Childbirth!!!
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Childbirth.... sounds excruciating and something I would wish on my worst enemy.....
I take it your moms is a lil less worser than your worst...
... nvm.
No offense. I'm just sayin.
i wonder did all of you have to watch the childbirth video in elementary school in which at first they just showed the lady pushing
thennnnnn
the camera went to her vagina and u saw EVERYTHING and the afterbirth
i was in class like
the dudes were like
except one...he was like..that was beautiful and how he can't wait to have kids
thennnnnn
the camera went to her vagina and u saw EVERYTHING and the afterbirth
i was in class like
the dudes were like
except one...he was like..that was beautiful and how he can't wait to have kids
Props to her on no drugs. I wanted to do that...until they broke my water. 
Did she have fun?
Did she have fun? 
I take it your moms is a lil less worser than your worst...
... nvm.
No offense. I'm just sayin.
I didn't wish it on her, she chose it......I had nothing to do with that decision....
i wonder did all of you have to watch the childbirth video in elementary school in which at first they just showed the lady pushing
thennnnnn
the camera went to her vagina and u saw EVERYTHING and the afterbirth
i was in class like
the dudes were like
i remember that video it was called the mircle of life. The only thing worst than watching that video was to have one of my moms friends as the health ed teacher.
I don't know why they would show a video like that to kids. Makes no sense. I love being in the delivery room. It's so funny how after every birth, that same woman who was cussing & screaming & yelling "Get this thing out of me" is all smiles and so happy. It's like labor and delivery never happened 
LOL...good idea to show to the girls...I have two girls so I'm in for it...As far as childbirth is concerned it is a beautiful experience to carry a human and witness it moving around (which can become uncomfortable at times), have the hiccups and watch them suck their thumbs on the ultrasound. I'm sorry but with my first two I had to have pain medicine!!...My last one was natural b/c she was coming so fast it was too late for the Dr. to give me anything for the pain....My cousin made fun of me and said "I guess she knew the routine!"...She's a nut.
What??? YOU liked it?? OH HELL NO!!!
I went to the hospital with my aunt when she had her NINTH child, and she was crying and screaming like it was her first.. I said "Aw, hell no.. at this point they should just be sliding out. If it hurts this much at nine, what I'm gonna do at one?" And I've never looked at pregnancy the same since then....
Can someone cut me open when I get preggers? Give me all the drugs you got... Something tearing my vagina open does not appeal to me... I'm hurting just thinking about it....
ouch
I went to the hospital with my aunt when she had her NINTH child, and she was crying and screaming like it was her first.. I said "Aw, hell no.. at this point they should just be sliding out. If it hurts this much at nine, what I'm gonna do at one?" And I've never looked at pregnancy the same since then....
Can someone cut me open when I get preggers? Give me all the drugs you got... Something tearing my vagina open does not appeal to me... I'm hurting just thinking about it....
ouch
Childbirth.... sounds excruciating and something I would wish on my worst enemy.....
I CAN HEAR YOU TELLING YOUR WORST ENEMY THAT " FUCK YOU BITCH I HOPE GET PREGNANT !!!!!"
What??? YOU liked it?? OH HELL NO!!!
I went to the hospital with my aunt when she had her NINTH child, and she was crying and screaming like it was her first.. I said "Aw, hell no.. at this point they should just be sliding out. If it hurts this much at nine, what I'm gonna do at one?" And I've never looked at pregnancy the same since then....
Can someone cut me open when I get preggers? Give me all the drugs you got... Something tearing my vagina open does not appeal to me... I'm hurting just thinking about it....
ouch
YEAH AFTER A WOMAN GIVES BIRTH THE VAGINA ACTUALLY GETS TIGHTER (OR SO I HEAR) I RESPECT YOUR AUNT FOR DOING THAT NINE TIMES WOW
I didn't wish it on her, she chose it......I had nothing to do with that decision....
Technically, ...
*gently pushes brim of spectacles further up the bridge of my nose*
... during the average nine month gestation period between fertilization of your moms ovum by your pops spermatozoa - the fusion of said gametes, diploid to zygote and eventual embryonic cellular development from early stages of gastrulation to full fetal development ... you would have been afforded ample time to compositely and cognitively effect (what you deemed fit as the appropriate mechanics of child-birth) a preference ... a wish ... so to speak ...
Robesonly speaking, that is.
*looks up*
Technically, ...
*gently pushes brim of spectacles further up the bridge of my nose*
... during the average nine month gestation period between fertilization of your moms ovum by your pops spermatozoa - the fusion of said gametes, diploid to zygote and eventual embryonic cellular development from early stages of gastrulation to full fetal development ... you would have been afforded ample time to compositely and cognitively effect (what you deemed fit as the appropriate mechanics of child-birth) a preference ... a wish ... so to speak ...
Robesonly speaking, that is.
*looks up*
It's not that bad...more so if you got the drugs. You feel next to nothing. And if you do tear, you can't feel it. Can't say the same for the stitches though...
Technically, ...
*gently pushes brim of spectacles further up the bridge of my nose*
... during the average nine month gestation period between fertilization of your moms ovum by your pops spermatozoa - the fusion of said gametes, diploid to zygote and eventual embryonic cellular development from early stages of gastrulation to full fetal development ... you would have been afforded ample time to compositely and cognitively effect (what you deemed fit as the appropriate mechanics of child-birth) a preference ... a wish ... so to speak ...
Robesonly speaking, that is.
*looks up*
Come again?
i wonder did all of you have to watch the childbirth video in elementary school in which at first they just showed the lady pushing
thennnnnn
the camera went to her vagina and u saw EVERYTHING and the afterbirth
i was in class like
the dudes were like
And grew up to be gay.
OK HONEY DIP,
FIRST OF ALL PROPS TO ALL WOMAN THAT HAVE CHILDREN NATURAL OR WITH MEDS.
TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE I HAD TWINS ONE HOUR AND FOURTY-FIVE MINUTES APART. NATURAL NO EPI. I WAS IN LABOR ACTIVE LABOR FOR ALMOST THREE WEEKS. AND THE LAST MONTH I SLEPT SITTING UP ON THE COUCH BECAUSE I COULDN'T LAY DOWN.
NOT TAKING ANYTHING AWAY FOR YOUR COUSIN. BUT REALLY NATURAL CHILD BIRTH IS WHAT IT IS NATURAL.
I have no intention nor desire to ever do this. Fukkin men all they have to do is squirt. Lowly fukkin squirters
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