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Mississippi Outlaws Sex Toys: Vibrators Outlawed but Guns Still Mandatory in Southern State

By Jenny Corvette, published Jul 11, 2007

In a stunning legislative move, the Supreme Court of Mississippi (which consists of three men named Billy Bob and a cocker spaniel) banned the sale, advertising, or exhibiting of any three-dimensional device used primarily for the stimulation of human genitalia. The landmark decision makes sex toy possession a felony punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a $75 fine. Once the controversial law passed, Mississippi's governor Haley Barbour authorized several sting operations across the state to rid Mississippi of the phallic threat to southern life, a threat second only to terrorism in these dangerous and vulnerable times.

At an adult store named Good Vibrations on the east side of Jackson, several undercover policemen witnessed the sale of not one, not two, but 18 individual sex toys during lunch hour earlier this week. "Things were really buzzing at the store," commented store owner Gale McFarland from behind bars in the Jackson state prison for women. "None of us realized that the hot men in trench coats were cops. We thought they were Atlanta metrosexuals in the market for some new anal plugs. When they asked to frisk us, we just thought they were ordinary perverts," said the 61 year old grandmother of four. McFarland and her employees are eligible for parole in 2010.

Across the street in the Pleasure Plaza, Rhonda Milligan could be heard screaming at police raiding her store, "You can have my dildo when you rip it from my cold, dead, callused hands!" She was later arrested and held without bail. Fred Phillips, who was shopping for a new inflatable doll to replace his old one patched up with duct tape, witnessed Milligan clenching a 12 inch rubber sex toy, "as fiercely as a drowning woman would hold a bouy."

The Mississippi law may be rubbing people the wrong way but it's not the first of its kind in America. Georgia, Louisiana, and Texas have similar laws on the books, banning the sale and/or advertisement of sex toys. But the laws do allow a little wiggle room, according to Texas based attorney Jack Offalot.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/300619/mississippi_outlaws_sex_toys_vibrators.html?cat=17


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yeah they are illegal here.....but the shops skirt the law by putting stickers on the and call them message devices....:lol: In some parts of N.O. they dont even bother to do that...
 
I can tell you the southern states have some of the most ass-backwards laws I've ever heard of anyplace. Yeah I know it's the bible-belt but IMO the government has no business in the bedrooms of its citizens.

The stupidity is not just limited to sex toys. In Georgia oral sex is against the law. Someone tell me how you justify spending taxpayers money writing laws addressing what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms.

But I have to be fair stupid laws are not limited to the southern states. They exist in every state. I just take offense to government invasion into what my mate and I elect to do with our bodies.

Here's a link listing some stupid laws but there's dozens of them on Google. Just type in "stupid laws."

http://www.eldar.org/~ben/funny/html/180.html
 
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Here are some other stupid laws...

in Bozeman, Montana... All sexual activity is banned between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown if they're nude.

in Romboch, Virginia... It's illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

in Skullbone, Tennessee... A law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle.

in Washington D.C.... The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

in Massachusetts... At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses.
n Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin...
It is illegal for a man to have an erection that is visible through his clothing.

in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania... It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

in Georgia... It is illegal to purchase or possess "Marital Aides" (vibrators, dildos, etc.)

in Utah... Masturbation is considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
 
Here are some other stupid laws...

in Bozeman, Montana... All sexual activity is banned between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown if they're nude.

in Romboch, Virginia... It's illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

in Skullbone, Tennessee... A law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle.

in Washington D.C.... The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

in Massachusetts... At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses.
n Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin...
It is illegal for a man to have an erection that is visible through his clothing.

in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania... It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

in Georgia... It is illegal to purchase or possess "Marital Aides" (vibrators, dildos, etc.)

in Utah... Masturbation is considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.


Wait. So I can have sex with my lawyer in a toll booth and it's okay? :hmm:


:eek: So I guess the black-out on the windows are not only for the privacy of the consumer...
 
And I thought that the "vagrancy" law in Chicago was stupid.

For those who don't know, if you're caught on the street with less than $2 in your pocket, you can be arrested for vagrancy.
 
I can tell you the southern states have some of the most ass-backwards laws I've ever heard of anyplace. Yeah I know it's the bible-belt but IMO the government has no business in the bedrooms of its citizens.

The stupidity is not just limited to sex toys. In Georgia oral sex is against the law. Someone tell me how you justify spending taxpayers money writing laws addressing what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms.

But I have to be fair stupid laws are not limited to the southern states. They exist in every state. It's just I take offense to government invasion into what my mate and I elect to do with our bodies.

Here's a link listing some stupid laws but there's dozens of them on Google. Just type in "stupid laws."

http://www.eldar.org/~ben/funny/html/180.html


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Canada has that ridiculous CANCON law that states 35% of all music played on the air has to be "Canadian Content". There was also a recently repealed law that made it illegal to caffeinate a clear beverage
 
yeah they are illegal here.....but the shops skirt the law by putting stickers on the and call them message devices....:lol: In some parts of N.O. they dont even bother to do that...

Sex toys are banned in New Orleans?, man I've been in this one shop that had the shit front and center.
 
Canada has that ridiculous CANCON law that states 35% of all music played on the air has to be "Canadian Content". There was also a recently repealed law that made it illegal to caffeinate a clear beverage

I heard that it applies to tv shows as well.....?
 
Sex toys are banned in New Orleans?, man I've been in this one shop that had the shit front and center.

I know....but New Orleans is New Orleans....The law is still in effect but you never hear them enforce it down there....

you would be surprise what happens in some of the strip clubs that you would never get a chance to do elsewhere...
 
I know....but New Orleans is New Orleans....The law is still in effect but you never hear them enforce it down there....

you would be surprise what happens in some of the strip clubs that you would never get a chance to do elsewhere...

I know dude, I'm from New Orleans, my thing is I never knew these laws existed, I remember one year, me and some chick from the ville went in a shop in the Quarter and bought a cheerleading outfit and some stripper heels and girl socks and some "other" shit and it was clearly marked as what it was. Wasn't no massager tag on it, shit said dildo, fake pussy, vibrating pussy, g-spot stimulator, nipple plug, Strawberry lube, vibrating penis enhancer...shit like that. I had no idea that if I went 70 miles up to Baton Rouge I'd be breaking a law.




BTW that reminds me I need to order a cheerleading outfit with my government name on the top.
 
I know dude, I'm from New Orleans, my thing is I never knew these laws existed, I remember one year, me and some chick from the ville went in a shop in the Quarter and bought a cheerleading outfit and some stripper heels and girl socks and some "other" shit and it was clearly marked as what it was. Wasn't no massager tag on it, shit said dildo, fake pussy, vibrating pussy, g-spot stimulator, nipple plug, Strawberry lube, vibrating penis enhancer...shit like that. I had no idea that if I went 70 miles up to Baton Rouge I'd be breaking a law.

BTW that reminds me I need to order a cheerleading outfit with my government name on the top.

:eek: I wanna hear what happened after this shopping trip :)

gotta be a good story. . hehe :yes:
 
I know dude, I'm from New Orleans, my thing is I never knew these laws existed, I remember one year, me and some chick from the ville went in a shop in the Quarter and bought a cheerleading outfit and some stripper heels and girl socks and some "other" shit and it was clearly marked as what it was. Wasn't no massager tag on it, shit said dildo, fake pussy, vibrating pussy, g-spot stimulator, nipple plug, Strawberry lube, vibrating penis enhancer...shit like that. I had no idea that if I went 70 miles up to Baton Rouge I'd be breaking a law.




BTW that reminds me I need to order a cheerleading outfit with my government name on the top.

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Read it again, Million Dollar Man.

Read DwnSouth's original post about New Orleans and about shit marked as massage devices, when I went into that shop (with a girl) nothing was marked as "massage device" the stuff said exactly what it was.
 
Read it again, Million Dollar Man.

Read DwnSouth's original post about New Orleans and about shit marked as massage devices, when I went into that shop (with a girl) nothing was marked as "massage device" the stuff said exactly what it was.

Read it again DEWCE.
 
Canada has that ridiculous CANCON law that states 35% of all music played on the air has to be "Canadian Content". There was also a recently repealed law that made it illegal to caffeinate a clear beverage

I guess they play a lot of Celine Dion, Rush, and KD Lang up there! :lol:
 
:eek: I wanna hear what happened after this shopping trip :)

gotta be a good story. . hehe :yes:

we really just used the strawberry lube and I had her dress up as a cheerleader, it wasn't that crazy... but check your pm's in a few minutes.
 
I know dude, I'm from New Orleans, my thing is I never knew these laws existed, I remember one year, me and some chick from the ville went in a shop in the Quarter and bought a cheerleading outfit and some stripper heels and girl socks and some "other" shit and it was clearly marked as what it was. Wasn't no massager tag on it, shit said dildo, fake pussy, vibrating pussy, g-spot stimulator, nipple plug, Strawberry lube, vibrating penis enhancer...shit like that. I had no idea that if I went 70 miles up to Baton Rouge I'd be breaking a law.




BTW that reminds me I need to order a cheerleading outfit with my government name on the top.

let me clarify.....you can get costumes, clothes, tapes in B.R. , but devices used to stimulate for sexual purposes are the items that gets the sticker...
 
felony punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a $75 fine


:eek:How the hell they compare five years in prison to $75????:eek:
 
let me clarify.....you can get costumes, clothes, tapes in B.R. , but devices used to stimulate for sexual purposes are the items that gets the sticker...

Oh ok.
When I was living in Texas after Katrina I would read shit like toys being illegal in Texas so I thought that's what you meant, because that condom ring thingie was supposed to be illegal in Texas.
 
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