Lion's Den The Cleansing

[Andeyhollawho]

@ that line.




Step back two cracks of da whip for this CAC
Role reversal whip-lash n' watch his neck snap back
From diatoms to dinosaurs, evolution of a beast
Get tested and selected
You're the pussy and the yeast
Tha flab of melanoma meat on McCains left cheek
Papaya fruit punch be like "ay nicca, you sweet"
Sisqo on the porch grillin, with his hands on his hip
Johny Gill n Tevin Campbell fixing Doritos n dip
Andey gon skip in switchin' straight smackin his lips
These niccas havin a slumber party with asparagus tips?

You seem to know a lot about faggots, you trying to tell us something
You saccharin with that actin and I know that you fronting
You like sausage, but do you take in the mouth or the ass
Check your maxi pad
I think you bleeding out too fast
You don't want to see me mad
Touch gloves and be a good bitch
That switch will be on your ass like grandma from the pulpit
You diesel well nigga prove it
Cause I couldn't behoove it
Your style's Nikara's pussy virginity, you should really just loose it
I don't spit I devour full clips
Like you eat dips and chip
You's the dish of the week at the back of the ship
With the parrot screaming "Seanywannadick"
Watch your lip
You'll never know what's between a womans hips
Cause your dick stay limp
Off that pussy whiff
And get hard at the smell of shit
I think you should forfeit
Nigga don't you for-get
Andey hyphenated says your mom should've aborted

 

[Andeyhollawho]

aight im sobered up.

I come up in this shit with designs on doing damage,
eat up chump MCs like a phat pussy sammich,
not real poetic, im apathetic and unapologetic,
flow genetic, make niggas piss theyself like diuretics,
and all you diabetic posters, actin sweet like pound cake,
watch me make the ground shake with lyrical earthquakes,
Niggas ain't worth shit like Fannie Mae stocks, stop
talking junk like Redd Foxx 'fore I expose you like RedSox
Simple, breaking it down like DX,
for nigga who want plex,
first nigga come flex,
by any means like Malcolm X,
surely the usual suspects,
aka SOL rejects,
will sit and dissect,
the verbs and subjects,
words got these fools vexed,
they looking perplexed,
this shit ain't complex,
this checkers not chess,
so relax, don't stress,
no need to obsess,
so much respect to these niggas I'm bout to check,
I know what you thinking, minds read like teleconnect,
come up short like arms on a tyrannosaurus rex,
you niggas actin real femme and I ain't talkin Onyx

Nigga you should drink a few more rounds
This shit sound
Like a fat bitch falling down
A rumbling sound
Of mound you know will never rebound
I say to much resound
That you about to get clowned
Since you new
I'll give you two
Then I'm unleashing the hounds

 

[LeroyDibiase]

Nigga you should drink a few more rounds
This shit sound
Like a fat bitch falling down
A rumbling sound
Of mound you know will never rebound
I say to much resound
That you about to get clowned
Since you new
I'll give you two
Then I'm unleashing the hounds

This nigga come fake like a bitch in a porn flick,
scorned quick,
by this natural born prick
this nigga andey flow is namby pamby,
nigga ain't good for shit in his posts like Marc Camby,
I go hard in the paint, you niggas can't stand me,
you sweet like deer meat, might as well call you Bambi,
I'm obscene with the routine,
as I spit a quick sixteen,
but ya rhyme is straight latrine,
Full of shit, naw mean?
You livin in a field of dreams,
Kevin Costner pre-teen,
wearing old Osh Kosh jeans,
and eatin Lean Cuisine,
Im Yitzhak Rabin,
Im killing you onscreen,
move crowds call me Osteen,
grind you up like coffee bean,
this sardine nigga stay pressed like my suits in dry clean,
furious wit anger as he reads the computer screen,
face red, but nigga this ain't Halloween,
Andey lipgloss poppin, maybe it's Maybelline?

 

[Red_Munkey]

Talking about ninja stars?
N-,Nigga, who do you think you are?
You're flows' so
...so-so, I do wish I was deaf
But yo, know I don't participate at lurking in SOHH though.
You might be right and,
I probably did, sign up
But I be blowed
and I usually can't remember what I did the night befo'.

Kung Fu Loser,
you using genjutsu homie?
Go 'head and use it on me...
Watch me respond, with Itachi's Tsukuyomi.

Hold up, oh fuck
I'm giving out mental breakdowns.
How many mc's has your pencil traced, now?
I seperate clowns and jesters
From true sport fanatics, penetrate crowns and heads' just
get blew off and the surrounding land is drowned...
in, ev-ery shade of brown and red mulch.

Play my shit in reverse?
My lyrics will hurt your mind 'til it's berserked
Warped and gone
you can't find or get it returned.
Go check in the Lost & Found.
Decapitating heads, move 'em across a town
located near active volcanoes, walk to the rim
Hawk up some phlegm, spit in the still open eyes
and toss it down.

Furthermore, I make time zones move
Right on cue
Satellites fallin from orbit
Land
Right on you.

You should write haiku's, for dumb
blonde mod-els
'cause I conclude, that though you very well might improve
it won't be enough to convince others of your "High" I.Q.
Want to light my fuse? Expect to go out with a bang.
And I don't mean rocking your hair over your forehead to hang.

 

[sean69]

You seem to know a lot about faggots, you trying to tell us something
You saccharin with that actin and I know that you fronting
You like sausage, but do you take in the mouth or the ass
Check your maxi pad
I think you bleeding out too fast
You don't want to see me mad
Touch gloves and be a good bitch
That switch will be on your ass like grandma from the pulpit
You diesel well nigga prove it
Cause I couldn't behoove it
Your style's Nikara's pussy virginity, you should really just loose it
I don't spit I devour full clips
Like you eat dips and chip
You's the dish of the week at the back of the ship
With the parrot screaming "Seanywannadick"
Watch your lip
You'll never know what's between a womans hips
Cause your dick stay limp
Off that pussy whiff
And get hard at the smell of shit
I think you should forfeit
Nigga don't you for-get
Andey hyphenated says your mom should've aborted

Ya last line ended in aborted now aint that about a bitch
This prepubescent muthafucka spittin' a falsetto pitch
You aint got the heart to spark wid me
Think you rockin' me with those gay verses b?
Let's put the scalpel to your verses and dissect it n see:
Subliminal messages stay hidden, I'ma expose yo ass
Talkin' bout faggots-you-sac-with-that-take-ass-in-too-fast?
Bitch-ass-nigga-your-pussy-loose-like-the-back-of-the-ship
Like all them CACs gettin fucked up in that Titanic clip
I'm thematic you're a skit, I'm algorithms you're a bit
You little shit
Last time you saw a woman's hips was 1936
Doc yankin ya dome out yo moms saggy pussy lips
Jagged lipses was lookin like the open jaws of a croc
Nurses wasn't even ready for the ultimate shock
Like a BGOL Ock
That bitch gave birth to a Daewo engine block.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Andey I think they forget just who you are yes ​

I bounce of in the thread, shooting like snipers
With high powered rifles
Wish Sexy Scorp would give me an eyeful
I fuck pussy so spiteful
I see Red Monk got Mc shook so where the fuck is Shane BP
Black couldn't seal the deal, I'll finish this nigga nicely
You should douche nightly
Your whole style's rank
If Shabba hollered at your girl she have to stop and think
I push shit to brink, I never worry bout feelings...that's you
I'll push a nigga head in to the concrete till it's see through
I rep my peo-ple
I'm sewing Sean's asshole closed by the way and I'm gone feed him past full
Mozerella quiche soufle' and Red Bull
Fuck it, the greatest thread check in SOL history is what I'm known to pull
Andey Hyphenated since you could figure who to holla to
King has spoken, verse is through
I'm tired of warming up on you.

more fyah​

YO RedMunkey,
Shhhh! keep this on the LO LO
You lost with the first blow
Your arms too short ninja I reject that shit you throw.
I switched to south paw and layed you out for the crows
and your inner circle of dick jerkers
nerdiest SOHH.com lurkers
I'm bouncing you and them off the board's hard drives triggering Database errors
Worlds biggest super Zeroes
sock puppet and fat bastid what a dynamic duo
Together you don't have a half descent flow
You 2 mental midgets up against the greatest villian
Whats this, another lame attack with out my permission?
2 retards on a mission armed with impaired vision Your attacks triggered the beast, I've arisen.
Unblessed attacks, will now lead to toe tagging and body bagging
Enter the Dragon
In my kung Fu stance
You would swear I was Bruce lee at first glance
wheilding my nunchucks these 2 bitches don't stand a chance.
Pillsbury dough boy/sean69 grabbed a lance.
but he tripped and fell on it, chasing a donut that fell out his pants.
Next RedMunkey tried a roundhouse kick
but he was too slow being all girlie and shit
I didn't even try blocking it.
I just stepped to the side,
Kicked him in the thigh
Threw a ninja star hit him between the eyes.

I spit each verse unrehearsed.
No hope for poor souls when I'm on a thirst.
Heavens will open if you play my shit in reverse.
but yall did the unthinkable there could be nothing worst.
Attack again lets play who dies first.

Damn Sean just killing cuz he can​

@ that line.




Step back two cracks of da whip for this CAC
Role reversal whip-lash n' watch his neck snap back
From diatoms to dinosaurs, evolution of a beast
Get tested and selected
You're the pussy and the yeast
Tha flab of melanoma meat on McCains left cheek
Papaya fruit punch be like "ay nicca, you sweet"
Sisqo on the porch grillin, with his hands on his hip
Johny Gill n Tevin Campbell fixing Doritos n dip
Andey gon skip in switchin' straight smackin his lips
These niccas havin a slumber party with asparagus tips?

Sean Andey does NOT play​

You seem to know a lot about faggots, you trying to tell us something
You saccharin with that actin and I know that you fronting
You like sausage, but do you take in the mouth or the ass
Check your maxi pad
I think you bleeding out too fast
You don't want to see me mad
Touch gloves and be a good bitch
That switch will be on your ass like grandma from the pulpit
You diesel well nigga prove it
Cause I couldn't behoove it
Your style's Nikara's pussy virginity, you should really just loose it
I don't spit I devour full clips
Like you eat dips and chip
You's the dish of the week at the back of the ship
With the parrot screaming "Seanywannadick"
Watch your lip
You'll never know what's between a womans hips
Cause your dick stay limp
Off that pussy whiff
And get hard at the smell of shit
I think you should forfeit
Nigga don't you for-get
Andey hyphenated says your mom should've aborted

Red not backin down...​

Talking about ninja stars?
N-,Nigga, who do you think you are?
You're flows' so
...so-so, I do wish I was deaf
But yo, know I don't participate at lurking in SOHH though.
You might be right and,
I probably did, sign up
But I be blowed
and I usually can't remember what I did the night befo'.

Kung Fu Loser,
you using genjutsu homie?
Go 'head and use it on me...
Watch me respond, with Itachi's Tsukuyomi.

Hold up, oh fuck
I'm giving out mental breakdowns.
How many mc's has your pencil traced, now?
I seperate clowns and jesters
From true sport fanatics, penetrate crowns and heads' just
get blew off and the surrounding land is drowned...
in, ev-ery shade of brown and red mulch.

Play my shit in reverse?
My lyrics will hurt your mind 'til it's berserked
Warped and gone
you can't find or get it returned.
Go check in the Lost & Found.
Decapitating heads, move 'em across a town
located near active volcanoes, walk to the rim
Hawk up some phlegm, spit in the still open eyes
and toss it down.

Furthermore, I make time zones move
Right on cue
Satellites fallin from orbit
Land
Right on you.

You should write haiku's, for dumb
blonde mod-els
'cause I conclude, that though you very well might improve
it won't be enough to convince others of your "High" I.Q.
Want to light my fuse? Expect to go out with a bang.
And I don't mean rocking your hair over your forehead to hang.

*ded* @ Daewoo ​

Ya last line ended in aborted now aint that about a bitch
This prepubescent muthafucka spittin' a falsetto pitch
You aint got the heart to spark wid me
Think you rockin' me with those gay verses b?
Let's put the scalpel to your verses and dissect it n see:
Subliminal messages stay hidden, I'ma expose yo ass
Talkin' bout faggots-you-sac-with-that-take-ass-in-too-fast?
Bitch-ass-nigga-your-pussy-loose-like-the-back-of-the-ship
Like all them CACs gettin fucked up in that Titanic clip
I'm thematic you're a skit, I'm algorithms you're a bit
You little shit
Last time you saw a woman's hips was 1936
Doc yankin ya dome out yo moms saggy pussy lips
Jagged lipses was lookin like the open jaws of a croc
Nurses wasn't even ready for the ultimate shock
Like a BGOL Ock
That bitch gave birth to a Daewo engine block.

 

[mcguyver]

Talking about ninja stars?
N-,Nigga, who do you think you are?
You're flows' so
...so-so, I do wish I was deaf
But yo, know I don't participate at lurking in SOHH though.
You might be right and,
I probably did, sign up
But I be blowed
and I usually can't remember what I did the night befo'.

Kung Fu Loser,
you using genjutsu homie?
Go 'head and use it on me...
Watch me respond, with Itachi's Tsukuyomi.

Hold up, oh fuck
I'm giving out mental breakdowns.
How many mc's has your pencil traced, now?
I seperate clowns and jesters
From true sport fanatics, penetrate crowns and heads' just
get blew off and the surrounding land is drowned...
in, ev-ery shade of brown and red mulch.

Play my shit in reverse?
My lyrics will hurt your mind 'til it's berserked
Warped and gone
you can't find or get it returned.
Go check in the Lost & Found.
Decapitating heads, move 'em across a town
located near active volcanoes, walk to the rim
Hawk up some phlegm, spit in the still open eyes
and toss it down.

Furthermore, I make time zones move
Right on cue
Satellites fallin from orbit
Land
Right on you.

You should write haiku's, for dumb
blonde mod-els
'cause I conclude, that though you very well might improve
it won't be enough to convince others of your "High" I.Q.
Want to light my fuse? Expect to go out with a bang.
And I don't mean rocking your hair over your forehead to hang.

Back the garbage truck up, more rubbish
from the jilted bitch
look I don't have to trace rhymes
Every line flows from the fountain of my mind
I know its unbelieveable the ass kicking I'm issuing
You should open your mind, sit back, relax, ya may learn something.
plus for others its quite entertaining.
Please abandon the bitch made road you are persuing
Only losers accuse others of cheating.
In other words it wouldn't have crossed your mind if you thought you were winning.
Better shit would come to mind if you kicked your addiction.
Those drugs are allowing the estrogen to take over you system.
the results your whining and crying.
But what do you care as long as in your mind you flying.
Enough of that, I'm not here to preach
I'm here to kick in your fucking teeth
Use them to decorate the wreath
put it on your casket
You keep returning, you also addicted to getting your ass kicked
Damn now thats 2 habits

The abuse you choose to receive
I have no problem with issuing, lemme roll up my sleeve
Lets be real
You underestimated this man of steel
You a cub among lions ninja kneel
or once again get your cap peeled.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Ya last line ended in aborted now aint that about a bitch
This prepubescent muthafucka spittin' a falsetto pitch
You aint got the heart to spark wid me
Think you rockin' me with those gay verses b?
Let's put the scalpel to your verses and dissect it n see:
Subliminal messages stay hidden, I'ma expose yo ass
Talkin' bout faggots-you-sac-with-that-take-ass-in-too-fast?
Bitch-ass-nigga-your-pussy-loose-like-the-back-of-the-ship
Like all them CACs gettin fucked up in that Titanic clip
I'm thematic you're a skit, I'm algorithms you're a bit
You little shit
Last time you saw a woman's hips was 1936
Doc yankin ya dome out yo moms saggy pussy lips
Jagged lipses was lookin like the open jaws of a croc
Nurses wasn't even ready for the ultimate shock
Like a BGOL Ock
That bitch gave birth to a Daewo engine block.

Nigga you just writing lines!

I won't even waste my time
Did this shit make sense to anyone? I'll wait for it. I'm fine.
Nigga you disecting MY lines and came out with this gibbersh
Falsetto pitchs, and algorithms and pussy lips???
I don't give a shit
I see that you couldn't spit
If Hoopz was riding your shit
But Whiteboy you'd be all up in it!
This ain't the Flavor Of Love
This is the Flavor Of Blood
I'll do you a favor, and let the ladies in here call you dud
Oh shit cuz
You really thought this shit was John Blaze
You played yourself, Like Frankie Beverly getting kicked out of Maze
You Half-Pint In School Daze
Cause you could only get laid
On a dare
You need to talk to Dr. Ehlrich and take this shit to St. Elsewhere
I won't even call your shit so so
When this shit is really a no no
Stick to meatloaf eek and your arroz con pollo

 

[Andeyhollawho]

This nigga come fake like a bitch in a porn flick,
scorned quick,
by this natural born prick
this nigga andey flow is namby pamby,
nigga ain't good for shit in his posts like Marc Camby,
I go hard in the paint, you niggas can't stand me,
you sweet like deer meat, might as well call you Bambi,
I'm obscene with the routine,
as I spit a quick sixteen,
but ya rhyme is straight latrine,
Full of shit, naw mean?
You livin in a field of dreams,
Kevin Costner pre-teen,
wearing old Osh Kosh jeans,
and eatin Lean Cuisine,
Im Yitzhak Rabin,
Im killing you onscreen,
move crowds call me Osteen,
grind you up like coffee bean,
this sardine nigga stay pressed like my suits in dry clean,
furious wit anger as he reads the computer screen,
face red, but nigga this ain't Halloween,
Andey lipgloss poppin, maybe it's Maybelline?

Nigga you hard in the paint with all them dudes standing around
You see people...You see just how FUCKING gay that sound!
Alright now
This is round two
I tried to warn you
When I'm through
They'll find you hiding in a trunk like Rae Carruth
There's a lot of soft shit up there, Kevin Costner and Bambi
I bet on your first dates you take your women to meet your family
This nigga said namby pampy
More evidence of pansy
I bet if you went to jail this sweet talk would come in handy
They may even give you candy!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, you'd like dat
While some three time felon filling up your goodie sack
And you swallow cum like similac
This ain't even an attack
The facts are too strong
I could continue on
But I'm pretty sure you should be gone

 

[LeroyDibiase]

They might find me in trunk like Rae Carruth,
But that's only cause a nigga straight murdered you,
I told the truth, Andey softer than triple-ply Charmin,
on BGOL tryna find his next Prince Charmin,
but this ain't a Disney movie nigga, this just Beauty and the Beast,
I'm a beast on the mic, you just a bitch that look sweet,
you keep comin at me boy this shit gonna end in a disaster,
I got the best flow on this board, by tomorrow, you'll be rhymin in Alaska
Ol fake ass nigga, get off my dick cause you a bopper,
Ol hating ass nigga, keep fuckin wit me imma drop ya,
end up on a permanent pillow, you ain't makin the hospital
and i'll beat the charges, throw a big party after the acquittal,
nigga talk but he ain't gon fight, nigga bark but he ain't gon bite,
that's how you lost ya life.

 

[mcguyver]

For a minute I thought I was gonna have to keep it hot in here by myself, but yall got this shit blazing. You a shocker too leroy didn't expect your shit to be this good.

Good shit everyone.

 

[sean69]

Nigga you just writing lines!

I won't even waste my time
Did this shit make sense to anyone? I'll wait for it. I'm fine.
Nigga you disecting MY lines and came out with this gibbersh
Falsetto pitchs, and algorithms and pussy lips???
I don't give a shit
I see that you couldn't spit
If Hoopz was riding your shit
But Whiteboy you'd be all up in it!
This ain't the Flavor Of Love
This is the Flavor Of Blood
I'll do you a favor, and let the ladies in here call you dud
Oh shit cuz
You really thought this shit was John Blaze
You played yourself, Like Frankie Beverly getting kicked out of Maze
You Half-Pint In School Daze
Cause you could only get laid
On a dare
You need to talk to Dr. Ehlrich and take this shit to St. Elsewhere
I won't even call your shit so so
When this shit is really a no no
Stick to meatloaf eek and your arroz con pollo

Nigga said arroz con pollo?
But das expected from a quasi-homo
Mad cuz my lyrics went over your head?
"Riddle" ya neck with "Lead" instead?
Spit quicker than "Silver", I be "ware" tha wolves is at
Shit Rhodium on your podium, you reading like "WTF is that?" (huh?)
Tabulate my lines efficiently, with exquisite Periodicity
You struggling to correlate exemplifies your stupidity
My elementals is concise when I condence MC's
My potency is precise, I spit @ S.T.P.
Nigga best believe, you can't keep up with me
More like Chris Reeves catchin a pitch from Drew Breez
Nigga recede to the cave from whence you came
I don't spar with crackas, I don't fuck with lames
I don't spit at nit-wits, I don't sit with dip-shits
Nigga ...
Anti-social, BITCH, I disfigure
Dismantle, defame, fuck your resume
My Curriculum Vitae shit on you catalog any day.

 

[sean69]

Nigga you hard in the paint with all them dudes standing around
You see people...You see just how FUCKING gay that sound!
Alright now
This is round two
I tried to warn you
When I'm through
They'll find you hiding in a trunk like Rae Carruth
There's a lot of soft shit up there, Kevin Costner and Bambi
I bet on your first dates you take your women to meet your family
This nigga said namby pampy
More evidence of pansy
I bet if you went to jail this sweet talk would come in handy
They may even give you candy!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, you'd like dat
While some three time felon filling up your goodie sack
And you swallow cum like similac
This ain't even an attack
The facts are too strong
I could continue on
But I'm pretty sure you should be gone

*spits out mt drink*

 

[doughnut]

I read a lot of yall shit I hope ya aint serious/
I'll burn ya like Lawrence Fish my styles is so Furious/
This boy in the hood, Might offendya ya whack/
You'll hear a nukka screamin "RICKY!!!" catching slugs in ya back/
How a KEYboard nukka, wanna BE hard nukka/
Try to test me like no. 2 , be smart nukka/
Figures...at breakfast's when you pull ya toast out,
Go get about ya paper till ya money match ya post count!!!!



eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Nigga said arroz con pollo?
But das expected from a quasi-homo
Mad cuz my lyrics went over your head?
"Riddle" ya neck with "Lead" instead?
Spit quicker than "Silver", I be "ware" tha wolves is at
Shit Rhodium on your podium, you reading like "WTF is that?" (huh?)
Tabulate my lines efficiently, with exquisite Periodicity
You struggling to correlate exemplifies your stupidity
My elementals is concise when I condence MC's
My potency is precise, I spit @ S.T.P.
Nigga best believe, you can't keep up with me
More like Chris Reeves catchin a pitch from Drew Breez
Nigga recede to the cave from whence you came
I don't spar with crackas, I don't fuck with lames
I don't spit at nit-wits, I don't sit with dip-shits
Nigga ...
Anti-social, BITCH, I disfigure
Dismantle, defame, fuck your resume
My Curriculum Vitae shit on you catalog any day.

Wait wait...I can do it to
I'll through your ass off a mountain, so you can do the "dew"
Or I can eat your rhymes at Applebees, but I got more at "steak"
Or wait a minute...You'll be casket sharp with your eyes open, I see you fully "awake"
Fuck out of here, your word play is asinine
You throwing all these big words together and trying to make the shit rhyme
You've called me a cracker like it's supposed to get under my skin
I got butter flow, your shit is flaked out, you margarine
I'll marinate on how I got you to battle by mentioning soufle
You don't say
Fuck your "ware" wolves I got garlic on sautee
That shit was ugly like Stronge'
Not one line, cosign the other, lil nigga go play
Sean 68, I bet the chick owe YOU one
Hyphenated the champion
Comp equals none

 

[Andeyhollawho]

They might find me in trunk like Rae Carruth,
But that's only cause a nigga straight murdered you,
I told the truth, Andey softer than triple-ply Charmin,
on BGOL tryna find his next Prince Charmin,
but this ain't a Disney movie nigga, this just Beauty and the Beast,
I'm a beast on the mic, you just a bitch that look sweet,
you keep comin at me boy this shit gonna end in a disaster,
I got the best flow on this board, by tomorrow, you'll be rhymin in Alaska
Ol fake ass nigga, get off my dick cause you a bopper,
Ol hating ass nigga, keep fuckin wit me imma drop ya,
end up on a permanent pillow, you ain't makin the hospital
and i'll beat the charges, throw a big party after the acquittal,
nigga talk but he ain't gon fight, nigga bark but he ain't gon bite,
that's how you lost ya life.

You back again with every line ending in a rhyming word
That shit so 80's man that this shit is absurd
No inner word play but we can keep it this way
I bet you got that Ready For The World curl singing Digital Display
Don't get fucked up
And slammed with a Cobra Clutch
Million Dollar Man Ted...Leroy not so much!
You won't bust a grape
You still listening to Kool Moe Dee tapes
I bet you got an autographed James Brown cape
Or better yet you probably helped Nat King Cole straighten up his nape
Cause with rhymes this old you had to have been born in 1958
I said a hip...hop...
Old nigga please stop
You was a hater from the start huh, you told the Sugar Hill Gang they shit was gonna flop!
Ghost stole his style from you, with the orthopedics and the long socks
He made it hot
After seeing you trying to catch the ferry on a Staten dock
It's no funny betting up on elderly people
So just remember, to keep your cholesterol down switch that sugar with Equal
Polydent is for grip and you can still chew nuts
And keep that medic alert handy, cause you've fallen and you can't get up!

 

[LeroyDibiase]

You know your shit is corny when you laughin at ya own shit
nigga rhyme like Eli...I did it
talkin bout Dibiase, and I'll put you in the Million Dollar Dream,
cause you only got million dollar dreams,
I do million dollar things,
with million dollar bling,
nigga you just ass out, but you used to that
Friday nights playin prison droppin soap in the shower,
Nigga like Bernie Mac kid tryna get some milk and cookies,
rookie, next time its battle thread, you better off playin hookie,
I got this,
Don't make me expose to the fam all ya undercover habits,
in the male strip club making it rain men like Ray Babbitt,
Definitely, definitely gay, definitely gay,
I'm Randy Savage nigga, I'm the Macho Man
you cop in a band singing "Macho Man"
Top-rope elbow smash straight to ya dome,
nigga you know it goes,
Im quick wit it, Sick wit It, see what I want, I Go get it,
That Escalade it came kitted, My Prime objective is causing Headaches,
You just Skip to my Lou, when you see Shane,
Ay Yo (AO), I'm High Octane, I'm the Main Event,
I'm who the people came to see,
you a curtain-jerker, better yet a Curtis-jerker, but that's between you and 50,
Nigga got a ski lodge on Brokeback Mountain,
but he ain't goin downhill,
he goin down on Bill,
Or maybe it was Phil?
nigga seen more jack than jill,
boastin about his skill,
of takin shots to grill,
but we ain't talking fistacuffs,
just Andey's chin to nuts,
Ill spare the detail, this nigga Andey just wilin,
Just stop dude, retire like Omar's bitch on a Caribbean island
You can't handle the truth, you lookin for a Few Good Men,
Don't ask, Don't tell, ain't that in ya regimen?
But ya secrets safe wit me, ship out to Afghanistan,
you'd have a better chance findin Bin Laden in Pakistan,
than being the man to beat me,
I'll take ya legs out from under ya like Lieutenant Dan,
You'll never defeat me,
you got no chance,
you'd have better luck makin Flav America's next top model
never gonna happen, ease up off the throttle,
slow down,
think a minute,
and talk to ya self
"Dear self,
for the good of my health,
I shall refrain for using LD's name in vain,
it will result in certain death"
But Alls not lost, it's bout to look up for you,
Andeyhollawho, star of the sequel to Wong Foo

 

[onyxfemme]

Awww how cute Let me kill this real quick.....


Mutha Phuckas got people writing their rhymes,
Pulling Milli Vanilli's frontin on line-
Is it that deep? You really wanna battle me?
This is my freestyle,your homey been writing weeks.
I laugh at you, Mr. T said I pity the fool-
But pity your momma for not going through.
W/ the abortion...that she wanted to get-
Kick rocks mutha phucka no one is feeling your shit.
Your one hyenna and this is the lions den.......
You fuck w/ this lioness and my boys will slaughter your kin.
Bitch....You keep on swinging....
I hold you out w/ one arm and you keep on missing.
So if you gonna come in here you better come w/ that fire.
Or......Find a new writer and hire em.
It took less than 2 minutes and its murder I wrote-
Now how long will it take your writer to write your next joke?

Now on to real business:


Shane and McGuyver, where you at?
I need you to spit that e-rotica to make my panties wett.
Make me put my leggs up on my computer desk-
Turn on the webcam see how freaky I can get.
I am real woman, I do grown woman thangs-
Bring your girl around me and her sexuality will change
Have her go from straight to bi w/ just one lick-
Make ya sit and watch, while ya stroke ya dick....
Dang and this flow was less than a minute-
My rhymes are sick wit it,I keep yall feinding...
I need one of you to hit me back w/your sexiest flow...
Oh Shane dear...You still singing Bobby Valentino?​

 

[Andeyhollawho]

You know your shit is corny when you laughin at ya own shit
nigga rhyme like Eli...I did it
talkin bout Dibiase, and I'll put you in the Million Dollar Dream,
cause you only got million dollar dreams,
I do million dollar things,
with million dollar bling,
nigga you just ass out, but you used to that
Friday nights playin prison droppin soap in the shower,
Nigga like Bernie Mac kid tryna get some milk and cookies,
rookie, next time its battle thread, you better off playin hookie,
I got this,
Don't make me expose to the fam all ya undercover habits,
in the male strip club making it rain men like Ray Babbitt,
Definitely, definitely gay, definitely gay,
I'm Randy Savage nigga, I'm the Macho Man
you cop in a band singing "Macho Man"
Top-rope elbow smash straight to ya dome,
nigga you know it goes,
Im quick wit it, Sick wit It, see what I want, I Go get it,
That Escalade it came kitted, My Prime objective is causing Headaches,
You just Skip to my Lou, when you see Shane,
Ay Yo (AO), I'm High Octane, I'm the Main Event,
I'm who the people came to see,
you a curtain-jerker, better yet a Curtis-jerker, but that's between you and 50,
Nigga got a ski lodge on Brokeback Mountain,
but he ain't goin downhill,
he goin down on Bill,
Or maybe it was Phil?
nigga seen more jack than jill,
boastin about his skill,
of takin shots to grill,
but we ain't talking fistacuffs,
just Andey's chin to nuts,
Ill spare the detail, this nigga Andey just wilin,
Just stop dude, retire like Omar's bitch on a Caribbean island
You can't handle the truth, you lookin for a Few Good Men,
Don't ask, Don't tell, ain't that in ya regimen?
But ya secrets safe wit me, ship out to Afghanistan,
you'd have a better chance findin Bin Laden in Pakistan,
than being the man to beat me,
I'll take ya legs out from under ya like Lieutenant Dan,
You'll never defeat me,
you got no chance,
you'd have better luck makin Flav America's next top model
never gonna happen, ease up off the throttle,
slow down,
think a minute,
and talk to ya self
"Dear self,
for the good of my health,
I shall refrain for using LD's name in vain,
it will result in certain death"
But Alls not lost, it's bout to look up for you,
Andeyhollawho, star of the sequel to Wong Foo

Does the length of a rhyme equal to substance?
Is that what you going for?
Cause to me it equals attention whore
Made me read through all that bullshit, I couldn't take no more
Fuck somebody else read that shit and tell me what points he scored!
This is...Sunday evening
So I should leave you breathing
Instead of your mama grieving
Pointing at me and yelling "HEATHEN"
I fuck pussy you chase semen
Dreaming
of Nasty Nate
While watching that Half Baked
But you don't dream do you, ya'll already fucking, my mistake
LD I think you may need to take your time
And form a line
Or two that may actually rhyme
I feel I'm wasting my time
This damn chick she won't leave me alone
Everytime I try to write a poem
She want to ride my bone
So...fuck it I'm gone
So long

 

[sean69]

Shane and McGuyver, where you at?
I need you to spit that e-rotica to make my panties wett.
Make me put my leggs up on my computer desk-
Turn on the webcam see how freaky I can get.
I am real woman, I do grown woman thangs-
Bring your girl around me and her sexuality will change
Have her go from straight to bi w/ just one lick-
Make ya sit and watch, while ya stroke ya dick....
Dang and this flow was less than a minute-
My rhymes are sick wit it,I keep yall feinding...
I need one of you to hit me back w/your sexiest flow...
Oh Shane dear...You still singing Bobby Valentino?​

*pulls laptop closer and starts typin ...*

 

[mcguyver]

Shane and McGuyver, where you at?
I need you to spit that e-rotica to make my panties wett.
Make me put my leggs up on my computer desk-
Turn on the webcam see how freaky I can get.
I am real woman, I do grown woman thangs-
Bring your girl around me and her sexuality will change
Have her go from straight to bi w/ just one lick-
Make ya sit and watch, while ya stroke ya dick....
Dang and this flow was less than a minute-
My rhymes are sick wit it,I keep yall feinding...
I need one of you to hit me back w/your sexiest flow...
Oh Shane dear...You still singing Bobby Valentino?

LoL sing the first 4 lines like 'lean on me'.

Cum to me.
when you need to bone
and i'll be your friend, I won't do you wrong
For, it won't be long till your friend will be fuckin you alll night long.


one minute
60
Thats all I need
To bring the puma to her knees
Indeed... I have the fever for a chocolaty life saver
shaped like a puma
onxyfemme spread your legs lemme plant my seed.....sprayer
50 seconds
put your legs on my shoulders make your toes touch the heavens
while I use my tongue on your clit to relief some tension.
30
Lets get porn film dirty
get on your knees I'm hitting it from the back while squeezing your titties.
20
I pull out,
stick it in your mouth
suck me till I'm empty
10
I guarantee you'll be back again
cause in 60 secs you had two orgasms,
60 secs of pussy spasms
60 secs of nuttin but action

 

[onyxfemme]

mmmmhmmmmmmmmm

LoL sing the first 4 lines like 'lean on me'.

Cum to me.
when you need to bone
and i'll be your friend, I won't do you wrong
For, it won't be long till your friend will be fuckin you alll night long.


one minute
60
Thats all I need
To bring the puma to her knees
Indeed... I have the fever for a chocolaty life saver
shaped like a puma
onxyfemme spread your legs lemme plant my seed.....sprayer
50 seconds
put your legs on my shoulders make your toes touch the heavens
while I use my tongue on your clit to relief some tension.
30
Lets get porn film dirty
get on your knees I'm hitting it from the back while squeezing your titties.
20
I pull out,
stick it in your mouth
suck me till I'm empty
10
I guarantee you'll be back again
cause in 60 secs you had two orgasms,
60 secs of pussy spasms
60 secs of nuttin but action

 

[Andeyhollawho]

LoL sing the first 4 lines like 'lean on me'.

Cum to me.
when you need to bone
and i'll be your friend, I won't do you wrong
For, it won't be long till your friend will be fuckin you alll night long.


one minute
60
Thats all I need
To bring the puma to her knees
Indeed... I have the fever for a chocolaty life saver
shaped like a puma
onxyfemme spread your legs lemme plant my seed.....sprayer
50 seconds
put your legs on my shoulders make your toes touch the heavens
while I use my tongue on your clit to relief some tension.
30
Lets get porn film dirty
get on your knees I'm hitting it from the back while squeezing your titties.
20
I pull out,
stick it in your mouth
suck me till I'm empty
10
I guarantee you'll be back again
cause in 60 secs you had two orgasms,
60 secs of pussy spasms
60 secs of nuttin but action

I thought this shit was the battle thread
If you wanna give head
Why don't you make a Panty Wetter thread instead
How in the fuck in the middle of a cypher
You make niggas put down they lighters
So you can work on an all nighter
This is not kosher
Put that shit back in the holster
And fire it off like Cheddar Bob, but a few inches closer
Wasn't you the poster
Who said that you was sick
When I said I was Superdick
Now you roll up in here on this bullshit
Give me your goddamn pass right now
I'm shutting this shit down
From now on your name is McClown!!
Now, now ladies I know that this is your forum
And maybe this suggestion was made out of sheer boredom
But Mc should have ignored 'em
This here is for grimey ass niggas and murder girls
Not for dudes looking to fuck and ball up with his girl in the S-Curl
Whispering lightly in her ear that this is her world!
This is that Timberland boot shit, that should leave niggas mind in a swirl
I bumped the Major Soul thread for you love makers
Take her over there
Handle your biz and when you finished light a square!
And was that first rhyme about me?
Onyx state your biz or meet me outside of the school at three!

 

[mcguyver]

I thought this shit was the battle thread
If you wanna give head
Why don't you make a Panty Wetter thread instead
How in the fuck in the middle of a cypher
You make niggas put down they lighters
So you can work on an all nighter
This is not kosher
Put that shit back in the holster
And fire it off like Cheddar Bob, but a few inches closer
Wasn't you the poster
Who said that you was sick
When I said I was Superdick
Now you roll up in here on this bullshit
Give me your goddamn pass right now
I'm shutting this shit down
From now on your name is McClown!!
Now, now ladies I know that this is your forum
And maybe this suggestion was made out of sheer boredom
But Mc should have ignored 'em
This here is for grimey ass niggas and murder girls
Not for dudes looking to fuck and ball up with his girl in the S-Curl
Whispering lightly in her ear that this is her world!
This is that Timberland boot shit, that should leave niggas mind in a swirl
I bumped the Major Soul thread for you love makers
Take her over there
Handle your biz and when you finished light a square!
And was that first rhyme about me?
Onyx state your biz or meet me outside of the school at three!

The degenerate
Mr. Andey Hyphenated
mosted over-rated
over estimated
Ill fated
about to be Belated,
crated
doomed from the day he stepped out the fucking womb
watch your mouth before I put you in a fucking tomb
Like you said this is my house and your renting a gawd damn room.
Now riddle me this.
you in a fight and a sexy fine puma says lets fuck, wouldn't you put away your fist?
Besides ever blow my opponent throw miss.
Aight fuk that now I'm pissed
You see the den a rocking
why the fuck you knocking?
I open the door and right in your eye begin socking.
Don't knock on this door again
Bitch I'm making baby Andeyhyphens
They'll grow up to be just like you future mcguyver hype men.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

The degenerate
Mr. Andey Hyphenated
mosted over-rated
over estimated
I'll fated
about to be Belated,
crated
doomed from the day he stepped out the fucking womb
watch your mouth before I put you in a fucking tomb
Like you said this is my house and your renting a gawd damn room.
Now riddle me this.
you in a fight and a sexy fine puma says lets fuck, wouldn't you put away your fist?
Besides ever blow my opponent throw miss.
Aight fuk that now I'm pissed
You see the den a rocking
why the fuck you knocking?
I open the door and right in your eye begin socking.
Don't knock on this door again
Bitch I'm making baby Andeyhyphens
They'll grow up to be just like you future mcguyver hype men.

Renting a room, nigga I OWN THE FUCKING BLOCK
Keep it up ock
And you'll get just that like Red Sox
You can put away your fists
And get your ass kicked
Totally verbally murdered and plastered
Suited and booted for casket
Don't give me that shit ya bastard
You ain't getting no poon-tang
She made you lose your gaurd while she looking for my gang
To do the bang
The damn thang
Is...
Andey-hyphana-ted
Don't need to show out for pussy
I'm already knee deep in gushy
If a chick wanna give it to me
Then by all means
I'll crack her spleen
And show her the sausage like Jimmy Dean
This is war nigga and you talking bout fucking?
If I had a beam on your ass I squeeze that button
Right when I see you nuttin'
Ain't this something
Nigga did you even get a sniff
Or did you play yourself out like a simp
And left with your dick limp!

 

[mcguyver]

Renting a room, nigga I OWN THE FUCKING BLOCK
Keep it up ock
And you'll get just that like Red Sox
You can put away your fists
And get your ass kicked
Totally verbally murdered and plastered
Suit and booted for casket
Don't give me that shit ya bastard
You ain't getting no poon-tang
She made you lose your gaurd while she looking for my gang
To do the bang
The damn thang
Is...
Andey-hyphana-ted
Don't need to show out for pussy
I'm already knee deep in gushy
If a chick wanna give it to me
Then by all means
I'll crack her spleen
And show her the sausage like Jimmy Dean
This is war nigga and you talking bout fucking?
If I had a beam on your ass I squeeze that button
Right when I see you nuttin'
Ain't this something
Nigga did you even get a sniff
Or did you play yourself out like a simp
And left with your dick limp!

SO WHILE I'M FUCKING
YOU OUTSIDE WATCHING?
WHEN I BUST A NUT YOU LICKING YOUR LIPS AND ACTING LIKE YOU SUCKING?
AND YES I'M YELLING
I'M TRYING TO DROWN OUT THAT GAY SHIT YOU SPITTIN
FUK YOU, I KNOW THIS A WAR
I WAS THE FIRST TO CRACK YOUR JAW
STAND DOWN YOU BROKE A MAJOR DEN LAW
INTERUPTING A KING WHEN HE WAS GETTING HIS ROCKS OFF.
I'M ABOUT TO GRAB THE SAWED OFF
SHOOT YOUR FUCKING PAWS OFF
WHAT YOU MEAN I AINT GETTING NO POOTANG? SHE HAD HER THONG OFF
LISTEN ANDEYHYPHENATED, ANDEYDASH OR WHAT THE FUCK YOUR NEW NAME IS
I INSIST YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF MY DICK AND YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BUSINESS.
BESIDES THIS IS OUR THREAD IT AINT ABOUT ME
ITS BOUT TIME YALL FUKS TAKE THE LEAD
I'M READING THE RYHMES. FOR A SEC I'M TAKING THE BACKSEAT
NOW CONTINUE TO CRACKS HEADS AND PULL TEETH.
BEFORE I BEAT YA TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN FUKIN WREATH

 

[Andeyhollawho]

I read a lot of yall shit I hope ya aint serious/
I'll burn ya like Lawrence Fish my styles is so Furious/
This boy in the hood, Might offendya ya whack/
You'll hear a nukka screamin "RICKY!!!" catching slugs in ya back/
How a KEYboard nukka, wanna BE hard nukka/
Try to test me like no. 2 , be smart nukka/
Figures...at breakfast's when you pull ya toast out,
Go get about ya paper till ya money match ya post count!!!!



eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

Fuck it I smell fresh blood
Let me put on the Bruno Magli's and Isotoner gloves
Hop in the Bronco and show white bitches some love!
Cuz...
Don't back out before you even jump in
I bust a nigga heart, these other niggas couldn't penetrate the skin
In terms of fucking these niggas couldn't penetrate the skins
Pussy seems to pump in your veins, I heard it strikes fear in the hearts of gay men

 

[Andeyhollawho]

SO WHILE I'M FUCKING
YOU OUTSIDE WATCHING?
WHEN I BUST A NUT YOU LICKING YOUR LIPS AND ACTING LIKE YOU SUCKING?
AND YES I'M YELLING
I'M TRYING TO DROWN OUT THAT GAY SHIT YOU SPITTIN
FUK YOU, I KNOW THIS A WAR
I WAS THE FIRST TO CRACK YOUR JAW
STAND DOWN YOU BROKE A MAJOR DEN LAW
INTERUPTING A KING WHEN HE WAS GETTING HIS ROCKS OFF.
I'M ABOUT TO GRAB THE SAWED OFF
SHOOT YOUR FUCKING PAWS OFF
WHAT YOU MEAN I AINT GETTING NO POOTANG? SHE HAD HER THONG OFF
LISTEN ANDEYHYPHENATED, ANDEYDASH OR WHAT THE FUCK YOUR NEW NAME IS
I INSIST YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF MY DICK AND YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BUSINESS.
BESIDES THIS IS OUR THREAD IT AINT ABOUT ME
ITS BOUT TIME YALL FUKS TAKE THE LEAD
I'M READING THE RYHMES. FOR A SEC I'M TAKING THE BACKSEAT
NOW CONTINUE TO CRACKS HEADS AND PULL TEETH.
BEFORE I BEAT YA TO DEATH WITH YOUR WREATH

No need for heat
I know you never got a chance to skeet
You in between the sheets
But Onyx left you beating your meat
You should have been discreet
Instead in the middle of the cypher you wanna meet
On front street
Is where you assed out, my decapitations complete
My wreath?
It's gonna read a thorough fucking MC
My pedigree?
Putting fuck niggas like you to sleep
Ain't shit sweet
You never had a chance to compete
My shit's deep
But I'll stomp the fuck out of you with steel toed cleats
Til you note like Quincy's music sheets
That I am king K I N G
It's no mystery
That you taking a backseat
That shit you spit is weak
Your future in here is looking bleek
By the middle of next week
You'll be licking on coochie infested with yeast
Just to try to get a piece
I'll leave your mind at peace
Cause my piece?
Spit hotter than fish grease
Nigga just be deceased
Capisce?
Before they find you slumped over behind the wheel of your Caprice
While I'm fucking my chick Denise
Making sure that the condom don't leak.

 

[mcguyver]

No need for heat
I know you never got a chance to skeet
You in between the sheets
But Onyx left you beating your meat
You should have been discreet
Instead in the middle of the cypher you wanna meet
On front street
Is where you assed out, my decapitations complete
My wreath?
It's gonna read a thorough fucking MC
My pedigree?
Putting fuck niggas like you to sleep
Ain't shit sweet
You never had a chance to compete
My shit's deep
But I'll stomp the fuck out of you with steel toed cleats
Til you note like Quincy's music sheets
That I am king K I N G
It's no mystery
That you taking a backseat
That shit you spit is weak
Your future in here is looking bleek
By the middle of next week
You'll be licking on coochie infested with yeast
Just to try to get a piece
I'll leave your mind at peace
Cause my piece?
Spit hotter than fish grease
Nigga just be deceased
Capisce?
Before they find you slumped over behind the wheel of your Caprice
While I'm fucking my chick Denise
Making sure that the condom don't leak.

Please
denise is at the end of your sleeve
I can tell by how much you are worried about whether I skeet
everything you spit yells WEAK"
"I'm angy cause Onxyfemme didn't mention me."
fuck outta 'G'
and I don't mean gangsta, I mean gay
its not an accusation you admitted to watching, waitin for a man to spray.
By the way
I was slumped over in the caprice
taking a nap exhausted while ya mom's pick my spawn out her teeth.
you spit hotter than the friction caused by your moms knees
You a pedigree? a mix of my nut and junior whopper cheese.
who would think she could get pregnant from swallowing DEEEZ.
Seems like to you, failure, is a path to succeed.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Please
denise is at the end of your sleeve
I can tell by how much you are worried about whether I skeet
everything you spit yells WEAK"
"I'm angy cause Onxyfemme didn't mention me."
fuck outta 'G'
and I don't mean gangsta, I mean gay
its not an accusation you admitted to watching, waitin for a man to spray.
By the way
I was slumped over in the caprice
taking a nap exhausted while ya mom's pick my spawn out her teeth.
you spit hotter than the friction caused by your moms knees
You a pedigree? a mix of my nut and junior whopper cheese.
who would think she could get pregnant from swallowing DEEEZ.
Seems like to you, failure, is a path to succeed.

Nigga Ten from England, I'm sure he'd call you a stupid bloke
We down to mama jokes now? What a fucking joke!
Did I touch a nerve? Are you now ashamed?
I believe Onyx did mention my name by the way but not in the same vein
You cater to women, no shame in that
You lame cat
That played himself out for some putty tat
This is just facts
No need to act
Hard and shit
I think Onyx already got you there when you was licking on her clit
You's a bitch
And I'm wasting my time on this weak spit
You calling the shit
At least I know you not a faggot now, well maybe that's being too quick!
You don't have to respond
I'm sure she'll she swoop in like your mom
With some waaaaaaaaay better rhymes, so until then remain calm

 

[mcguyver]

Nigga Ten from England, I'm sure he'd call you a stupid bloke
We down to mama jokes now? What a fucking joke!
Did I touch a nerve? Are you now ashamed?
I believe Onyx did mention my name by the way but not in the same vein
You cater to women, no shame in that
You lame cat
That played himself out for some putty tat
This is just facts
No need to act
Hard and shit
I think Onyx already got you there when you was licking on her clit
You's a bitch
And I'm wasting my time on this weak spit
You calling the shit
At least I know you not a faggot now, well maybe that's being too quick!
You don't have to respond
I'm sure she'll she swoop in like your mom
With some waaaaaaaaay better rhymes, so until then remain calm

Naw shithead don't run now
your whole rhyme is a bow-out
cause you got knocked the fuck out
you shooked when you should of ducked now you layed the fuck out
don't cry cause like your momma you an even bigger joke
how I know? cause you a neanderthal, you forehead slope
at the nick of time you gave up hope
reaching for a life line but guess who's at the other end of the rope.
you wraped it around your head, I pulled, yep you choked.
yes your rhymes are a waste of time
You muntant ninja turtle looking bitch, I shredded every line.
Ninja your world is mine
I define your time
you are way too dull to shine.
Jealous ass dick watching bastid she never mentioned your name.
you wishing you were shane
fuck you gay and lame
FUK ninja come back when you get a brain
and watch me walk off while Onxy stroke my mane.

 

[onyxfemme]

Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!!!This is shit I like!!!!
All this fire here! I gotta jump in!

LoL sing the first 4 lines like 'lean on me'.

Cum to me.
when you need to bone
and i'll be your friend, I won't do you wrong
For, it won't be long till your friend will be fuckin you alll night long.


one minute
60
Thats all I need
To bring the puma to her knees
Indeed... I have the fever for a chocolaty life saver
shaped like a puma
onxyfemme spread your legs lemme plant my seed.....sprayer
50 seconds
put your legs on my shoulders make your toes touch the heavens
while I use my tongue on your clit to relief some tension.
30
Lets get porn film dirty
get on your knees I'm hitting it from the back while squeezing your titties.
20
I pull out,
stick it in your mouth
suck me till I'm empty
10
I guarantee you'll be back again
cause in 60 secs you had two orgasms,
60 secs of pussy spasms
60 secs of nuttin but action

I thought this shit was the battle thread
If you wanna give head
Why don't you make a Panty Wetter thread instead
How in the fuck in the middle of a cypher
You make niggas put down they lighters
So you can work on an all nighter
This is not kosher
Put that shit back in the holster
And fire it off like Cheddar Bob, but a few inches closer
Wasn't you the poster
Who said that you was sick
When I said I was Superdick
Now you roll up in here on this bullshit
Give me your goddamn pass right now
I'm shutting this shit down
From now on your name is McClown!!
Now, now ladies I know that this is your forum
And maybe this suggestion was made out of sheer boredom
But Mc should have ignored 'em
This here is for grimey ass niggas and murder girls
Not for dudes looking to fuck and ball up with his girl in the S-Curl
Whispering lightly in her ear that this is her world!
This is that Timberland boot shit, that should leave niggas mind in a swirl
I bumped the Major Soul thread for you love makers
Take her over there
Handle your biz and when you finished light a square!
And was that first rhyme about me?
Onyx state your biz or meet me outside of the school at three!

The degenerate
Mr. Andey Hyphenated
mosted over-rated
over estimated
Ill fated
about to be Belated,
crated
doomed from the day he stepped out the fucking womb
watch your mouth before I put you in a fucking tomb
Like you said this is my house and your renting a gawd damn room.
Now riddle me this.
you in a fight and a sexy fine puma says lets fuck, wouldn't you put away your fist?
Besides ever blow my opponent throw miss.
Aight fuk that now I'm pissed
You see the den a rocking
why the fuck you knocking?
I open the door and right in your eye begin socking.
Don't knock on this door again
Bitch I'm making baby Andeyhyphens
They'll grow up to be just like you future mcguyver hype men.

Renting a room, nigga I OWN THE FUCKING BLOCK
Keep it up ock
And you'll get just that like Red Sox
You can put away your fists
And get your ass kicked
Totally verbally murdered and plastered
Suited and booted for casket
Don't give me that shit ya bastard
You ain't getting no poon-tang
She made you lose your gaurd while she looking for my gang
To do the bang
The damn thang
Is...
Andey-hyphana-ted
Don't need to show out for pussy
I'm already knee deep in gushy
If a chick wanna give it to me
Then by all means
I'll crack her spleen
And show her the sausage like Jimmy Dean
This is war nigga and you talking bout fucking?
If I had a beam on your ass I squeeze that button
Right when I see you nuttin'
Ain't this something
Nigga did you even get a sniff
Or did you play yourself out like a simp
And left with your dick limp!

Fuck it I smell fresh blood
Let me put on the Bruno Magli's and Isotoner gloves
Hop in the Bronco and show white bitches some love!
Cuz...
Don't back out before you even jump in
I bust a nigga heart, these other niggas couldn't penetrate the skin
In terms of fucking these niggas couldn't penetrate the skins
Pussy seems to pump in your veins, I heard it strikes fear in the hearts of gay men

No need for heat
I know you never got a chance to skeet
You in between the sheets
But Onyx left you beating your meat
You should have been discreet
Instead in the middle of the cypher you wanna meet
On front street
Is where you assed out, my decapitations complete
My wreath?
It's gonna read a thorough fucking MC
My pedigree?
Putting fuck niggas like you to sleep
Ain't shit sweet
You never had a chance to compete
My shit's deep
But I'll stomp the fuck out of you with steel toed cleats
Til you note like Quincy's music sheets
That I am king K I N G
It's no mystery
That you taking a backseat
That shit you spit is weak
Your future in here is looking bleek
By the middle of next week
You'll be licking on coochie infested with yeast
Just to try to get a piece
I'll leave your mind at peace
Cause my piece?
Spit hotter than fish grease
Nigga just be deceased
Capisce?
Before they find you slumped over behind the wheel of your Caprice
While I'm fucking my chick Denise
Making sure that the condom don't leak.

Please
denise is at the end of your sleeve
I can tell by how much you are worried about whether I skeet
everything you spit yells WEAK"
"I'm angy cause Onxyfemme didn't mention me."
fuck outta 'G'
and I don't mean gangsta, I mean gay
its not an accusation you admitted to watching, waitin for a man to spray.
By the way
I was slumped over in the caprice
taking a nap exhausted while ya mom's pick my spawn out her teeth.
you spit hotter than the friction caused by your moms knees
You a pedigree? a mix of my nut and junior whopper cheese.
who would think she could get pregnant from swallowing DEEEZ.
Seems like to you, failure, is a path to succeed.

Nigga Ten from England, I'm sure he'd call you a stupid bloke
We down to mama jokes now? What a fucking joke!
Did I touch a nerve? Are you now ashamed?
I believe Onyx did mention my name by the way but not in the same vein
You cater to women, no shame in that
You lame cat
That played himself out for some putty tat
This is just facts
No need to act
Hard and shit
I think Onyx already got you there when you was licking on her clit
You's a bitch
And I'm wasting my time on this weak spit
You calling the shit
At least I know you not a faggot now, well maybe that's being too quick!
You don't have to respond
I'm sure she'll she swoop in like your mom
With some waaaaaaaaay better rhymes, so until then remain calm

Andyholla.....WHO? den said my name more than twice?
Let me tighten up my bra strap and check this mic-
Uh 1-2,1-2?
Time to school ya cuz fuckin aint all I do.

Lyrically I'll rip you apart and scream helter skelter-
You may wanna think twice about the cards you just dealt son.
My verbiage will reduce a nigga to tears-
Go kill ya self partna, I dont play with kids.
Ya annoying me now gotta swat ya like a fly-
Then get my microscope and watch you die.
Was that 1st verse for you? what someone writing your rhymes?
Or you just wanted my attention, so resorted to trying-
To get me notice you....look at me, look at me!!!
Baby wants his pacifier,try this size c's.
And you talk about limp dicks alot for a male....
Ahhhh.....!That's the reason why you on SOL?
Ok I see you snapping 2 times in circle-
You go girl!! Now..dont..you...hurt em!
Fast forward two months from now-
BGOL reading your obituary on Onlinefuneral.com
Andyholla....who? yo what happend to that kid?
They said he got fucked up by Onyx in the Lion's Den.​

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Naw shithead don't run now
your whole rhyme is a bow-out
cause you got knocked the fuck out
you shooked when you should of ducked now you layed the fuck out
don't cry cause like your momma you an even bigger joke
how I know? cause you a neanderthal, you forehead slope
at the nick of time you gave up hope
reaching for a life line but guess who's at the other end of the rope.
you wraped it around your head, I pulled, yep you choked.
yes your rhymes are a waste of time
You muntant ninja turtle looking bitch, I shredded every line.
Ninja your world is mine
I define your time
you are way too dull to shine.
Jealous ass dick watching bastid she never mentioned your name.
you wishing you were shane
fuck you gay and lame
FUK ninja come back when you get a brain
and watch me walk off while Onxy stroke my mane.

Look fuck boy simple and plain
You loosing so find somebody else to try to gain fame from
You too dumb
And your rhymes are leaving me numb
I'm trying to go get me some
While you sit and suck your thumb
Or maybe a little more
A blatant attention whore
Who can't rhyme no more
Like Jay before a million one
Son
I"m telling you that I'm better than you
And better than this
How can I watch your dick
When you sit down to piss
You sir are bitch
I smell the summer's eve and seen the switch
You walk with
You can miss me with this bullshit
Just the way you pump up your chest
When I pulled up your dress
You ain't never defend this much what a fucking mess
Nigga just...
Let your girl handle this deal
For real
You can sit up all night and you still won't make me heel
You looking real sweet right now
Nigga bite down
And take Onyx dildo like a man, McClown
Fuck it I'm going to sleep now
Watch this clown
Try to hit me with another round!

 

[jjUSTAZZ]

Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!!!This is shit I like!!!!
All this fire here! I gotta jump in!

Andyholla.....WHO? den said my name more than twice?
Let me tighten up my bra strap and check this mic-
Uh 1-2,1-2?
Time to school ya cuz fuckin aint all I do.

Lyrically I'll rip you apart and scream helter skelter-
You may wanna think twice about the cards you just dealt son.
My verbiage will reduce a nigga to tears-
Go kill ya self partna, I dont play with kids.
Ya annoying me now gotta swat ya like a fly-
Then get my microscope and watch you die.
Was that 1st verse for you? what someone writing your rhymes?
Or you just wanted my attention, so resorted to trying-
To get me notice you....look at me, look at me!!!
Baby wants his pacifier,try this size c's.
And you talk about limp dicks alot for a male....
Ahhhh.....!That's the reason why you on SOL?
Ok I see you snapping 2 times in circle-
You go girl!! Now..dont..you...hurt em!
Fast forward two months from now-
BGOL reading your obituary on Onlinefuneral.com
Andyholla....who? yo what happend to that kid?
They said he got fucked up by Onyx in the Lion's Den.​

 

[jjUSTAZZ]

It is going down in here....I thought i was going to be bored this Sunday night but all I had to do is walk in the room with my glass of wine and listen....