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MzKittyDelicious

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Excuse me for the wordiness... I just needed to get this off my chest...


so anyways I was feeling this new guy *thinkin* he needs a nickname... let's refer to him as Sparkle. SO anyways I was feeling Sparkle and I was feeling quite turned on by him. He arouses all my senses... so I decided to engage in a little phone sex to take the edge off. We were talking on the phone and all I asked him to do was just talk and tell me about his day while I fucked myself with the dildoe. He was like ok...then got quiet... like dead silent.... like, "caller can you hear me now?!"

So I was like ummm ok... Sparkle lets try this again... I don't need you to do anything but just talk. Talk about politics, sports, what happened on Lost last week... I don't care.. just talk.

Sparkle says: OK

Then he begins this inquisition. He starts interrogating me. He starts asking me 20 questions to the point where it broke my focus.

I am so done... if someone is in the middle of masturbating, fucking themselves with a dildoe... that is not the time to start an interview... and it wasn't like he had his normal sexy voice either... it was the voice of the Mathemetics Teacher from "The Wonder Years" yall know the dude that does the Clear Eyes commercials.

*sigh*

I am so 100% turned off by him right now. He asked so many questions I
abruptly got off the phone with him

Sparkle: Question #22 How does it feel?

Kitty: Umm how about i'll call you back later

smmfh... we went from booty talk #10 to jeopardy in less then 2 seconds.

Ok I know everyone is not into phone bone... but it ain't always about you... sometimes its about Kitty, phone boning it my fetish... and if a dude wants me to act right he is going to have to give into an occasional phone bone every now and then.

*thinking* if he can't do phone sex... most likely he can't do the real thing... I mean is it true that if you can't crawl, you won't know how to walk?! Come to think of it why is it he starts whispering every time he starts talking about sex?!

ok I know some of yall are gonna defend him and say I'm tripping. I mean I am not looking for Mr. Marcus as a mate... but someone who is at least comfortable verbalizing the word "S-E-X"... is that to much to ask for?!

ok im done.... smh@ these NY men... I am starting to worry.... first getting cussed out in the club, now this... I'm thinking some additional points need to be deducted. SMMFH!!!!


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MzKittyDelicious said:
Come to think of it why is it he starts whispering every time he starts talking about sex?!

ok I know some of yall are gonna defend him and say I'm tripping. I mean I am not looking for Mr. Marcus as a mate... but someone who is at least comfortable verbalizing the word "S-E-X"... is that to much to ask for?!
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Maybe this guy could help!? He has no problem verbalizing things.

 
shanebp1978 said:
Shiny Suit Man!!!
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: OMG!!!!!





Well MzKitty, I think that maybe he just isn't comfortable talk about sex. It's not a comfortable topic for a lot of people but I haven't found that because of that weren't any less inhibited sexually. .

Personally it takes me a little bit of time to get to that "fuck me harder, slap my ass" stage of a relationship. Maybe he's the same way? Idk. . . :dunno:

I guess whatever you decide will all depend on if you really like him.
 
Sparkle? Why would you name a man Sparkle? I might've been through with you when you decided I needed a nickname. But Sparkle? HELL NO! If his name was Babatunde Olatunji, Sparkle is still a Hell NO! Very suspect.:yes:

This is kinda funny, your naming the dude Sparkle, then proceed to telling him about your stroking your pussy with a dildo. I can the imagine "the mental picture" he got of you with a 14 incher jammed up inside. Then you wonder why he decides to interrogate you....:hmm: You may have run him away.

As for phone sex that's for an established relationship not for someone your "feeling." As you just found out all men are not receptive to these little games. But I doubt it was the conversation that bugged him, moreso it was the mental image he drew.

But lets take this a little further, you said "I was feeling quite turned on by him. He arouses all my senses." That being the case why didn't you invite him over and put it on him the right way? If he had that kind of impact on your senses he should've been getting the real deal. By now you should've been sleep dreaming about the evening you just had. Don't blame him when your the one playing games.
 
Phone sex aint for everybody. He might not be into that, that doesnt mean he not sexual. I had a girl once that wouldnt talk about sex on the phone, she wouldnt say what she would do, what she wanted to do or nothin. But when we were together she would go wild. She was about action. He might be that kind of person. Then again, you did name him sparkle.....
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Mo-Better said:
Sparkle? Why would you name a man Sparkle? I might've been through with you when you decided I needed a nickname. But Sparkle? HELL NO! If his name was Babatunde Olatunji, Sparkle is still a Hell NO! Very suspect.:yes:

This is kinda funny, your naming the dude Sparkle, then proceed to telling him about your stroking your pussy with a dildo. I can the imagine "the mental picture" he got of you with a 14 incher jammed up inside. Then you wonder why he decides to interrogate you....:hmm: You may have run him away.

As for phone sex that's for an established relationship not for someone your "feeling." As you just found out all men are not receptive to these little games. But I doubt it was the conversation that bugged him, moreso it was the mental image he drew.

But lets take this a little further, you said "I was feeling quite turned on by him. He arouses all my senses." That being the case why didn't you invite him over and put it on him the right way? If he had that kind of impact on your senses he should've been getting the real deal. By now you should've been sleep dreaming about the evening you just had. Don't blame him when your the one playing games.
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Umm dude... Sparkle is his nick names for this story on the boards, not in person. I only thought of it telling this story. Smh@ you not getting that.

Also everyone has their own rules when it comes to phone sex. Just because you and I don't have the same rules doesn't mean I am playing games. Sparkle and I are far along enough, to the point were I feel comfortable having phone sex.

Let's just chop it up to your not into phone sex, so your not really in a position to give advice on the subject. No harm no foul *booty smacks* carry on.



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MzKittyDelicious said:
Umm dude... Sparkle is his nick names for this story on the boards, not in person. I only thought of it telling this story. Smh@ you not getting that.
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Well, I think to men, that kinda shot up an issue.

I would personally be offended if a young lady wanted to referrer to me as sparkle at any point in time. :( :smh:

I don't know if you know what Glam rock was, but if someone said, " Sparkle " is about to come through that door . . . I'm prepared to hear David Bowie's, " Rebel Rebel " , and see some dude walk in on some sexually ambiguous shit!!?? :eek: :smh::smh::smh::smh:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Anyway, I think it had to be over a year, I had to participate in phone sex to appease someone. :rolleyes:

Phone sex by nature to me, is a female thing. I find it dismissively boring.

Maybe ole boy does too, and should have just said so. Or maybe, he just has no poetic skills of image weaving. Some people couldn't describe a porno flick to save their lives.



ChiCutie, who is that in your AV? She looks like that one model?
 
A lot of guys get nervous when it comes to sex talk. Not talking about how they like it but when they know you want to handle your business on the phone, they get nervous, talking and pretending to do the act for some guys is different than doing it. I can't say this means you won't be able to handle biz in the bed but he might not be comfortable verbalizing his moaning and groaning and wishful thinking with you.

I know you said he can just talk about anything but if you told him you were going to handle yourself, he's thinking about it and getting nervous.

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Your Resident Phone Madame!
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MzKittyDelicious said:
Excuse me for the wordiness... I just needed to get this off my chest...


so anyways I was feeling this new guy *thinkin* he needs a nickname... let's refer to him as Sparkle. SO anyways I was feeling Sparkle and I was feeling quite turned on by him. He arouses all my senses... so I decided to engage in a little phone sex to take the edge off. We were talking on the phone and all I asked him to do was just talk and tell me about his day while I fucked myself with the dildoe. He was like ok...then got quiet... like dead silent.... like, "caller can you hear me now?!"

So I was like ummm ok... Sparkle lets try this again... I don't need you to do anything but just talk. Talk about politics, sports, what happened on Lost last week... I don't care.. just talk.

Sparkle says: OK

Then he begins this inquisition. He starts interrogating me. He starts asking me 20 questions to the point where it broke my focus.

I am so done... if someone is in the middle of masturbating, fucking themselves with a dildoe... that is not the time to start an interview... and it wasn't like he had his normal sexy voice either... it was the voice of the Mathemetics Teacher from "The Wonder Years" yall know the dude that does the Clear Eyes commercials.

*sigh*

I am so 100% turned off by him right now. He asked so many questions I
abruptly got off the phone with him

Sparkle: Question #22 How does it feel?

Kitty: Umm how about i'll call you back later

smmfh... we went from booty talk #10 to jeopardy in less then 2 seconds.

Ok I know everyone is not into phone bone... but it ain't always about you... sometimes its about Kitty, phone boning it my fetish... and if a dude wants me to act right he is going to have to give into an occasional phone bone every now and then.

*thinking* if he can't do phone sex... most likely he can't do the real thing... I mean is it true that if you can't crawl, you won't know how to walk?! Come to think of it why is it he starts whispering every time he starts talking about sex?!

ok I know some of yall are gonna defend him and say I'm tripping. I mean I am not looking for Mr. Marcus as a mate... but someone who is at least comfortable verbalizing the word "S-E-X"... is that to much to ask for?!

ok im done.... smh@ these NY men... I am starting to worry.... first getting cussed out in the club, now this... I'm thinking some additional points need to be deducted. SMMFH!!!!


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Most men are visual beings, so it may have been difficult for him to envision what you were doing. The other thing is if you'd fucked before it might be easier for him to play with you. The other thing is that perhaps he felt put on the spot, some men just CAN'T. or never have done it before...Don't give up though.
 
MTL said:
Most men are visual beings, so it may have been difficult for him to envision what you were doing. The other thing is if you'd fucked before it might be easier for him to play with you. The other thing is that perhaps he felt put on the spot, some men just CAN'T. or never have done it before...Don't give up though.
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LOVE THAT SIGGGGGGG!

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Your Resident Phone Madame!
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ain't no nigga gone sit around and have phone sex with you all-day.....maybe some sucker ass nigga will but real niggas won't go for it.
 
MzKittyDelicious said:
Umm dude... Sparkle is his nick names for this story on the boards, not in person. I only thought of it telling this story. Smh@ you not getting that.

Also everyone has their own rules when it comes to phone sex. Just because you and I don't have the same rules doesn't mean I am playing games. Sparkle and I are far along enough, to the point were I feel comfortable having phone sex.

Let's just chop it up to your not into phone sex, so your not really in a position to give advice on the subject. No harm no foul *booty smacks* carry on.

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As for phone sex hell yeah been there and still do that however its not done with every woman I know. Spicy emails, emails with nude picks and phone sex is not something everyone is into. Everyone's mindset is just not receptive to that type thing. Since his reaction to your "come on" turned into an interrogation then I think his response speaks for itself.

As for that name, I know and knew Sparkle was a fake name but damn why not something just a little more masculine like Stud? Sparkle just seems so......so glittery. :D When you said Sparkle, I got this image of a dude in tight ass pants, a sequence shirt with a 9 inch collar and only 2 buttons buttoned, topped off with and a massive head of dripping jheri curled hair. :eek:
 
Mo-Better said:
As for phone sex hell yeah been there and still do that however its not done with every woman I know. Spicy emails, emails with nude picks and phone sex is not something everyone is into. Everyone's mindset is just not receptive to that type thing. Since his reaction to your "come on" turned into an interrogation then I think his response speaks for itself.

As for that name, I know and knew Sparkle was a fake name but damn why not something just a little more masculine like Stud? Sparkle just seems so......so glittery. :D When you said Sparkle, I got this image of a dude in tight ass pants, a sequence shirt with a 9 inch collar and only 2 buttons buttoned, topped off with and a massive head of dripping jheri curled hair. :eek:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That sent me over the edge!!!!!! :lol:
 
Well phone sex is not wavy for everyone. I'd much prefer to style on the dick in person. Maybe you scared the shit out of him. Made him all nervous.

But I resent the shiny shirt shit. You sure you aint find him at the gay club?
Shiny shirts aint gucci. You might have to send CC in to inspect his waviness.:lol:
 
Harlem's Angel said:
Well phone sex is not wavy for everyone. I'd much prefer to style on the dick in person. Maybe you scared the shit out of him. Made him all nervous.

But I resent the shiny shirt shit. You sure you aint find him at the gay club?
Shiny shirts aint gucci. You might have to send CC in to inspect his waviness.:lol:
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Shiny Shirts=Not wavy

After reviewing this thread I can confirm that he is not wavy. Unless he is over 35 and has a jheri curl and some platforms. Then his waviness is approved becuz he is straight comedy.

This has been a statement from your waviness inspector.​
 
MzKittyDelicious said:
Shane! be nice... ok I know what I'm about to say sounds gay.. but he isnt. On our first date he wore a Sparkly shirt. NY dudes into sparkles.
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:hmm:
Stop generalizing. NY dudes ain't into sparkles. Homos are. Maybe that's why he couldn't handle the phone sex.



Harlem's Angel said:
Well phone sex is not wavy for everyone. I'd much prefer to style on the dick in person. Maybe you scared the shit out of him. Made him all nervous.

But I resent the shiny shirt shit. You sure you aint find him at the gay club?
Shiny shirts aint gucci. You might have to send CC in to inspect his waviness.:lol:
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Please explain to Kitty that NY dudes don't wear shiny shirts. Unless they in the Village.
 
broken sword said:
:hmm:
Stop generalizing. NY dudes ain't into sparkles. Homos are. Maybe that's why he couldn't handle the phone sex.





Please explain to Kitty that NY dudes don't wear shiny shirts. Unless they in the Village.
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^^^^^^^^^^ true story

NY aint the sequin city
 
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