here. oh, ************** is dead. that shit wasn't cool. she came over here twice...blah blah blah blah.....


now today is monday morning. besides the fact she's been at that store looking for me since then she's fucking texting me. i've nicely said "leave me be, your really not my type" but that ain't working...

she i just go the mean, nasty, bury you in the ground route or just call the cops?
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Let me handle it :hmm:
 
get a female to play the girlfriend role to scare her away

if that doesnt work act crazy too...

last if the above doesnt work...put them people in her life:hmm:
 
Have you tried just having sex with her? :dunno:

:lol:

Just kidding. Me personally I would talk to her or get somebody else to talk to her and find out WHY she likes you. Then I would be the exact opposite of that everytime you see her.

OR...

I would be crazy back with her. I would get HER number and HER address and start stalking her too. See how she like that shit son! :angry:

OR...

I would call po-po, tell them what's up, tell them you need a little protection at your store, let her come in, point her out and show her your brand new police escort. :yes:
 
Da Don said:
People down here are "too" friendly. Want to play matchmaker or some other shit. Women always want to cook or do something for you. Some of that I'm just not cool with especially the eating womens food sometimes. They scare me with that in the south

And no it was not cool to give my number out. I'm gonna check her later on today for doing that.
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Man, the South seems like a simp's paradise...:lol:

Wait...do they know you're a millionaire?

Are the females in general like this to all dudes, or just Alpha Male's like yourself?

I heard it's like a 14 to 1 ratio of women to men down in Atlanta (28 to 1 when you count all the gay dudes :lol:)...is it like this everywhere in the South?

Anyways, as to your problem, why don't you play "Tag Your It"...:lol:

Try to hook her up with one of your male employees.

If that doesn't work...

I forgot where, I think it was a Robert Greene book like 48 laws of power, or Art of Seduction, where he said the easiest way to get someone to hate you is to MIRROR their own behavior...start smothering her with attention, and being needy/clingy. Act like a simp, bring her flowers and leave Brian McKnight on her voicemail. Camp outside her house with an acoustic guitar and try to serenade her with love songs. I know your a busy dude and don't have the time to do all that, but Shit, since you got so much goddamn money, why don't you hire a look a like to impersonate you. If you can't find someone who looks exactly like you, you could hire a make-up artist to make them look like you. and a speech therapist to imitate all the inflections in your voice etc.

Bottom line, ignoring her is just going to make her want you more.
 
troutwine said:
Shit, since you got so much goddamn money, why don't you hire a look a like to impersonate you. If you can't find someone who looks exactly like you, you could hire a make-up artist to make them look like you. and a speech therapist to imitate all the inflections in your voice etc.
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:lol::lol::lol:

Thats a lot of money and time to invest in someone you want to get rid of, lol
 
Next time, she shows up unnanounced, get up in her face and scream on her, then, flip the script and in a calm voice ask her to leave politely, slam the door on her face, lol
 
just have a couple of these in XL sizes around in plain view:

grenade-butt-plug.jpg
 
bigirl said:
just have a couple of these in XL sizes around in plain view:

grenade-butt-plug.jpg
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wtf?


:lol: @ DD

had a few chicks like that when I first moved down here
they were cool just a lil obsessed - both were my fault i boned one and let the other suck my dick - car chases and phones blowing up at work werent cool
restraining order asap bruh
 
Woman's intuition, would have set off my Spidey senses, which would have lead me to adopt a sniper mentality, viewing my target from an undisclosed location. Thus, I would have done reconisance and aborted mission, before entering a danger zone...
 
GET YOU HOT said:
Woman's intuition, would have set off my Spidey senses, which would have lead me to adopt a sniper mentality, viewing my target from an undisclosed location. Thus, I would have done reconisance and aborted mission, before entering a danger zone...
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Reconnaissance.


Oh, an BTW, any time you feel like stalking me, I am open . . . . :hmm: :yes: ;)



Yo, I'm mad you said, " Aborted missions ", LMBAO!
 
some people are just dense, sounds like she has a personality disorder no need to be rude unless you have to be, I mean cmon. your a guy. Its not like you're a woman being stalked by some dude, at worse its a bother, she will likley find a new crush to chase in time.

As for the south being a "simps paradise", its real easy to feel like the man down there, all my friends thought they were gods gift to women, and I dont knock brothers skills but too many brothers egos dont let them see that the reason black men/women ratio is so lopsided is partially related to so many brothers getting sidelined by life, fucking up, getting killed or thrown in the clink,

factor in black southern womens refusal to date or marry outside of their race and you got guys macking who couldnt do that anywhere else.
 
Man you can't be nice anymore, I had one of my sister's friends in high school that was like this chick, but I was too nice. She started telling everyone that we were dating(lie), and eventually told them she was pregnant and I had never even kissed this girl. So I confront her, she and I did not speak for 3/4 of the school year then one day she stops me and I try being nice again. Well prom is coming up and I find out she(SHE FIGHTS W/RAZORS) is threatening any and every girl that even mentions my name from her brother and his boy. Well I confront her again and this was the last straw, she gets pissed and asked who told me all the inside info but I didn't snitch. So she storms off after I tell her i'm done being friends. The next day i'm in the hall in the morning and the bus she rides unloads and when everyone from that bus saw me, they ran to tell me what happened after school the day before. This chick confronts her brother and his boy, his boy must have told her he snitched on her and she gets off the bus with him and beats him in his own front yard in front of his Moms,:eek:. I felt so bad for him, he did not come to school for a few days and she walked around mad as hell. I've seen her lately(15 yrs later) and she does not know how to approach me but I let it go but still keep my distance. So you can't be nice sometimes.
 
she stopped. had came by a few more times but i guess she got the message.

women, (regardless how they look down here) aren't use to rejection i bet. especially her type. she thinks because she's driving around in an chrysler 300 and a yukon and got a lil money, i would be all over her like most niccas is from what i hear.
 
p.ledet said:
Man you can't be nice anymore, I had one of my sister's friends in high school that was like this chick, but I was too nice. She started telling everyone that we were dating(lie), and eventually told them she was pregnant and I had never even kissed this girl. So I confront her, she and I did not speak for 3/4 of the school year then one day she stops me and I try being nice again. Well prom is coming up and I find out she(SHE FIGHTS W/RAZORS) is threatening any and every girl that even mentions my name from her brother and his boy. Well I confront her again and this was the last straw, she gets pissed and asked who told me all the inside info but I didn't snitch. So she storms off after I tell her i'm done being friends. The next day i'm in the hall in the morning and the bus she rides unloads and when everyone from that bus saw me, they ran to tell me what happened after school the day before. This chick confronts her brother and his boy, his boy must have told her he snitched on her and she gets off the bus with him and beats him in his own front yard in front of his Moms,:eek:. I felt so bad for him, he did not come to school for a few days and she walked around mad as hell. I've seen her lately(15 yrs later) and she does not know how to approach me but I let it go but still keep my distance. So you can't be nice sometimes.
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Why not introduce yourself, like everyone else, expose yourself...:)
 
jucurious said:
ummm y would she think u like her?

....

anyway, 1) tell the person who gave her the number to let her know that the shit she did was unacceptable and that ur not interested AND 2) file a restraining order; she's past the talking to point...she went from 0-60 REALLY quickly
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c/s ... its the person who gave her your info's responsibility to handle that shit. I'm sure the shit is resolved by now but just wanted to put in my .02

Soooooooooooo, how did it turn out? (as you can see I didn't get to the end of this thread yet)
 
My thought is tell this chick face to face (BOLDLY). . . Stop Calling . . . Don't Come By . . . I'm not feeling you . . . some females think that if they can just get a minute to holla at you so you can get to know them . . . they could change your mind . . . You gotta be direct . . . beating around the bush is like a cat and mouse game for her . . . . Nip it in the bud NOW . . .
 

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