Could you try 'The Naked Man' on a date? How I Met Your Mother -Funny Shit

[godofwine]

I know TV is TV, and you should almost NEVER try shit you see on TV in real life. But this is a trip. Check the theory:

On a date with a chick, it is going just OK to kinda bad. You probably won't be seeing this chick again. You take her home and ask to use the bathroom.

You Un-Suit Up, strip down to your birthday suit and come out. She will be shocked. Will she:

A) Sleep with you. You are already naked anyway
B) Throw you out

It could work. Hell, who knows, right. it works 2 out of 3 times. It's worth the shot, right?


Wanna see how it works? Watch this show, just this one. You will laugh your ass off I promise. And, after you laugh and you wonder "how did I miss this show?" you can get all of the episodes right here

One of the funniest episodes EVER

Season 4, Episode 9: The Naked Man

After Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin’s date sitting on the couch in the buff, the gang realizes this method might be the easiest way to get their dates into bed with them. It works 2 out of 3 times.

http://rapidshare.com/files/167181124/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E09.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar

The Mods hated on me and relegated my thread to the depths of the TV part of the forum, but I took the time to upload every episode of this series and post it for your enjoyment.

How I Met Your Mother Complete Series in Rapidshare

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=325298

or.....


This is all 5 seasons up to the current episode.

I tell you this is one of the funniest shows on TV. Neil Patrick Harris went from being type-cast as Doogie Howser to one of the coolest roles on TV. I've been working on this for the past few days to get this all together.

This thread is Legen...Wait for it.....

Dary​

Season 1

Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot

It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily Marshall, Barney and Robin.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162323918/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E01.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 2: Purple Giraffe

Ted tells Robin that "He loves her" ON THEIR FIRST DATE, things fall apart for she and Ted and he figures that it's all over for the two of them. Ted finds out from Lily after she met Robin that she (Robin) likes him and Ted tries once again to win her over.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162293871/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E02.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 3: The Sweet Taste of Liberty

Rather than go to their usual hangout, Barney convinces Ted to go to the airport with him to "pick someone up". It turns out that they're there to pick up some girls. While doing this, they fly to Philadelphia, get arrested by airport security and that's when Ted starts to wonder why he ends up in these adventures with Barney.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162293797/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E03.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 4: Return of the Shirt


Ted dated a girl three years ago and broke up with her by leaving a message on her answering machine on her birthday. Feeling bad about it he gets back together with her and gets annoyed by her, another time, and wants to break up with her, another time. Robin meanwhile realizes that no one is interested in her show and that no one watches it after all. So she decides to do or say crazy things which Barney dares her to.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162294483/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E04.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 5: Okay Awesome


Robin gets into a hip exclusive nightclub but cannot get into the VIP Room. Ted and Barney will be going with her, Lily thinks it may be time for she and Marshall to grow up and put behind the things they used to do back in college. Barney ends up getting into a very embarrassing situation that is so bad, he tells Ted what happened and that "this night did NOT happen" (in italics).


http://rapidshare.com/files/162294195/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E05.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 6: The Slutty Pumpkin


On Halloween, Robin and her new boyfriend Mike meet for a Double Date with Lily and Marshall, who are eager to win the costume contest. Robin turns out as someone who is not so much into "couple things" so the dinner is not as pleasant as expected. Barney actually wants to take Ted with him to a Victoria Secret's Party, but Ted heads for a party on the roof of his apartment house, where he a few years ago met a beautiful woman, which is just called the "slutty pumpkin". Eager to meet her again, because he never had the change to call her because he lost her number, he waits for her every year at this party.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162323384/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 7: Matchmaker


Barney takes Ted to matchmaker Ellen Pierce, but while Barney gets thrown out, Ellen promises to find a woman for Ted within three days. This promise has disastrous results: the woman that suits him the best has already a boyfriend. Lily and Marshall have problems with some sort of cockroach or mouse that is in the apartment and they cannot get rid of.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162388976/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E07.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 8: The Duel


Lily moves in with Ted and Marshall and although it was Ted's idea to ask Lily to move in, he starts to worry that the apartment changes too much with Lily there. Another issue for Ted is who will keep the apartment after Lily and Marshall got married. In the end, a real fight starts between Ted and Marshall over the apartment.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162324500/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E08.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 9: Belly Full of Turkey


It's Thanksgiving and while Lily and Marshall visit his family in Minnesota, Robin and Ted wants to volunteer at a homeless shelter kitchen. Surprisingly, Robin and Ted meet Barney at the kitchen, who has been doing volunteer work for the past years. At the kitchen, Ted meets Amanda, who seems to be a quite nice girls until everything turns out to be different. Lily has some issues with Marshall's family and is unsure about how her future with Marshall will look like.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162324721/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E09.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 10: The Pineapple Incident


After sucking down a quintet of shots at the bar, Ted blacks out. He wakes up the next morning with a sprained ankle, a burned jacket, a phone number written on his arm, a pineapple on his dresser, and an unknown woman face down in his bed. With the help of his friends, Ted attempts to piece together precisely what happened the night before.


http://rapidshare.com/files/162389355/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E10.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 11: The Limo


It's New Year's Eve 2005 and Ted spends a large portion of his Christmas bonus for a limo for he and the gang. In addition, he has outlined a plan how they will ring in the New Year. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162389610/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E11.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 12: The Wedding


Ted is searching for a date for a wedding. He asks Robin to come with him to the wedding as his "date" and she says yes. Problems evolve when the bride-to-be Claudia tells him he didn't check "plus one" on the reply card and forbids him to bring someone along to the wedding. Ted now has problems to tell Robin that she cannot come with him and asks the Stu, Claudia's future husband, if he can bring a "date" and he says "yes". This leads to further problems.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162389705/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E12.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 13: Drumroll, Please

Ted meets a beautiful woman named Victoria at Claudia's and Stu's wedding and they spend a great time together that night. Unfortunately, Ted and Victoria made a deal that they will never see each other again after that night and they do not exchange telephone numbers. The morning after the wedding party, Ted wants desperately to see the girl again but can't find her.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162389807/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E13.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 14: Zip, Zip, Zip

Ted and Victoria have decided to wait for one month before they have sex. But Victoria had forgot that she would be out of town on that date so they decide that they would do it this day instead. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily decide to stay home. While brushing their teeth together Ted and Victoria enters the apartment and they can't come out from the bathroom without ruin the night for Ted. Barney and Robin have a broes night out because Ted is busy whit Victoria.


http://rapidshare.com/files/162390987/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E14.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 15: Game Night

During a game night Robin gets to meet Veronica. What actually was planned to be a funny night turns quite serious when Barney's former love Shannon gives an old tape to Lily which shows the "real" Barney. While watching the tape an embarrasses Barney storms off. When he returns, Barney tells a story from 1998, when he seems to have been a whole different person, and what made him the person he is today. To make Barney feel better, all others also tell their most embarrassing stories.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162616226/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E15.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 16: Cupcake

Victoria is about to leave to go to Germany for two years for a donate fellowship. Ted doesn't know if he should her ask to stay or if he should tell her to leave. Marshall needs a new suit and Barney helps him. Meanwhile, Robin and Veronica accompany Lily to a wedding dress fitting and also the girls talk about whether Veronica should leave Ted or not.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162616955/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E16.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 17: Life Among the Gorillas

After a month of long-distance-relationship with Veronica, she already send Ted 3 care-packages full of stuff he likes, but he hasn't send her any. Marshall works in Barney's office and doesn't like it all and the people he is working with, but Barney talks him once again into keeping the job. Marshall decides that it is must be easier to work in the office if he adapts to the people he is working with and gets some "get psyched" training from Barney.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162617670/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E17.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 18: Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM

After having quite a rough day and being a little drunk, Robin calls Ted in the middle of the night and asks him if he wants to come over to her place. Ted, of course, says that he will come. On his way to Robin's apartment, Ted starts to ask himself if it is okay to go to Robin since he still has got his girlfriend Victoria and asks his friends for advice.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162617447/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E18.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 19: Mary the Paralegal

Robin invites everybody to a banquet and Ted is insecure about bringing a date or not. Barney hooks him up with a girl that seems to be a prostitute while Robin brings a real date. Ted pretends to be cool with the fact that Robin has moved on, but Robin's date is her sleazy colleague Sandy Rivers whom Ted and Marshall constantly make jokes about when watching him on TV. With all these people in the same room, the evening seems to be getting interesting.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162618191/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E19.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 20: Best Prom Ever

Marshall and Lily finally have got the perfect place they always wanted to get married at. The only problematic thing about this is that the place is only available in two months. So, this means a lot of work for everybody. To listen to a band Marshall wants to play at the wedding, Lily,Barney and Robin sneak into a High School prom. While the other three are at the prom, Marshall and Ted, who had actually planned a "men's night", are wrapping up wedding invitations until Lily wants Marshall to come to the prom to. Of course, Ted comes along too.


http://rapidshare.com/files/162711535/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E20.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 21: Milk

It's Ted's 28th birthday and he still keeps looking for the perfect girl. Apparently he is about to find her since the matchmaker he once hired to find him a partner has finally found the perfect match. When he is about to meet her, Lily calls him because she is in trouble. Marshall gets himself into an office war between Barney and some guy named "Clark Butterfield" in which the guys do all kinds of gross things to each other.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162711814/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E21.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Season 1, Episode 22: Come On

Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart. Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162712045/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01E22.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


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Season 2

Season 2, Episode 1: Where Were We?

Marshall becomes predictably depressed and pathetic after the breakup. And it only gets worse when he discovers that Lily may be back in town.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162712291/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E01.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 2: The Scorpion and the Toad

Barney gets Marshall back out on the singles market, but Barney keeps taking all the prospects from him. And Ted's convinced that Lily is back because she wants Marshall back, even though she says she's never been better.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162712328/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E02.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 3: Brunch

Ted discovers that his parents are keeping a secret from him after his dad acts as Barney's wingman, and Marshall and Lily intentionally try to get each other sexually aroused.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162712839/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E03.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 4: Ted Mosby, Architect

Barney tells Ted that single women like architects. But will Ted use this useful tidbit of information to cheat on Robin after they have their first fight?

http://rapidshare.com/files/162817767/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E04.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 5: World's Greatest Couple

Lily gets introduced to Barney's bachelor pad when she needs a place to stay, and Marshall finds a unlikely new friend to join him for brunch, concerts and musicals.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162817914/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E05.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 6: Aldrin Justice

Ted gets Lily a job at his firm, but she only makes trouble for Ted when he refuses to stand up to his boss. And Barney sleeps with Marshall's law school professor to help his grades, but she's less than impressed with his prowess.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162818580/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E06.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 7: Swarley

The guys tell Marshall to stay away from his new date because she has "crazy eyes," but she couldn't be any crazier than Lily after she learns that Marshall's going out on his first new date.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162818133/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 8: Atlantic City

Marshall and Lily elope to Atlantic City, but they discover that getting married in Atlantic City isn't as easy as getting married in Las Vegas

http://rapidshare.com/files/162818573/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E08.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 9: Slap Bet

The gang discovers that Robin's been hiding a huge secret, but they have no idea what it is. Marshall thinks she is married, and Barney thinks she was a porn star. (Super Hilarious Episode)

http://rapidshare.com/files/162817555/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E09.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 10: Single Stamina

Barney's gay black brother is in town, but he doesn't want to tell Barney that he's getting married because he'll be losing his only single sidekick.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162940994/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E10.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 11: How Lily Stole Christmas

Lily takes away her Christmas display after she finds out that Ted called her a bad name while she was broken up with Marshall, and Barney is too sick for his Christmas plans.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162942009/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E11.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 12: First Time in New York

Robin tries to keep her younger sister from losing her virginity while on vacation in New York, which causes everyone to reminisce about their first times.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162942412/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E12.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 13: Columns

Barney asks Lily to paint a nude picture of him after finding her painting of Marshall. And Ted can't find an opportune time to fire his old boss, who now works for him but still keeps undermining his work.

http://rapidshare.com/files/162942637/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E13.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 14: Monday Night Football

Everybody misses the Super Bowl because of a funeral. Therefore, they all try to go 24 hours without finding out who won so that they can watch the game together on Monday night.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163081958/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E14.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 15: Lucky Penny

When Ted misses his important business trip to Chicago, he tries to trace his steps back to the original incident that triggered the series of events that made him miss the flight.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163083104/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E15.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 16: Stuff

Ted to gets rid of everything he received from other women at Robin's request, but getting rid of the stuff Robin received from other men won't be as easy. Meanwhile, Barney gets revenge on Lily for making him attend her terrible play.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163083696/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E16.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 17: Arrivederci, Fiero

When Marshall's car doesn't quite make it to 200,000 miles without dying completely, everybody reminisces about their greatest memories with the car.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163084143/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E17.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 18: Moving Day

Ted and Robin decide to move in together, but nobody appears to be happy with the new living arrangements--especially Barney.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163084287/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E18.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 19: Bachelor Party

Ted changes Barney's bachelor party plans for Marshall at the last minute, so that it won't just consist of gambling and cheap strippers. And Robin gets Lily an inappropriate shower party gift.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163247433/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E19.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 20: Showdown

Barney becomes a contestant on "The Price Is Right" so that he can confront Bob Barker, because he is believes that the game show host is his biological father

http://rapidshare.com/files/163247785/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E20.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 21: Something Borrowed

Marshall and Lily's wedding is destined to become a disaster, until fate intervenes and makes it perfect.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163248091/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E21.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 2, Episode 22: Something Blue

As the happy couple celebrate their wedding, Ted and Robin tell Barney about the latest development of their relationship.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163248284/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S02E22.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar

Season 3

Season 3, Episode 1: Wait for It

Ted's still not ready to date months after his breakup with Robin. But when Robin returns to New York with an exotic new boyfriend, he decides it's time to finally do something adventurous

http://rapidshare.com/files/163248449/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E01.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 2: We're Not from Here

Ted and Barney pose as tourists to pick up on a couple of New York women, and Robin starts getting fed up with her new boyfriend

http://rapidshare.com/files/163286806/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E02.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 3: Third Wheel

Ted has a chance for a threesome with two women, but Barney and Lily try to sabotage it. Meanwhile, Robin's date also goes better than expected, if only she can find a razor.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163287417/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E03.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 4: Little Boys

Robin tries to date a guy with a child, even though she does not like or want children. Meanwhile, Ted finds it impossible to make it with a woman he knows that Barney slept with a year ago

http://rapidshare.com/files/163287418/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E04.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 5: How I Met Everyone Else

While everyone meets Ted's new crazy girlfriend, everyone recounts their stories of how they met everyone else. But the stories turn out to have several inconsistencies.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163287625/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E05.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 6: I'm Not That Guy

Ted discovers that a porn star is using his name. Marshall is wined and dined by a firm that defends polluters, and Lily's spending habits may force him to take the job

http://rapidshare.com/files/163287674/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E06.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 7: Dowisetrepla

Marshall and Lily decide to buy a new home, which forces Lily to finally confront Marshall about her credit card debt.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163574541/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E07.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 8: Spoiler Alert

The guys shatter Ted's impressions of his new girlfriend by telling him she talks too much. Ted responds by turning the tables on his friends, and they react by pointing out Ted's worst flaw.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163593514/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E08.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 9: Slapsgiving

Marshall warns Barney that the third slap in their "slap bet" will be coming on Thanksgiving night. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin sleep together on the night before Thanksgiving. (Super Hilarious Episode)

http://rapidshare.com/files/163575390/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E09HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 10: The Yips

Barney has trouble hitting on women at the Victoria's Secret after party and so has to return to the woman who took his virginity.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163724356/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E10.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 11: The Platinum Rule

Barney and the gang try to convince Ted not to date the doctor that is removing his tramp stamp by giving examples of the Platinum Rule.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163575808/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E11.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 12: No Tomorrow

On St-Patrick's Day, Ted follows Barney to a bar to party like there's no tomorrow, while Robin discovers something strange about Marshall and Lily's new apartment.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163724572/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E12.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 13: Ten Sessions

As the search for Mrs. Right continues, Ted woos his dermatologist Stella -- but her receptionist, Abby, seems more interested in him.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163724741/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E13.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 14: The Bracket

One of Barney's exes is sabotaging his love life, but he doesn't know who. So he makes a NCAA Basketball Tournament-style bracket to figure out which women he wronged the worst.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163724807/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E14.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 15: The Chain of Screaming

Marshall cries in front of his boss after he chews him out, and everybody gives Marshall their own unique advice on how to confront his boss about the situation.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163725054/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E15.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 16: Sandcastles in the Sand

Robin gives romance a second try with an old boyfriend, only to have him break her heart...again.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163881626/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E16.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 17: The Goat

Barney is upset because he violated his own "bro code" by sleeping with Robin. How will Ted react when he learns that Barney slept with his ex-girlfriend?

http://rapidshare.com/files/163882824/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E17.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 18: Rebound Bro

Barney finds a new wingman to replace Ted, but he's painfully shy and awkward around women. Meanwhile Ted discovers that his new girlfriend Stella hasn't had sex in 5 years.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163884212/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E18.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 19: Everything Must Go

Barney helps Abby get back at Ted by staging a fake proposal, but Abby doesn't realize that it's fake. Lily decides to sell some of her paintings so that she and Marshall can pay for floor repairs at their new place.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163907905/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E19.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 3, Episode 20: Miracles

Ted breaks up with Stella but immediately wants to take it back after a life-changing experience. However, Stella doesn't realize that he broke up with her. Meanwhile, Barney has a serious accident on his way to see Ted in the hospital.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163908505/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S03E20.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


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[godofwine]

Season 4

Season 4, Episode 1: Do I Know You?

Ted and Stella get engaged, but Ted soon learns that he doesn't know anything about her. Meanwhile, Barney confesses to Lily that he's in love with Robin

http://rapidshare.com/files/163908837/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E01.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 4, Episode 2: The Best Burger in New York

Marshall claims that he had the best hamburger in the world during his first week in New York City, but he forgot where the burger joint is located. The gang then hits the streets of Manhattan to help him find it.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163937178/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E02.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 4, Episode 3: I Heart NJ

Ted does not want to move in with Stella because he hates New Jersey. Robin prematurely quits her TV job because she incorrectly thinks that she already has a new job.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163937052/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E03.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 4, Episode 4: Intervention

Ted, Robin, Marshall, and Lily all begin getting cold feet because of their imminent life changes, and Barney tries to prove that he can pick up a woman while posing as an 80-year-old man.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163936921/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E04.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 4, Episode 5: Shelter Island

Ted and Stella move up their wedding date, but the wedding may not go off as planned after Ted breaks the "No Exes Rule" and invites Robin to come in from Japan for the wedding.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163984463/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E05.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 4, Episode 6: Happily Ever After

The gang tries to hide from Stella when they discover that they are eating at the same restaurant.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163984935/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E06.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 4, Episode 7: Not a Father's Day

Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily wants advice from Ted and Robin, first. However, she soon finds they have very different views. Barney gets a "pregnancy scare".

http://rapidshare.com/files/163985212/how.i.met.your.mother.s04e07.hdtv.xvid-dot.rar

Season 4, Episode 8: Wooo!

Robin meets back up with a group of over-indulging single party girls known as the “Woo Girls.” Meanwhile, Barney receives a submission for design of the new company headquarters from Ted.

http://rapidshare.com/files/167180801/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E08.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar

One of the funniest shows EVER

Season 4, Episode 9: The Naked Man

After Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin’s date sitting on the couch in the buff, the gang realizes this method might be the easiest way to get their dates into bed with them. It works 2 out of 3 times.

http://rapidshare.com/files/167181124/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E09.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar

Season 4, Episode 10: The Fight

Ted tries to prove to the gang that he's not a loser after being left at the alter. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted decide to pick a fight with the guys sitting in their favorite booth to impress Robin.

http://rapidshare.com/files/174126563/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E10.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar.rar

Season 4, Episode 11: Little Minnesota

http://rapidshare.com/files/174126469/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E11.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar

Ted's younger sister comes for a visit; meanwhile, Marshall introduces Robin to her first theme bar.


Season 4, Episode 12: Friends with Benefits

Ted and Robin decide to be friends with benefits to end conflicts around the apartment

http://rapidshare.com/files/183397089/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E12.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Season 4, Episode 13: Three Days of Snow

When a blizzard shuts down the city, Marshall and Lily try to continue their longstanding airport reunion tradition while Ted and Barney volunteer to keep MacLaren?s open so they can meet up with some college girls.

http://rapidshare.com/files/189337640/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E13.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 14: The Possimpible

When Robin realizes that she only has four days to get a job or she will be deported back to Canada, she agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her

http://rapidshare.com/files/193619587/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E14.HDTV.XviD-XOR.rar


Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 15: The Stinsons
When the gang suspects that Barney has a girlfriend after he mysteriously leaves MacLaren's, they decide to follow him, only to find to their shock that Barney has a wife and child they never knew about.

http://rapidshare.com/files/205127602/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E15.HDTV.XviD.rar

Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 16: Sorry, Bro
Ted's college girlfriend reenters his life and leaves Marshall and Lily remembering how much they hated her?a fact they never revealed to Ted.

http://rapidshare.com/files/207719583/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E16.HDTV.XviD-LOL.rar


Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 17: The Front Porch
When Karen comes across another woman?s earring in Ted?s bed, he learns that Lily put it there on purpose leading Ted to discover this isn?t the first time she?s covertly meddled in his relationships.

http://rapidshare.com/files/210156760/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E17.HDTV.XviD-LOL.rar


Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 18: Old King Clancy
Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he?d been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled.

http://rapidshare.com/files/213013697/how.i.met.your.mother.S04E18.hdtv.xvid.rar

Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 19: Murtaugh "I'm getting too old for this shit"
Barney attempts to complete in a single day all the tasks from a list Ted made to prove the gang?s not too old to do them.

http://rapidshare.com/files/215985639/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E19.HDTV.XviD-LOL.rar


Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 20: Mosbius Design
Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but the intern gets a little too close to others in the gang.

http://rapidshare.com/files/221079413/how.i.met.your.mother.s04e20.hdtv.xvid-2hd.rar


Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 21: The Three Days Rule
When Ted violates the "three days rule" by continually texting with a girl he's just met, Barney and Marshall retaliate by impersonating her.

http://rapidshare.com/files/226937322/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E21.HDTV.XviD-LOL.rar


Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 22: Right Place Right Time
After Ted runs into Stella, he talks to his future kids about how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life. Meanwhile, Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.

http://rapidshare.com/files/230111594/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E22.HDTV.XviD-LOL.rar

Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 23: As Fast As She Can
Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

http://rapidshare.com/files/232385620/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S04E23.HDTV.XviD-LOL.rar


Episode added:
The Leap
Season 4, Episode 24
Season Finale
As his 31st birthday nears, an all-nighter to try to get business has Ted realizing he may need to pursue another career than architecture. Meanwhile, Marshall tries to get him up to a rooftop surprise party.

http://rapidshare.com/files/234963156/how.i.met.your.mother.S04E24.hdtv-lol.rar

Season 5

The new season started and I am back to bringing you more of one of my favorite shows.

Definitions
Season 5, Episode 1
Robin and Barney resist their friends' pressure that they should have "the talk" about their relationship. Meanwhile, a panicky Ted, about to face his first college class, decides he must keep control of his students by releasing his "inner douche", a tactic that backfires miserably, until.... Ted learns something about the mother.

http://rapidshare.com/files/283925066/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E01.HDTV.XviD-NoTV.rar

Double Date
Season 5, Episode 2
Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.

http://rapidshare.com/files/288222816/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E02.HDTV.XviD-2HD.rar


Robin 101
Season 5, Episode 3
When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

http://rapidshare.com/files/289267614/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E03.Robin.101.HDTV.XviD.rar

The Sexless Innkeeper
Season 5, Episode 4
Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash.

http://rapidshare.com/files/292463947/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E04.HDTV.XviD-2HD.6e24.rar

Duel Citizenship
Season 5, Episode 5
Barney tries his best hoping to convince Robin into becoming an American citizen, while Ted and Marshall's road trip takes an unexpected turn for the worst when Marshall invites Lily to come along.

http://rapidshare.com/files/296970751/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E05.HDTV.XviD.rar


Bagpipes
Season 5, Episode 6
To prove that he and Robin are the perfect couple, Barney arrogantly gives relationship advice to Marshall, which results in a huge fight between Marshall and Lily.

http://rapidshare.com/files/302174861/how.i.met.your.mother.s05e06.hdtv.xvid.rar

The Rough Patch
Season 5, Episode 7
Ted and Marshall turn to Lily to break up Barney and Robin when it's clear they're miserable together.

http://rapidshare.com/files/304972730/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E07.The.Rough.Patch.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


The Playbook
Season 5, Episode 8
Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to reenter the dating scene after he and Robin break up.

http://rapidshare.com/files/308155974/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E08.The.Playbook.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Season 5, Episode 9
When Lily?s estranged father shows up unannounced on Thanksgiving, we learn what led her to stop speaking to him three years ago.

http://rapidshare.com/files/3121863...iving.2.Revenge.of.the.Slap.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


The Window
Season 5, Episode 10
Ted?s neighbor Maggie, that he?s wanted to date for years, has finally broken up with her boyfriend, putting her back on the market. A letter to himself has Marshall trying to live up to it.

http://rapidshare.com/files/321872589/How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S05E10.The.Window.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar


Last Cigarette Ever
Season 5, Episode 11
The gang tries to kick the smoking habit. Meanwhile, Robin deals with her new co-anchor at Channel 1.

http://rapidshare.com/files/3218726....S05E11.Last.Cigarette.Ever.HDTV.XviD-FQM.rar

More to come as they become available...

 

[TittyMaster404]

I watched that naked man episode last nite. That shit was funny as hell. Good looking out on the bids.

 

[DarkCity]

Imma give it a shot

 

[m10_v]

That shit was hilarious but that will not work on a Black woman unless you're Mandingo, LOL! Otherwise she will throw a shoe at your ass while she gets her gun and calls her crazy ass cousins Duracell and Tyco.

 

[DarkCity]

That shit was hilarious but that will not work on a Black woman unless you're Mandingo, LOL! Otherwise she will throw a shoe at your ass while she gets her gun and calls her crazy ass cousins Duracell and Tyco.

I just got done watching the show. And yo I am trying that shit WITH A BLACK WOMAN. That shit is gonna work too I can see it now .

And GOW you just put me on to a new show. Thank god for premium accounts and flashget.

 

[godofwine]

I just got done watching the show. And yo I am trying that shit WITH A BLACK WOMAN. That shit is gonna work too I can see it now .

And GOW you just put me on to a new show. Thank god for premium accounts and flashget.

no problem. glad Icould help out. right now I'm tripping out because this is my first post from my PS3. This system is cool as hell!!!

 

[destrehan]

only time i do that is when a chick is comin over to fuck already, or if it's a myspace bitch i'm meeting for the first time

 

[dwnsouth]

saw that shit too.....

thought about trying out on this shy chick who never makes a move but like it when i do.....

 

[godofwine]

I don't think I could ever try this. Maybe on a white broad, but not on a sister.

 

[clitsational]

I don't think I could ever try this.
Maybe on a white broad,
but not on a sister.​

works on white girls
(but doesn't everything)

DO NOT TRY ON BLACK WOMEN




​

 

[The Pope]

It would be my dumb luck that I do that to a female cop off duty.

 

[God-Of-War-420]

One of if not my favorite shows. amazing episode, no i wouldn't try it

also great post good ob spreading the word on the show this is a gem

 

[godofwine]

Bump

 

[ankhheru]

dont let hollywood get you classified as a registered sex offender. this type of shit here can lead to all kinds of unforseen complications because you dont know how she will perceive your actions. more than likely she will be turned off because like you stated earlier the date was below average to bad. this is the kind of shit that only ends well on tv.

 

[godofwine]

I KNOW this won't work in real life. It will probably end like it did for that one character (I ain't giving away the story) or worse. It was still funny, though.

 

[therealjondoe]

works on white girls
(but doesn't everything)

DO NOT TRY ON BLACK WOMEN




​

sheeeeeeeeit
i have whipped it out and it led to
buck nakid i never tried though

 

[courageouscat]

im trying that shit lol

 

[exiledking]

I'vr done it in a plush hotel after drinks in the lobby. Chick laughed, then went to her knees.

The body was in better shape then though, LOL. I'd have to step up the workout game for a month or so.

 

[godofwine]

Two Episodes added.

 

[blackpepper]

In collage I would get a chick back to the dorm to study and then take off my shirt and unbuckle my belt. It worked a few times.

 

[Mello Mello]

Tag.

 

[jaybar82]

i use to answer the door naked when i know for sure that im getting some ass....

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

I think it would work and for the record that episode was funny as hell

 

[godofwine]

Godofwine Presents: The Bro Code (Complete Man Law Edition)

What is The Bro Code? It is similar to The Man Law. How to be a better bro to your bro. Explains how to be a good wingman.

History of good Bro's that went into The Bro Code:

Sidney Poitier & Bill Cosby
Mel Gibson & Danny Glover
Andre 3000 & Big Boi
Method man & Red Man
Frank Sinatra & Sammy Davis Jr.
David Spade & Chris Farley
T.O. & Tony Romo?

Anyway

Being a good Bro means you follow a few rules. One is never getting involved with another Bro's sister. Or never dating another Bro's Ex girlfriend. This is the audiobook of the rules of The Bro Code as noted by Barney Stinson. By the way, if you aren't already knowing, I added links to "How I Met Your Mother" so you can check out the funniest show on TV for yourself. Download them, put them on a thumb-drive and watch them on your PS3 like I do. Yes, they are HDTV.

This is The Bro Code Audiobook by Barney Stinson

http://rapidshare.com/files/175055134/The_Bro_Code-Barney_Audio.rar


How I met your mother (Complete Ongoing Series - Seasons 1-4)
http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=325298

or

http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=329743​

 

[LSN]

I'll check it out...oh and I suggest niggas who wanna attempt this shit do it in their own house because you could find yourself in handcuffs being led to a cop car naked if you try this anywhere else...

 

[LSN]

sheeeeeeeeit
i have whipped it out and it led to
buck nakid i never tried though

Basically...and it worked for white Black whatever...

 

[godofwine]

Added episode #12

 

[godofwine]

Added episode 13

 

[godofwine]

Added Episode 14 of season 4

 

[M.H.C.]

 

[godofwine]

Episode 15 was added

 

[godofwine]

Episode 16 added

 

[godofwine]

Episode added:
Season 4, Episode 17: The Front Porch
When Karen comes across another woman?s earring in Ted?s bed, he learns that Lily put it there on purpose leading Ted to discover this isn?t the first time she?s covertly meddled in his relationships.

 

[godofwine]

bump