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Not so fresh!!!

I remember my Mama would tell me "them stankin white bitches dont know how to clean their pocketbooks" lololol:lol:

Do ya'll remember these commercials?
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Izayoi said:
I'm mad you said pocketbook!
That is old school southern for real OF! :lol:
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Girl!!!! Isnt it though??? LMBAO! That is where she is from...Deeeeeep South:yes:

Girl one time my paternal grandmother told me to get her pocketbook when I was 3....My mom and dad said I lifted it my dress and showed her....They still laugh at me:hmm:




:D:lol:
 
OnyxFemme said:
Girl!!!! Isnt it though??? LMBAO! That is where she is from...Deeeeeep South:yes:

Girl one time my paternal grandmother told me to get her pocketbook when I was 3....My mom and dad said I lifted it my dress and showed her....They still laugh at me:hmm:


:D:lol:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
OnyxFemme said:
Girl one time my paternal grandmother told me to get her pocketbook when I was 3....My mom and dad said I lifted it my dress and showed her....They still laugh at me:hmm:

:D:lol:
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To say that your pocketbook has seen a lot of change since then sounds wrong for some reason.:dunno:
 
:puke::puke: @ douching...

I'm so happy they've come out now saying how horrible those things are for the vagina... the vagina is a natural cleansing instrument of the woman's body...that doesn't mean NOT to cleanse it, though :lol: Just that you don't need to shoot anything up in it...
 
OnyxFemme said:
Girl!!!! Isnt it though??? LMBAO! That is where she is from...Deeeeeep South:yes:

Girl one time my paternal grandmother told me to get her pocketbook when I was 3....My mom and dad said I lifted it my dress and showed her....They still laugh at me:hmm:




:D:lol:
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Where the hell were your drawers at 3 years old???? :smh:
 
LeroyDibiase said:
Must...resist...urge...to make...comment...don't...want to...say it...
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Say it so I can virtually kick your ass!
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OMG I hated these commercials...

mainly because I swore that white girls didn't really have menstrual cycles, not like the "black" menstrual cycle anyway :(

with white menstrual cycles, a girl could wear white :)
with black menstrual cycles, you had to wear a girdle over your panties to cover up potential stains that may seep through your black denim jeans :(

with white menstrual cycles, a girl could go horseback riding :)
with black menstrual cycles, a girl couldn't go around animals cause you might "set them off". you also had to stay in bed for two-three days and not lift anything heavy. :(

with white menstrual cycles, a girl could go swimming :)
with black menstrual cycles, the best you could do is stick your toe in the water. :(

and then they got the nerve to ask about feeling "not so fresh"???
of course you ain't fresh! didn't your mama give you that hot water bottle and enema bag so you could wash yourself!!!
 
alyric said:
OMG I hated these commercials...

mainly because I swore that white girls didn't really have menstrual cycles, not like the "black" menstrual cycle anyway :(

with white menstrual cycles, a girl could wear white :)
with black menstrual cycles, you had to wear a girdle over your panties to cover up potential stains that may seep through your black denim jeans :(

with white menstrual cycles, a girl could go horseback riding :)
with black menstrual cycles, a girl couldn't go around animals cause you might "set them off". you also had to stay in bed for two-three days and not lift anything heavy. :(

with white menstrual cycles, a girl could go swimming :)
with black menstrual cycles, the best you could do is stick your toe in the water. :(

and then they got the nerve to ask about feeling "not so fresh"???
of course you ain't fresh! didn't your mama give you that hot water bottle and enema bag so you could wash yourself!!!
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Preach sista girl... preach!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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