4 Types of women for the baller/playa??

[ladyscorpio]

Ok so gentlemen does this apply to you?

I posted the female version earlier and I just found the male version.

So do men really set it up like this? Is this really how its broken down? What is with the categories?

The Wife

1) The Wife is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses the Wife, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. The Wife gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. The Wife gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of the Wife, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.



The Baby girl

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as the wife and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wife, but will only be the Wife if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of the Wife, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really fucks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as the Wife and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl..she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and the wife and the wife will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.​

The Side Piece

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When the Wife is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either the Wives or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.Com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.​

The Jump off

4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or the Wife but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when the wife is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with the Wife (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.​

 

[sean69]

Lemme see....
The wife prolly talks too much.
Baby girl prolly wants to fuck all the time.
The side piece and the jumpoff prolly dirty.

Baby girl.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Lemme see....
The wife prolly talks too much.
Baby girl prolly wants to fuck all the time.
The side piece and the jumpoff prolly dirty.

Baby girl.

You have yet to surprise me Mr 69

 

[SWATLANTA]

My .02

The wife:

1.) will not be called 5 0r 6 times a day (nobody needs to talk that damn much !)
2.) has access to my finances
3.) gets the utmost respect
4.) will receive limited PDA's
5.) Only woman that can hold my brush...
6.) swallows

Babygirl:

1.) Gets no money !
2.) Gets called when the wife is acting up or is trying to withold sex to "teach me a lesson"...
3.) No PDA's
4.) swallows

No need for a side piece or a jump off, unless:
1.) They swallow...

 

[ladyscorpio]

So from what I gathering the main requirement is that these women swallow??
Uhmm you do know that most good girls do yes

My .02

The wife:

1.) will not be called 5 0r 6 times a day (nobody needs to talk that damn much !)
2.) has access to my finances
3.) gets the utmost respect
4.) will receive limited PDA's
5.) Only woman that can hold my brush...
6.) swallows

Babygirl:

1.) Gets no money !
2.) Gets called when the wife is acting up or is trying to withold sex to "teach me a lesson"...
3.) No PDA's
4.) swallows

No need for a side piece or a jump off, unless:
1.) They swallow...

 

[SWATLANTA]

So from what I gathering the main requirement is that these women swallow??
Uhmm you do know that most good girls do yes

You know me so well....

 

[sean69]

You have yet to surprise me Mr 69

You already know what's up

 

[Southpaw]

Why a pic of a white girl to represent the wife?

 

[ladyscorpio]

@ Swat... i sure do PS I happen to be a good girl eh hem....

You already know what's up

yes I do

Why a pic of a white girl to represent the wife?

First of all it came from another site so i had nothing to do with the pics and secondly the girl is not white she is what some would call light skinned.



Peace

 

[AristotlesOwn]

Wife and Babygirl maybe

When I think of sidepiece or jumpoff my mind automatically says "hood rat" (diseased/hot ghetto mess). However, you better believe that if wifey is acting extra crazy...babygirl is right there...and my selection of babygirl is only a half step lower than wifey...I like to have an insurance policy.

 

[swiftandsilent]

Ok so gentlemen does this apply to you?

I posted the female version earlier and I just found the male version.

So do men really set it up like this? Is this really how its broken down? What is with the categories?

The Wife

1) The Wife is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses the Wife, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. The Wife gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. The Wife gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of the Wife, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.



The Baby girl

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as the wife and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wife, but will only be the Wife if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of the Wife, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really fucks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as the Wife and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl..she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and the wife and the wife will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.​

The Side Piece



3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When the Wife is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either the Wives or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.Com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.​

The Jump off


4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or the Wife but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when the wife is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with the Wife (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.​

Sounds correct.....

 

[Rudey]

PS I happen to be a good girl eh hem....

Well at least one can assure that you will have a low risk of developing breast cancer.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Wife and Babygirl maybe

When I think of sidepiece or jumpoff my mind automatically says "hood rat" (diseased/hot ghetto mess). However, you better believe that if wifey is acting extra crazy...babygirl is right there...and my selection of babygirl is only a half step lower than wifey...I like to have an insurance policy.

​

 

[Duece]

@ Swat... i sure do PS I happen to be a good girl eh hem....



yes I do



First of all it came from another site so i had nothing to do with the pics and secondly the girl is not white she is what some would call light skinned.



Peace

why do she gotta be light skinned?

I'm just fuckin around.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Well at least one can assure that you will have a low risk of developing breast cancer.

why do she gotta be light skinned?

I'm just fuckin around.

Don't you be needing to take some more pics for the SOL massive ....from what I hear we are due for updates






Peace

 

[Duece]

Don't you be needing to take some more pics for the SOL massive ....from what I hear we are due for updates






Peace

Actually I had went to the country and took some Voyuerweb-esque pictures out in a wooded looking area, I thought yall would get somewhat of a laugh out of that. but the pics got corrupted.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Actually I had went to the country and took some Voyuerweb-esque pictures out in a wooded looking area, I thought yall would get somewhat of a laugh out of that. but the pics got corrupted.

uhmm you may have to go do it again

 

[AristotlesOwn]

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Babygirl,

You know you're always good for a laugh.

BTW, your boys aren't looking too hot this year. (neither are mine, but that's neither here nor there, though they are 4-1...at the moment. Also, I need you to do my taxes.)

 

[ladyscorpio]

oh dear.... It was nice knowing you Ari

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Babygirl,

You know you're always good for a laugh.

BTW, your boys aren't looking too hot this year. (neither are mine, but that's neither here nor there, though they are 4-1...at the moment. Also, I need you to do my taxes.)

 

[Mo-Better]

Maybe for some but if the man makes the right selection for the wife there is no 2,3 or 4. An he'll know it right from the start.

But in answer to your question, yes and no. I don't like my life complicated so I tend to stay away from 4s. When I was younger there were some 2s but 2s can be a problem they will pressure you wanting to be the wife. Ahh but those 3s, those 3s, those 3s.

 

[Iron]

Maybe for some but if the man makes the right selection for the wife there is no 2,3 or 4. An he'll know it right from the start.

100% cosign

 

[Dannyblueyes]

The few men I know who have enough time for 4 different women at once, let alone multiple side pieces, usually don't have enough time for anything else. Almost none of them have jobs because they're out chasing the next piece of ass when they could be out hustling.

The only two exceptions seem to be men who travel a lot and have a girl in every city or dudes who have a series of jump offs that they think could be wifey material.

 

[itzmotto]

The few men I know who have enough time for 4 different women at once, let alone multiple side pieces, usually don't have enough time for anything else. Almost none of them have jobs because they're out chasing the next piece of ass when they could be out hustling.

The only two exceptions seem to be men who travel a lot and have a girl in every city or dudes who have a series of jump offs that they think could be wifey material.

If you're in the jumpoff category there's no way IMo you should have any wifey material

 

[jjUSTAZZ]

So from what I gathering the main requirement is that these women swallow??
Uhmm you do know that most good girls do yes

TRUTH

 

[Duece]

uhmm you may have to go do it again

I'm thinking about it.

 

[HoneyDip]

well im the wife or the baby girl... depends on who im talkin to

 

[dHustla]

This is correct.

Where I am right now in life, I want a good Baby Girl or 2. Something seems to be up w/ Side Piece. It's not clear what the category is .

I'm thinking that Side Piece = Baby Girl -(minus) benefits of gifts, quality time, and discretion. Is that right? If so, then I could go for a few of them too. Maybe one good Baby girl and 2 or 3 sidepieces.

Nothing serious! No relationship. The closest I want to a relationship is the occasional quality time w/ Baby Girl.

The Jump offs...... only random and spontaneous sex, and shit talking that I know I won't get with a woman that I'm dealing with on a continual basis because they may be afraid to jeopardize her future with me. SO replace-ab-le!

 

[(0_0)..l.. finger]

hmmmmmm...

 

[Blunt]

If a black woman had made this type of list (with descriptions) the so-called "men" on this board would have gone ballistic, calling her a ho, golddigger, ignorant, an embarrassment to the race, and every other crude name in the book reserved for women who dare to exercise the same sexual freedom that men do.