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My Next Life

bigirl

bigirl

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MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating,
room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
 
is this the same george carlin the comedian? The same dude who used "nigga" in his early acts to become popular.
 
bigirl said:
did he?
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yeah he did. Dont get me wrong i find his stand up pretty funny but "nigga" was something he used to build his name. He was on something done by Chuck D from P E on the history of the N Word i think it was called.
 
doggish_098 said:
yeah he did. Dont get me wrong i find his stand up pretty funny but "nigga" was something he used to build his name. He was on something done by Chuck D from P E on the history of the N Word i think it was called.
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oh I never heard that stuff. everything I heard from him except his latest was completely non racial except for shitting on white people and hilarious too.
 
bigirl said:
MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating,
room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
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Love it :D
 
bigirl said:
MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating,
room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
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Where do i sign up....:yes:
 
Why do people keep attributing everything of this sort sent through e-mail to a famous comedian (usually Carlin)? This one has been credited to BOTH George Carlin and Woody Allen. Neither would write anything this simple.
 
:lol:
bigirl said:
MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating,
room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
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This sounds pretty similar to what I'm working on for myself....NOW! As I'm getting older, I'm having more fun. Playing more...more than humanly or sometimes legally possible, working less...And if I go during an orgasm? :dance: That's a wrap!
But, I love what he's saying! Something seems inherently wrong/unnatural/inefficient with so much of how we're EXPECTED to live...IMO
 
I forget the name (no time to research now), but I think there is a movie coming out where the character is living his life backwards.
 
doggish_098 said:
yeah he did. Dont get me wrong i find his stand up pretty funny but "nigga" was something he used to build his name. He was on something done by Chuck D from P E on the history of the N Word i think it was called.
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Maybe I'm just DUMB and don't get it, but I could never understand why the word 'nigga' has so much power when used by white people, but so little importance when used by black people. Could someone explain that to me, please? And don't give me the whole "white folks have power, have oppressed us, etc., etc." True, but if that is the case, don't we reinforce their power by taking a derogative term used by them about us and using the same term? I'm a little clueless on this issue.
 
Harlem's Angel said:
Drop the name when you remember, sounds interesting
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You guys got me working hard on the internet on the weekend :lol:

I saw the preview when I went to see Indiana Jones. The name of the movie is "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button", starring Brad Pitt (of course who else would you want to see become younger and better looking besides him? :rolleyes:)

I'm going to check You Tube to see if I can find the preview and post it.

Edit: Okay, found it


“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” Movie Trailer
Fri, 23 May 2008 at 5:50 pm

Here’s the trailer for Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett’s new film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

To refresh your memory, 80-year-old Benjamin Button (Pitt), is born aging backwards, causing complications when he falls in love with a 30-year-old woman (Blanchett).

Director David Fincher said, “It’s dark, it’s romantic, and it also deals with mortality in a pretty unflattering way. Button is born in 1919 - with the film itself beginning in World War I, traveling around the world and carrying on all the way through to the year 2000.”

Watch the “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” Movie Trailer below! The film opens on Friday, December 19.

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/PqvVD6HQqyM[/FLASH]

Ooops, do not know why I can only find it in Spanish! Se habla espanol? Anyway, I do not even think that the trailer I saw in the moive had any dialogue except for a few words Cate Blanchette says to Pitt near the end of the trailer, "I haven't seen you in 20 years," or something to that effect. While the premise is interesting, it is a bit creepy.
 
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