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onyxfemme

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My confessions-

I saw an old friend today:smh:

He was FIIIOONE!!!:eek:

He was killing me w/ his braids, goatee & swagger:devil:

I gave him a hug and loved his cologne:yes:

We talked and he told me how he had been looking for me for years:hmm:

He kept staring at me and I was like ;)

He said I messed up by giving him my cell phone number:rolleyes:

I didnt trip I have plenty of male friends:confused:

He said not one that has been looking for you for 10 years:hmm:

I was like:cool::hmm:

He said he is going to take me from my husband:smh::lol:

Did I mention that he is FIIIOONE??:eek:

His smile is KILLA!!


DAYUM IT TO HELL!!!!

Post your confessions:D
 
OnyxFemme said:
HEY HEY HEY! This is the confessions thread Mr. JODY!!!:angry:

Dang....calling a sista out and thangs
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Ok, ok. Lemme give it a shot:

I confess that if thats you in the pic, you're a very attractive woman,
and it would break my heart to know that the woman carrying my name
had made an sex-pointment with an ex, exact date/time TBD....
 
mrjody said:
Ok, ok. Lemme give it a shot:

I confess that if thats you in the pic, you're a very attractive woman,
and it would break my heart to know that the woman carrying my name
had made an sex-pointment with an ex, exact date/time TBD....
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I confess that is me and I have confirmed that w/ plenty of face shots on this board.

I confess I wanna smack the hell out of you because I simpy bumped into an old friend...I am not trying to sleep with him.

I confess I dont understand why men jump to conclusions

I confess when responding to you I feel like I am really talking to Charlie Murphy.

I confess I just yelled out "Charlie Murphy" like on the Dave Chappelle show.
 
I wasn't doubting that it's you, sweetie..
I have zero doubt. It's just that I don't usually make it to the
"confirmation" threads much...

YOU wanna smack ME for stating the obvious?
I bet if both men you mentioned in your post were to read it,
they would reach the same conclusion as I.

Moreover, I would be willing to wager dollars to dimes that,
if you read a "confession" such as you described, that
had been penned by your "Mr.", you too, my cocoa complected
temptress, would reach the same conclusion..

No?


OnyxFemme said:
I confess that is me and I have confirmed that w/ plenty of face shots on this board.

I confess I wanna smack the hell out of you because I simpy bumped into an old friend...I am not trying to sleep with him.

I confess I dont understand why men jump to conclusions

I confess when responding to you I feel like I am really talking to Charlie Murphy.

I confess I just yelled out "Charlie Murphy" like on the Dave Chappelle show.
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mrjody said:
I wasn't doubting that it's you, sweetie..
I have zero doubt. It's just that I don't usually make it to the
"confirmation" threads much...

YOU wanna smack ME for stating the obvious?
I bet if both men you mentioned in your post were to read it,
they would reach the same conclusion as I.

Moreover, I would be willing to wager dollars to dimes that,
if you read a "confession" such as you described, that
had been penned by your "Mr.", you too, my cocoa complected
temptress, would reach the same conclusion..

No?
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Well since you put it that way...Yes

I confess Mr. Jody is pretty clever:cool:
 
OnyxFemme said:
I confess I tried...But he is wrapped up in XBOX live:hmm: I am going to try t stay up.
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i confess that man is laaaaaaaaaaaame. i like games but pussy is better than playin madden with some chinamen from the orient

i confess u go to the game and say u wanna play and ask for the jotstick. grab his dick, if he push u away to play gears of war wirh pimpleface 13 yearold punks, then i confess u will fuck ol dreadlock dude in 3 months

i confess i wanna see the homegrown when that happens

i confess i dont feel like fuckin waitin till you do the enevitable, post some shit now

i confess jada look good than a mofo in that sig
 
OnyxFemme said:
Well since you put it that way...Yes

I confess Mr. Jody is pretty clever:cool:
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OnyxFemme said:
My confessions-

I saw an old friend today:smh:

He was FIIIOONE!!!:eek:

He was killing me w/ his braids, goatee & swagger:devil:

I gave him a hug and loved his cologne:yes:

We talked and he told me how he had been looking for me for years:hmm:

He kept staring at me and I was like ;)

He said I messed up by giving him my cell phone number:rolleyes:

I didnt trip I have plenty of male friends:confused:

He said not one that has been looking for you for 10 years:hmm:

I was like:cool::hmm:

He said he is going to take me from my husband:smh::lol:

Did I mention that he is FIIIOONE??:eek:

His smile is KILLA!!


DAYUM IT TO HELL!!!!

Post your confessions:D
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Nah too easy. :rolleyes:
 
I confess I went into the chat room and was staring at your pics. I also confess that I perfer you to be completely shaven.
 
mcguyver said:
I confess I went into the chat room and was staring at your pics. I also confess that I perfer you to be completely shaven.
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:eek:

* Hears Bodyguard's footsteps, he's approaching a keyboard . . . . MC is chambering another round like WHAT!! *



* Sits between Izzy and LS, and eats popcorn *


SHOWS ABOUT TO START!!
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I want one of those things under my name, Like how OnyxFemme has "the chocolate puma" how do I get that?????? :confused::confused:
 
mcguyver said:
I confess I went into the chat room and was staring at your pics. I also confess that I perfer you to be completely shaven.
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:eek::D;)



Cleopatra_J-Go to the cotrol panel then edit profile:yes:




I confess I will be in the bed all day on SOL:smh:
 
OnyxFemme said:
:eek::D;)



Cleopatra_J-Go to the cotrol panel then edit profile:yes:




I confess I will be in the bed all day on SOL:smh:
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I confess that I woke up with a biiig headache.

I confess you need to get up off your ass and do something useful. Go plant a garden or grocery shop. Dinner ain't gonna cook itself and the house won't clean itself neither.
 
LeroyDibiase said:
I confess that I woke up with a biiig headache.

I confess you need to get up off your ass and do something useful. Go plant a garden or grocery shop. Dinner ain't gonna cook itself and the house won't clean itself neither.
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I CONFESS You can shut the hell up before I come to Texas and kick you in your back...I have someone cooking for me today.

I confess during the 500 the best thing to do is stay home.
 
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[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/kgJY_p9etvc[/FLASH]

Didn't know he had that much to confess. . . .
 
OnyxFemme said:
I CONFESS You can shut the hell up before I come to Texas and kick you in your back...I have someone cooking for me today.

I confess during the 500 the best thing to do is stay home.
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I confess that you bring your ol' licorice self to Texas, you wont be returning. Oh, and I see the lil' sly back comment. Don't think I forgot.

I confess that a bunch of hicks will be sitting around a track, watching CAC's(Cracka Ass Crackas) make left turns for 4 hours.
 
my bglo confessions

i really wish i had a sig :(
i lurk on some topics on the mainboard to get a honest perspective on some issues
i fuck someone from this site
im thinking about making some homegrown to share
 
DeSiRe said:
my bglo confessions

i really wish i had a sig :(
i lurk on some topics on the mainboard to get a honest perspective on some issues
i fuck someone from this site
im thinking about making some homegrown to share
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I think you need to share that home grown:D
You fucked someone from this site:eek:
Have you asked anyone to make you a sig?

LeroyDibiase said:
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I confess that you bring your ol' licorice self to Texas, you wont be returning. Oh, and I see the lil' sly back comment. Don't think I forgot.

I confess that a bunch of hicks will be sitting around a track, watching CAC's(Cracka Ass Crackas) make left turns for 4 hours.
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Yep and I live 2 blocks from that shit! Cant even get out!
 

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