Come check out my kitty

Just got a craving for General Tso's Chicken.

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Ari,hun. I have been trying to keep it civil but you about to make me bring my scorpio out. I don't want to have to break your back and send you out with a worn out dick:hmm:

Civil? :hmm: You been saying all kinds of shit lately. You may THINK you can break my back and wear out my dick, but I guarantee that the opposite would occur. That cervix won't get a moments peace if you keep all your shit talking up. You already know my thoughts; I think I spelled it out quite nicely in your pm box last week.

Scorpios are neutralized by Cancers, and I will pinch that damn stinger off, but we're in the wrong thread for that debate.

Still got luv fo' ya, but don't get out of pocket.






As for the cat [Harlem's Angel] it's nice, but I'm allergic so yes I will say some crazy stuff about it. I'm sure it's a lovely pet.
 
Civil? :hmm: You been saying all kinds of shit lately. You may THINK you can break my back and wear out my dick, but I guarantee that the opposite would occur. That cervix won't get a moments peace if you keep all your shit talking up. You already know my thoughts; I think I spelled it out quite nicely in your pm box last week.

Scorpios are neutralized by Cancers, and I will pinch that damn stinger off, but we're in the wrong thread for that debate.

Still got luv fo' ya, but don't get out of pocket.






As for the cat [Harlem's Angel] it's nice, but I'm allergic so yes I will say some crazy stuff about it. I'm sure it's a lovely pet.



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Yes sir. Damn I love when you talk to me like that
 
Uh, its the light reflection from the cat's eyes. Take your ignorance elsewhere. I'll have none of it about my baby. :hmm:





Show your dick or shut the fuck up.

Whats the point of showing you my dick? I aint givn you none, most likely run from it anyway... learn to take a joke and some dick...I aint gonna tell a chic to "shut the fuck up" iits a lil disrespectful but you should just put something in ya mouth
 
Whats the point of showing you my dick? I aint givn you none, most likely run from it anyway... learn to take a joke and some dick...I aint gonna tell a chic to "shut the fuck up" iits a lil disrespectful but you should just put something in ya mouth

Show me what it is i'm supposed to put in it. Hopefully it won't disappear in my mouth.
Talk about taking a joke. Next time I'll be more polite and say "Please be quiet and pull out your penis. Por favor.":hmm:
 
As for the cat [Harlem's Angel] it's nice, but I'm allergic so yes I will say some crazy stuff about it. I'm sure it's a lovely pet.

Actually she's a bitch. She's destructive and rude and antisocial when she wants to be. But she's my destructive, rude, and antisocial bitch. I'll have it no other way.:D
 
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