Calling all MEN....a few questions for the ladies too

[Digital Angel]

Don't get me wrong I love the dick pics, but the whole rate my dick thing brings about a question. What if you get a bad rating it's not like you can return your dick and get a new one.

I'm blessed to be with the person I'm with but if he wasn't as "blessed" as he is we may have never became a couple. (when I speak on penis size I'm not just referring to length. I'd take a short wide dick over a long skinny one anyday.)
What do you guys do when you find out you have a little penis?
Do you start buying dildos?
Do you take cunnilingus classes?
Do you go into denial (I know this happens alot)?
(I know one thing you don't do is post on SOL being that pretty much all the rate my dick threads are of guys with big dicks.)
Do you talk to your boys about it (can this be considered an appropriate locker room discussion among guys?)

and to the ladies....
Have you seen a dick or two that you felt the need to keep it real about?
Are you like me?-- Do you utilize your manners by not speaking "unkind" words when you come across a little dick.
Or, do you let the guy know he isn't packing as much as he thinks and give him a few pointers on how to compensate.




BTW
I absolutely love that the male members share with us. Lets keep it real, I do more than love it but this isn't the time nor thread to discuss that.

 

[REMINGTON_BLACK]

 

[YouLikeMyStyle]

I don't speak unkind words...I just may not mess with that person anymore. I've slept with a couple guys who aren't that big, but FORTUNATELY they've made up for it in the cunnilingus area.

 

[Digital Angel]

why you mad? Did I put you on the spot? Or is it you can't hit the spot?

 

[PrincessC]

I believe that there is someone for everyone. Not every woman likes a huge dick. Some of the penises I've seen posted by the men are just too huge, and would probably scare me off. But to answer your question, if a guy's penis just doesn't measure up, he needs to be good at something. I think most guys know when it's not big enough and try to make up for it by doing something else pleasurable. I would never tell a man his penis was too little though. That's just mean.

 

[REMINGTON_BLACK]

........... typical

 

[Galvatron78]

Man fuck that Big Dunkey Kong ain't that blessed but i don't mind....i got a short thick dick....you aint gon' choke but got-damnit you'll get a mouthfull. Shit i don't mind it at all i like being able to go balls deep and then spin around in the pussy like Turbo on Breakin'. Every man has a "Small dick" moment....you could be packin' a lightpole and sooner or later you'll run into "Helen HugeTwat" and she'll swallow your shit whole or either tell you "she's seen bigger". Shit you better man the fuck up and strap on a jimmy and make that pussy do the Kick N' Chicken.

 

[YouLikeMyStyle]

Man fuck that Big Dunkey Kong ain't that blessed but i don't mind....i got a short thick dick....you aint gon' choke but got-damnit you'll get a mouthfull. Shit i don't mind it at all i like being able to go balls deep and then spin around in the pussy like Turbo on Breakin'. Every man has a "Small dick" moment....you could be packin' a lightpole and sooner or later you'll run into "Helen HugeTwat" and she'll swallow your shit whole or either tell you "she's seen bigger". Shit you better man the fuck up and strap on a jimmy and make that pussy do the Kick N' Chicken.

 

[jucurious]

HE SAID..HELEN HUGETWAT

 

[Crown&Coke]

I aint gonna lie. I aint packing no 12 inches or nothin like that but I got enough to satisfy most women. I have came across one who I felt like I wasnt up to par becuz I couldnt feel her walls at all. It was like a bottomless pit that was wide as hell. Cant change what you got, I am grown, it aint getting no bigger or smaller from now on so fuck it. I got enough to do what I need to do.​

 

[Galvatron78]

They say the average vagina is 3 to 4 inches deep....bullshit.... i knew one girl her shit was so deep i thought I saw the Jheri Curl Bitch in the front row and Sandman Simms and KeKe Shephard off in that deep ass pussy.

 

[Digital Angel]

They say the average vagina is 3 to 4 inches deep....bullshit.... i knew one girl her shit was so deep i thought I saw the Jheri Curl Bitch in the front row and Sandman Simms and KeKe Shephard off in that deep ass pussy.

You are one funny dude

 

[AristotlesOwn]

Man fuck that Big Dunkey Kong ain't that blessed but i don't mind....i got a short thick dick....you aint gon' choke but got-damnit you'll get a mouthfull. Shit i don't mind it at all i like being able to go balls deep and then spin around in the pussy like Turbo on Breakin'. Every man has a "Small dick" moment....you could be packin' a lightpole and sooner or later you'll run into "Helen HugeTwat" and she'll swallow your shit whole or either tell you "she's seen bigger". Shit you better man the fuck up and strap on a jimmy and make that pussy do the Kick N' Chicken.

This cat is ridiculous!


Seriously though, I don't know what to say. I'll just answer the list:

What do you guys do when you find out you have a little penis?
at my 1 inch and contemplate life as a eunuch.

Do you start buying dildos?
Why would I buy a dildo?

Do you take cunnilingus classes?
No, I'm a professional. I teach lesbians.

Do you go into denial (I know this happens alot)?
How can you be in denial of something like that?

(I know one thing you don't do is post on SOL being that pretty much all the rate my dick threads are of guys with big dicks.)
I would never put my shit out there like that on the main board even if I had 20 inches.

Do you talk to your boys about it (can this be considered an appropriate locker room discussion among guys?)
Never

Also, my dick isn't intertwined with my ego.

 

[ladyscorpio]

Man fuck that Big Dunkey Kong ain't that blessed but i don't mind....i got a short thick dick....you aint gon' choke but got-damnit you'll get a mouthfull. Shit i don't mind it at all i like being able to go balls deep and then spin around in the pussy like Turbo on Breakin'. Every man has a "Small dick" moment....you could be packin' a lightpole and sooner or later you'll run into "Helen HugeTwat" and she'll swallow your shit whole or either tell you "she's seen bigger". Shit you better man the fuck up and strap on a jimmy and make that pussy do the Kick N' Chicken.

Man I love to read your posts yes.

This cat is ridiculous!


Seriously though, I don't know what to say. I'll just answer the list:

What do you guys do when you find out you have a little penis?
at my 1 inch and contemplate life as a eunuch.

Do you start buying dildos?
Why would I buy a dildo?

Do you take cunnilingus classes?
No, I'm a professional. I teach lesbians.

Do you go into denial (I know this happens alot)?
How can you be in denial of something like that?

(I know one thing you don't do is post on SOL being that pretty much all the rate my dick threads are of guys with big dicks.)
I would never put my shit out there like that on the main board even if I had 20 inches.

Do you talk to your boys about it (can this be considered an appropriate locker room discussion among guys?)
Never

Also, my dick isn't intertwined with my ego.

*stutters*

 

[Izayoi]

Man fuck that Big Dunkey Kong ain't that blessed but i don't mind....i got a short thick dick....you aint gon' choke but got-damnit you'll get a mouthfull. Shit i don't mind it at all i like being able to go balls deep and then spin around in the pussy like Turbo on Breakin'. Every man has a "Small dick" moment....you could be packin' a lightpole and sooner or later you'll run into "Helen HugeTwat" and she'll swallow your shit whole or either tell you "she's seen bigger". Shit you better man the fuck up and strap on a jimmy and make that pussy do the Kick N' Chicken.

Also, my dick isn't intertwined with my ego.

That's so refreshing because some men you would think their dicks and their egos were siamese twins.

 

[Digital Angel]

Damn he got you studdering LS

 

[ladyscorpio]

That's so refreshing because some men you would think their dicks and their egos were siamese twins.

But sis you know Ari has always been unique

Damn he got you studdering LS

Girl Ari is one of a kind

 

[Digital Angel]

Girl Ari is one of a kind

hmmm....
writes down info in my hand dandy notebook....right along Mcguyvers address and Shanes shoe size.

 

[Chicutie]

Man fuck that Big Dunkey Kong ain't that blessed but i don't mind....i got a short thick dick....you aint gon' choke but got-damnit you'll get a mouthfull. Shit i don't mind it at all i like being able to go balls deep and then spin around in the pussy like Turbo on Breakin'. Every man has a "Small dick" moment....you could be packin' a lightpole and sooner or later you'll run into "Helen HugeTwat" and she'll swallow your shit whole or either tell you "she's seen bigger". Shit you better man the fuck up and strap on a jimmy and make that pussy do the Kick N' Chicken.

They say the average vagina is 3 to 4 inches deep....bullshit.... i knew one girl her shit was so deep i thought I saw the Jheri Curl Bitch in the front row and Sandman Simms and KeKe Shephard off in that deep ass pussy.

 

[ContinentalTea]

my dick isn't intertwined with my ego


co-sign

 

[Lick]

why you mad? Did I put you on the spot? Or is it you can't hit the spot?

 

[Eva Hornae]

Do you start buying dildos?
Why would I buy a dildo?

Do you take cunnilingus classes?
No, I'm a professional. I teach lesbians.

*whisteles*

 

[Digital Angel]

Love the new Avi Chi you are a master tease

 

[Mo-Better]

Who a person appears to be has nothing to do with what they are likely to be like in bed. I think we have seen than even in porn movies the people you think are going to be "all that" are disappointments when you watch them.

Some women have obsessions with big dicks, the same as some men have with women with big asses and tits. But as I've learned women with big asses doesn't mean guaranteed sexual satisfaction. Sexual satisfaction has nothing to do with a persons size or dimensions. What makes the difference is a persons mindset in the bedroom. Does that person your with care about your sexual satisfaction? Are they willing to do whatever it takes to please you? That determines moreso your satisfaction rather than how big he is or how curvy she is. If the sex will be good or a night you would rather forget.

I've never gotten any complaints. Never had reason to buy toys to compensate for myself although I've known women who have them. I have no problem with women who have them and like using them even when I'm there. It's been my thing to be good at everything I do. So I'm bringing the total package. I don't want any woman remembering as "oh yeah him" in bed. All y'all talk too much for that!

 

[OnSlaught]

Well, when I found out I had a little penis, I started to....

 

[Chicutie]

Love the new Avi Chi you are a master tease

thanks girl!

 

[shanebp1978]

WTF!?

 

[absolutvodka]

you tell niggas that if your man had a little dick yall wouldn't be a couple but people should take what you say seriously?.

 

[Digital Angel]

you tell niggas that if your man had a little dick yall wouldn't be a couple but people should take what you say seriously?.

having an abnormally small dick is different than a girl having small boobs or a small butt. We actually use a guys penis for something. Guys get off on looking at boobs and ass, a woman needs a man to have a lil something to work with or it can't go down.

But if you don't want to take me seriously its okay due to the fact thast I'm usually joking most the time.

but this thread is serious

 

[SWATLANTA]

I never cared one way or the other. Like my man said, every cat will run across a female that will humble him (Monet Devine eh hem). The whole key to sex is to make the female cum imo. If you can't make her cum, then your dick size, or lack thereof, is irrelevant...

 

[cli-terminator]

I never been one to let me ego control me and get into the whole my dick gotta be this big to mean something. I've been blessed with what I have and that isn't gonna change but the one thing I do have control over is how I please my woman. Like my brother said earlier, every man will always gonna run into a woman that will bring him down to earth but if he's willing to improve on whatever skills he's lacking in then there should never be any issues when the clothes drop. I'm never to old or egotistical to reject lessons that wil improve my performance and have no reason to feel inadequate either. For the brothers who wanna step their game up before hearing anything from a woman, then I suggest you learn some tantric exercises and increase that muscle control.

 

[Izayoi]

Well, when I found out I had a little penis, I started to....

Man you so crazy. If there ever was man NOT eligible for the teeny peeny club it is you, sir.

I never cared one way or the other. Like my man said, every cat will run across a female that will humble him (Monet Devine eh hem). The whole key to sex is to make the female cum imo. If you can't make her cum, then your dick size, or lack thereof, is irrelevant...

I never been one to let me ego control me and get into the whole my dick gotta be this big to mean something. I've been blessed with what I have and that isn't gonna change but the one thing I do have control over is how I please my woman. Like my brother said earlier, every man will always gonna run into a woman that will bring him down to earth but if he's willing to improve on whatever skills he's lacking in then there should never be any issues when the clothes drop. I'm never to old or egotistical to reject lessons that wil improve my performance and have no reason to feel inadequate either. For the brothers who wanna step their game up before hearing anything from a woman, then I suggest you learn some tantric exercises and increase that muscle control.

Yes, its nice to see a few brothers get it. Where does this idea of the super dicked sex machine come from? For all the reasons stated above by Cli-T and Swat no matter the size men shouldnt brag on their dick just like women imo shouldnt brag on their pussies. Everybody likes something different. Its a lovers job to use every skill and sense to be the best lover he or she can be regardless of the size of one's genitals.

Quite frankly, just be healthy. Nothing sexier than a healthy body.

...now having said all that looking at big dicks is the same as looking at women with freakishly large implants to me..makes you say WOW! ...but in the final analysis its not all that!

 

[ClevelandDawg216]

 

[thismybgolname]

Watching flicks at an early age made me feel like I didn't measure up to what women expected.

The first few women that I had sex with had to pull my dick out because I was terrified of being laughed at.

The third girl finally told me that she was shocked because she expected less from me.

After going through more women and learning my body I realized that not everybody is 10+ and that I should be more than happy with what I got since i'm above average (length wise).

Having the ability to control a woman's mind & body is cool for me because her heart will follow (not always a good thing).

I never ate a girl out until my freshmen year of college then my confidence went really through the roof.

Dick game was on point and I could hit em with the lip & mouth combo if I wanted to get them sprung, it was a wrap until I met a girl that showed me I wasn't shit (sex wise).

Lesson learned.

This is the best that I can do to answer your questions because they really don't pertain to me (thank you GOD).

 

[LoneStar29]

Man fuck that Big Dunkey Kong ain't that blessed but i don't mind....i got a short thick dick....you aint gon' choke but got-damnit you'll get a mouthfull. Shit i don't mind it at all i like being able to go balls deep and then spin around in the pussy like Turbo on Breakin'. Every man has a "Small dick" moment....you could be packin' a lightpole and sooner or later you'll run into "Helen HugeTwat" and she'll swallow your shit whole or either tell you "she's seen bigger". Shit you better man the fuck up and strap on a jimmy and make that pussy do the Kick N' Chicken.

This man is HILARIOUSI like his choice of words too

Seriously though as I've gotten older I've realized that I can't base my love for a man on his penis size ... I mean I love a big dick ... but there are more important things ... I'd rather be with a really good man with a smaller penis than a straight up jerk that has a big dick ... it would suck that his penis is small but I'm sure we could find ways to make up for that And I would never tell a man that his dick was small ... I know men are real sensitive about that so I would keep that to myself ... unless he pissed me off .............................