POETRY/RAP battle Part III aka The Lion's Den

[The Magnificent Butcher]

I reign with theses. These other cats spit homo shit. Teeth stained with feces.
I'm on the prowl and that's why this Owl's an endangered species.
You aim to treat me like the bitch you are? Untamed, I unleash these.
Why do I even bother posting back and forth with a pack of nameless he/she's?
Star of the shoot? Yeah, that's you. The camera click bizarrely.
But the shoot you commit to has you on your knees receiving mass Bukkake.
Alarmed? Me? Hardly.
I step calmly.
Throw shurikens, I'll flip kick one back at you and simply palm three.
You tell me to get naked to avoid your "body blast?"
Can I please get a fucking "No homo" or at least a "Sorry Mag?"
My rhymes are formatted with the essence of a word smith.
Nerd, bitch. Be thankful you've only read and haven't heard this...
For should I spit, your mind would enter realms of darkness. Largest scale.
I bleed imaginations and harness rawness from grizzly Barker tales.
Bent at the wrist. I bet it's hard you not to type with your feminine lisp.
I'll wrap this up but first I'll try my best to end with a diss.
I assume you're through. At the top of this game there's only room for two.
That's me and me ego. So let the BGOL women say "That's great Owl!" and humor you.

 

[owl]

Call a doctor or paramedic
before I make the stench authentic
dawg, you just won't get it
I'm exclusive to gravitational pulls
See I cause downfalls
listen you fucking magpie,
you've sadly
mistaken me for
somebody
in the same league with fag fleas
feel me, you fucking butch maggot,
taste the breath of your wasted existence
THINK, you imaginative micro peasant,
quit projecting your homo-nerdiness
I'll make it my business
to make it arithmetic
fuckin with OWL in this
only equates to less threads that you can visit...
I analyzed, and dissected ya steez,
Your allusions to cultural Japanese
ain't deflecting me
you ain't impressin' Izzy
so you why acting anime?
You throw a shuriken,
probably slice off your damn hands,
Your drop kicks? You's a slob, kid,
turn off the Ninja gaiden..
and stop googling oriental writings...
Humor me with...bitch, TRY NEXT...
How can he win when he's stealing my concepts?
I tried but it ain't gone be no Saving Private Ryan,
best to leave him Breathless In Seattle,
You ain't Big,
and your Bossom Buddy
already told me,
you're in Philadelpia blushin' ya adam's apple...
Here, you can have the condom, It's a wrap, brah...

 

[mcguyver]

Hmmmm...
That's about all I can say
I figured ya'll needed some room so I stood out the way
Say...
Don't this shit have a little sway
Um...well...cuz...If I was blind like Ray
I could say...ah...that ya'll like to play?
Ah fuck...my nigga this shit here sound gay!
What in the shit is this?
It sound like Owl and Mac been in this bitch
Bumping dicks
Then Mac come and cosign the shit
I sincerely hope to god that one of you is a chick
Goddamn I'm about to be sick
Owl and Mac sitting in a clinic
The first one to burn is the last one that was in it
I'm verbally vicious
Ya'll niggas call me when you finished
My patience diminished
I'm about to be ghost in a minute
Cause this right here I don't wanna be in it
Owl and Mac like Popeye and Olive Oil after the Spinich!

24hrs and this is all you got
You are right you should stop
you are a failed stunt
more ignored than blunt
as useful as a sewn up cunt
hole filled condom
cup with no bottom
Your wack ass rhymes I'm tired of choppin
your blood for days LS been moppin
from the beginning you been floppin
Hot you are not
Owl do me a favor mop up this slop.
You tried to make it to the top
Thats a long way on your head bitch you've been dropped.
i dissected your bullshit
tried to help your lame ass get a grip.
Cause I see you on that sherm stick trip.
Retard dreams you are having of being a contender
Bitch I render you harmless, Brainless
Stop cluttering the thread with this wack shit….. I insist.
Laughing at your old wack jokes that aint hittin?
Ran out of rhymes now you critiquing.
Bitch faggot is it attention you seeking?
Your shit is so fucked up its beyond tweaking.
Every poem crying oh you rhymed this and that
The whole board asking: “guyver why you wasting time on this weak cat?”
“Why waste time with him, since his first rhyme it’s been a wrap?”
“From beginning to end he shoveling the same old crap.”
I’m gonna take the board’s advise, cause its obvious Everyone of your rhymes screams “WACK”.

 

[Izayoi]

Mag B and Owl those are some GIANTS battling right there Lady S !!!!!!

Got me with the rhyme butterflies!!!!


Andy and Mc . Yall crazy!

 

[Studio718]

it's later, im tired, but here goes something real quick.

so I walk in here, looking for a fight../..
and all I got is queers, who couldn't write../..
a paragraph worth of battle text../..
these dicks are full of bullshit, like gay cattle sex../..
mcgyver, he's dumb in every kind of way../..
just like his name, In school, he never got an A../..( mac gyver, not mcgyver )
andtheyhollawho stop please, bitch../..
rhymes are like 7 days old feces, weak shit../..
it's me kids, I ain't no amateur, novice../..
my knowledge will damage and tarnish../..
all of the garbage real quick in a flash../..
I'm the slave master who gets a kick out of beating mules.../..
I'll whip any ass../..

 

[ladyscorpio]

it's later, im tired, but here goes something real quick.

so I walk in here, looking for a fight../..
and all I got is queers, who couldn't write../..
a paragraph worth of battle text../..
these dicks are full of bullshit, like gay cattle sex../..
mcgyver, he's dumb in every kind of way../..
just like his name, In school, he never got an A../..( mac gyver, not mcgyver )
andtheyhollawho stop please, bitch../..
rhymes are like 7 days old feces, weak shit../..
it's me kids, I ain't no amateur, novice../..
my knowledge will damage and tarnish../..
all of the garbage real quick in a flash../..
I'm the slave master who gets a kick out of beating mules.../..
I'll whip any ass../..

Izzy there is the fresh scent of blood...Studio718

 

[mcguyver]

it's later, im tired, but here goes something real quick.

so I walk in here, looking for a fight../..
and all I got is queers, who couldn't write../..
a paragraph worth of battle text../..
these dicks are full of bullshit, like gay cattle sex../..
mcgyver, he's dumb in every kind of way../..
just like his name, In school, he never got an A../..( mac gyver, not mcgyver )
andtheyhollawho stop please, bitch../..
rhymes are like 7 days old feces, weak shit../..
it's me kids, I ain't no amateur, novice../..
my knowledge will damage and tarnish../..
all of the garbage real quick in a flash../..
I'm the slave master who gets a kick out of beating mules.../..
I'll whip any ass../..

Hey dumbasss
This rhyme really shows you are not up for the task
you'd have better luck whipping your own ass
I suggest you stop or the morgue your mom will be visiting.
knowledge? ha! I can see a brain this retard's missing.
You should've grab the dictionary before the spelling of name you started dissing?
Bitch the 'A' is missing for a reason.
Mcguyver-is any person who handily uses everyday objects to find a way out of a dangerous situation.
This is clear indication you're already on a road of utter humiliation.
You are not an amateur or novice
Naw! you're the softest.
Proven by your use of spell check so early in the game.
I would call you a beginner but that shit shows you are a lame.
now step the fuck back before I begin to slaughter and maim.

 

[Studio718]

hey retard, it's still Mac Gyver, and not Mc Gyver.

So you're back fag, I'll walk the lions den with glad bags../..
start the carnage , pick up and discard the garbage../..
your hart can not harness, enough courage to do battle with me../..
see I'm an emcee, you're just an mc...g-y-v-e-r../..
some body drive him to the ER, for trying me../..
roman numerals in his hands, hooked up to the IV../..
damn this fuck's wack, talking tuff../..
if I was you I'd hush that../..
SOL is tired of the dirt you let off, more than mud flaps../..
this dude is a joke, last time he dropped gems../..
is when the rhinestone necklace he got from his jeweler broke../..
you're losing your votes, fag just concede../..
you're like family guy and impotency, 'cant cum pete'../..

 

[mcguyver]

hey retard, it's still Mac Gyver, and not Mc Gyver.

So you're back fag, I'll walk the lions den with glad bags../..
start the carnage , pick up and discard the garbage../..
your hart can not harness, enough courage to do battle with me../..
see I'm an emcee, you're just an mc...g-y-v-e-r../..
some body drive him to the ER, for trying me../..
roman numerals in his hands, hooked up to the IV../..
damn this fuck's wack, talking tuff../..
if I was you I'd hush that../..
SOL is tired of the dirt you let off, more than mud flaps../..
this dude is a joke, last time he dropped gems../..
is when the rhinestone necklace he got from his jeweler broke../..
you're losing your votes, fag just concede../..
you're like family guy and impotency, 'cant cum pete'../..

For heavens sake
Your bitch ass call yourself great
Give me a fucking break
Here's what I'm gonna do
Give u a fucking clue
Before I render you extinct click the fucking link http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mcguyver
M
C
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V
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Spell check yourself you fucking retard
Hart is spelled with an "E"
Brainless, Your head is empty and your HEART filled with envy.
LS i asked for an emcee and this lame bitch you sent me.
exposing the bitch in u, Screaming "he's talking tuff"
Whats next, "Oh! he is playing too rough?"
You landing limp-wrist slaps, I'm firing uppercuts.
You follow the same game
Of every emcee in here thats lame
spell checks and associating my name with tv fame.
I'm gonna send you back to that colorful myspace page from where you came.
Faggot ass should be named studio66.
Cause everyone knows back of the club is where you suck dicks.

 

[Studio718]

so you use spell check in offline free styles sessions too?../..
I was referring to the TV show, not some dictionary definition fool../..
this bitch is through, you bit and chewed../..
a piece that's too big to swallow, didn't you?../..
I not even half way through, finishing 'U"../..
just take the ' L '../.. ( get it, half way U, L )
I got custody of satan's infant army, i'm raising hell../..
take notes SOL, this is where you heard it first../..
this dude is a waitress, dressed in a purple skirt../..
with a sign on his ass that reads ' here is where my gerbil works../..

 

[mcguyver]

so you use spell check in offline free styles sessions too?../..
I was referring to the TV show, not some dictionary definition fool../..
this bitch is through, you bit and chewed../..
a piece that's too big to swallow, didn't you?../..
I not even half way through, finishing 'U"../..
just take the ' L '../.. ( get it, half way U, L )
I got custody of satan's infant army, i'm raising hell../..
take notes SOL, this is where you heard it first../..
this dude is a waitress, dressed in a purple skirt../..
with a sign on his ass that reads ' here is where my gerbil works../..

YAWN
bitch who cares what you mean
Its obvious you rolled in here on a pipe dream.
Calling out me and Andey, 2 dudes, hoping for a double team?
Trying to re-enact you favorite gay porn scene.
You got played
I hear you yelling may-day may-day
Trying to justify the bullshit that you say.
Bitch, back track you were the one yelling spell check.
Referencing my name to the tv show was a slow move.
Its obvious research is above you
but lame motherfuckers do what lame motherfuckers do
But I understand you hoping I'll help you be a man
So For you I worked out a 7 step plan
First stop screaming you hot cause everyone can see faggot you flaming.
step away from the computer and pull up your pants.
back to the computer get off the gay sites hoping for romance.
Delete all the tranny pics chicks with dicks
And women with over sized clits.
Unsubscribe to SOl's dick thread
Now take your gay ass to bed.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

it's later, im tired, but here goes something real quick.

so I walk in here, looking for a fight../..
and all I got is queers, who couldn't write../..
a paragraph worth of battle text../..
these dicks are full of bullshit, like gay cattle sex../..
mcgyver, he's dumb in every kind of way../..
just like his name, In school, he never got an A../..( mac gyver, not mcgyver )
andtheyhollawho stop please, bitch../..
rhymes are like 7 days old feces, weak shit../..
it's me kids, I ain't no amateur, novice../..
my knowledge will damage and tarnish../..
all of the garbage real quick in a flash../..
I'm the slave master who gets a kick out of beating mules.../..
I'll whip any ass../..

Mac I'll be back...

Well, well a new nigga try to show his ignorance...
What's up with all these periods...
Are they supposed to accentuate your sentences...
I see that you REALLY can't spell
Mac called you out, My name read ANDEYHOLLAWHO plain as hell
Get it right or I'm pulling that nail
out for your coffin
I don't do this often
But nigga I'll leave you coughin'
Up blood
You are the rhyming definition of a scrub
With them weak ass metaphors, It pains me to read the above
How dare you put my name in the midst
Of all that bullshit
Nigga called me a bitch
When I bet he walk with a switch
Keep fucking with me and I'm gonna give you a twitch
You can't get no pussy? I can consult you like Will Smith in Hitch
This ain't the way to go about, here's some advice real quick
Me and Mac got dicks
You should try talking to chicks
I can smell the fag
Wreak from your paragraph
But you can talk to Mac about that, I'm not interested in giving up no parts of my ass

 

[Studio718]

YAWN
bitch who cares what you mean
Its obvious you rolled in here on a pipe dream.
Calling out me and Andey, 2 dudes, were hoping for a double team?
Trying to re-enact you favorite gay porn scene.
You got played
I hear you yelling may-day may-day
Trying to justify the bullshit that you say.
Bitch, back track you were the one yelling spell check.
Referencing my name to the tv show was a slow move.
Its obvious research is above you
but lame motherfuckers do what lame motherfuckers do
But I understand you hoping I'll help you be a man
So For you I worked out a 7 step plan
First stop screaming you hot cause everyone can see faggot you flaming.
step away from the computer and pull up your pants.
back to the computer get off the gay sites hoping for romance.
Delete all the tranny pics chicks with dicks
And women with over sized clits.
Unsubscribe to SOl's dick thread
Now take your gay ass to bed.

you seem to know alot about SOL gay threads../..
tranny pics, chicks with dicks, huh K-Fed?../..

lol, ok lets go...

you dont KNOW ME HERB, I kill FOES WITH WORDS../..
FLOW SUPERB, mic kill , I murder in BATTLE SESSIONS../..
LAD THIS IS A LESSON, here's your HALL PASS../..
go for a walk and justify getting OUT CLASSED../..
Gems, I DROP WITH EASE, lyrical SAUKRAUTEES../..
MORBID SCRIPTURES, painting HORRID PICTURES../..
tie you WITH TWO CORDS, To TWO ACCORDS../..
accelerate FORWARD and rip you APART TO PIECES../..
DEPART TO JESUS, as your remains turns into PARTICLES OF FECES../..
your ARTICLES ARE WEAK KID../..
which is PART OF THE REASON, you're RECEIVING THIS BEATING../..
HEATHEN YOU'RE REACHING, trying to BATTLE WITH THOR../..
AMATEUR SPORT, I'll do DAMAGE AND MORE than the DAMAGE BEFORE../..
I arrived to administer it THIS TIME AROUND, MCGUY's A CLOWN../..
so CALM IT DOWN, or BATTLE MY DEMONS../..
heard you're like the bermuda triangle, SWALLOWING 'SEA-MEN'../..

 

[mcguyver]

you seem to know alot about SOL gay threads../..
tranny pics, chicks with dicks, huh K-Fed?../..

lol, ok lets go...

you dont KNOW ME HERB, I kill FOES WITH WORDS../..
FLOW SUPERB, mic kill , I murder in BATTLE SESSIONS../..
LAD THIS IS A LESSON, here's your HALL PASS../..
go for a walk and justify getting OUT CLASSED../..
Gems, I DROP WITH EASE, lyrical SAUKRAUTEES../..
MORBID SCRIPTURES, painting HORRID PICTURES../..
tie you WITH TWO CORDS, To TWO ACCORDS../..
accelerate FORWARD and rip you APART TO PIECES../..
DEPART TO JESUS, as your remains turns into PARTICLES OF FECES../..
your ARTICLES ARE WEAK KID../..
which is PART OF THE REASON, you're RECEIVING THIS BEATING../..
HEATHEN YOU'RE REACHING, trying to BATTLE WITH THOR../..
AMATEUR SPORT, I'll do DAMAGE AND MORE than the DAMAGE BEFORE../..
I arrived to administer it THIS TIME AROUND, MCGUY's A CLOWN../..
so CALM IT DOWN, or BATTLE MY DEMONS../..
heard you're like the bermuda triangle, SWALLOWING 'SEA-MEN'../..

Not good enough
for you here on out things are gonna get rough
cause you see You battle in sessions
I fire in rapid succession
Putting you in a lyrical detention
Your mind in affliction
Lacking the lyrical nutrition
Starving for words, a dictionary you seizing.
But you should've also grabbed a thesaurus.
cause you are still looking like forrest.
Switching styles to make yourself look more intelligent
Who or what you know I render irrelevant
Your words are of the utmost adsurdity
Blabbering wanna be emcees is nothing new to me.
Its plain to see, you are the epitome of desperation.
A lame with a special education.
Riding the short bus with a big mouth.
No one knows what the fuck you are talking about
3 rhymes and you already on a lyrical drought.
Stop screaming sol, cause everyone sees your rhymes lack substance
But there is an abundance of ignorance.
Every rhyme screams You failed.
You're a boat in the ocean no motor or sail.
Your rhymes are as accurate as Dan quayle.
"Satan's infant army you raising?"
Bitch you have no clue what you are facing
Your whole life I'm erasing
Cap you and picking up all the shell casings
For certain your ass should've stayed lurking
You I'm murking
Everyone on your family tree I'm choking
But first the women I'm stroking.

 

[Studio718]

Mac I'll be back...

Well, well a new nigga try to show his ignorance...
What's up with all these periods...
Are they supposed to accentuate your sentences...
I see that you REALLY can't spell
Mac called you out, My name read ANDEYHOLLAWHO plain as hell
Get it right or I'm pulling that nail
out for your coffin
I don't do this often
But nigga I'll leave you coughin'
Up blood
You are the rhyming definition of a scrub
With them weak ass metaphors, It pains me to read the above
How dare you put my name in the midst
Of all that bullshit
Nigga called me a bitch
When I bet he walk with a switch
Keep fucking with me and I'm gonna give you a twitch
You can't get no pussy? I can consult you like Will Smith in Hitch
This ain't the way to go about, here's some advice real quick
Me and Mac got dicks
You should try talking to chicks
I can smell the fag
Wreak from your paragraph
But you can talk to Mac about that, I'm not interested in giving up no parts of my ass

What the fuck is this? POETRY CLASS?../..
rhyme on last words, yall cant FLOW WITH ME LADS../..
BLOWING RIGHT PASS, you better STEP UP YOUR GAME../..
here 'mash tomatoes', and maybe you'll KETCHUP AGAIN../..
PASSIONATE HERB, i'll BASH YOU WITH WORDS../..
get SLAMMED INTO THE EARTH, with such a force../..
your ancestor's CASKETS WILL BURST../..
YOUNGIN GOT NERVES, try and RUN WITH THE HERD../..
of ASSASSINS AND KILLERS, HALF OF HIS TEXT IS JUST FILLER../..
I BET I'M THE REALEST, YOU'VE EVER FACED../..
have you crawling to the ER WITH SEVERED WAIST../..
HEAVEN WILL ERASE all the MEMORY AND PAIN , I'VE CAUSED../..
PRAY TO GOD, angles will cover your FACE WITH GAUZE../..

 

[mcguyver]

What the fuck is this? POETRY CLASS?../..
rhyme on last words, yall cant FLOW WITH ME LADS../..
BLOWING RIGHT PASS, you better STEP UP YOUR GAME../..
here 'mash tomatoes', and maybe you'll KETCHUP AGAIN../..
PASSIONATE HERB, i'll BASH YOU WITH WORDS../..
get SLAMMED INTO THE EARTH, with such a force../..
your ancestor's CASKETS WILL BURST../..
YOUNGIN GOT NERVES, try and RUN WITH THE HERD../..
of ASSASSINS AND KILLERS, HALF OF HIS TEXT IS JUST FILLER../..
I BET I'M THE REALEST, YOU'VE EVER FACED../..
have you crawling to the ER WITH SEVERED WAIST../..
HEAVEN WILL ERASE all the MEMORY AND PAIN , I'VE CAUSED../..
PRAY TO GOD, angles will cover your FACE WITH GAUZE../..

WTF! are you doing
Is it lurk mode you are pursuing.
You are far from gifted
Mentally intelligence shifted
Retarded is too intelligent for you too be rated
I battle like JET LI's WAR
skillful with the sword
Leave nothing behind but sweat and gore
A rogue warrior with infinite power
Sent to terminate
Bitch simp wannabe emcees with the gay trait
On my list studio718
Partaking in his gay shit
I dropped him with a sissor kick
One kick to the head
Faggot bitch is dead now I cut off his head.
Fuck a crate i tossed him in a lake.
His bitch ass nonsense sealed his fate.

 

[Studio718]

Not good enough
for you here on out things are gonna get rough
cause you see You battle in sessions
I fire in rapid succession
Putting you in a lyrical detention
Your mind in affliction
Lacking the lyrical nutrition
Starving for words, a dictionary you seizing.
But you should've also grabbed a thesaurus.
cause you are still looking like forrest.
Switching styles to make yourself look more intelligent
Who or what you know I render irrelevant
Your words are of the utmost adsurdity
Blabbering wanna be emcees is nothing new to me.
Its plain to see, you are the epitome of desperation.
A lame with a special education.
Riding the short bus with a big mouth.
No one knows what the fuck you are talking about
3 rhymes and you already on a lyrical drought.
Stop screaming sol, cause everyone sees your rhymes lack substance
But there is an abundance of ignorance.
Every rhyme screams You failed.
You're a boat in the ocean no motor or sail.
Your rhymes are as accurate as Dan quayle.
"Satan's infant army you raising?"
Bitch you have no clue what you are facing
Your whole life I'm erasing
Cap you and picking up all the shell casings
For certain your ass should've stayed lurking
You I'm murking
Everyone on your family tree I'm choking
But first the women I'm stroking.

HONESTLY DWEEB, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?../..
DEMOLISHING ME? is like satan causing HEAVEN TO BURN../..
by now MY HEAD SHOULD BE PERMED../..
cause off the dome I'm making it "STRAIGHT HOT HAIR"../..

wait...wait..let me rhyme how yall rhyme

bla bla bla win
bla bla bla chin
bla bla bla kin
bla bla bla gun
bla bla bla don
bla bla bla master
bla bla bla faster

ok, BACK TO THE BEATING, this FAGGOT'S RECEIVING../..
my real skills are like vampires, you wont see them till AFTER THIS EVENING../..
because so far I'm just TYPING RANDOM WORDS../..
FIGHTING RANDOM HERBS, who are just RAMBLING WORDS../..
it's almost time for me to GO AND MAKE SOME DOUGH../..
so use this time wisely to MAKE UP FLOWS../..

...gotta run.
will return soon.

 

[mcguyver]

HONESTLY DWEEB, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?../..
DEMOLISHING ME? is like satan causing HEAVEN TO BURN../..
by now MY HEAD SHOULD BE PERMED../..
cause off the dome I'm making it "STRAIGHT HOT HAIR"../..

wait...wait..let me rhyme how yall rhyme

bla bla bla win
bla bla bla chin
bla bla bla kin
bla bla bla gun
bla bla bla don
bla bla bla master
bla bla bla faster

ok, BACK TO THE BEATING, this FAGGOT'S RECEIVING../..
my real skills are like vampires, you wont see them till AFTER THIS EVENING../..
because so far I'm just TYPING RANDOM WORDS../..
FIGHTING RANDOM HERBS, who are just RAMBLING WORDS../..
it's almost time for me to GO AND MAKE SOME DOUGH../..
so use this time wisely to MAKE UP FLOWS../..

...gotta run.
will return soon.

while they running
I'm steadily gunning
Run go get your game up
Cause you plain suck
Don't come back or i'll BUC BUC BUC
The sounds of gun shots
Promises of returning with more slop
Don't lie fag you going out to make that head bop.

 

[Studio718]

while they running
I'm steadily gunning
Run go get your game up
Cause you plain suck
Don't come back or i'll BUC BUC BUC
The sounds of gun shots
Promises of returning with more slop
Don't lie fag you gonna make that head bop.

quick one

I'm a man of evil intent, who the perplexity of thinking
has left his cerebral bent
never seen people as friends
as within my body daemons repent
and you think I'm being facetious
when I say I'll cut you to pieces
and feed you to your nieces?
I'll dig up the grave of your dead mom
dress her cadaver up and attend your kid's prom
dance to some hit songs
maybe to a tupac song, of tupac's mom
then drop her off at your front door
with semen in her skull and a sign that reads
" Thanks for the cum whore "

 

[owl]

Alrightie NOW!!!!


STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HOME, AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mcguyver]

quick one

I'm a man of evil intent, who the perplexity of thinking
has left his cerebral bent
never seen people as friends
as within my body daemons repent
and you think I'm being facetious
when I say I'll cut you to pieces
and feed you to your nieces?
I'll dig up the grave of your dead mom
dress her cadaver up and attend your kid's prom
dance to some hit songs
maybe to a tupac song, of tupac's mom
then drop her off at your front door
with semen in her skull and a sign that reads
" Thanks for the cum whore "

Come on bitch keep up this aint fake
Rhymes can't reach pass 8 lines. Do you need a break
this aint a battle
You've already been dismantled
Tangible evidence of you prevailing death sentence
lies in all you wrote
for you are but a joke
In here blowing nothing but smoke
I'll shread every rhyme you wrote.
Bitch no one told you this was gonna be harder than the dicks you choke.
Begone bitch
and return with more stupid shit
I am rich in endeavor
A faggot's head I sever
cause he swore he was better
To this family I sent this letter.

Dear studio718's grieving bitches
Grant my wishes or feel the might of my fists
Your son studio718
fuck him, his ego was over inflated
Bitch was way over rated
Give me all female family members 19 to 28
Hurry before its too late
Or the entire family tree will meet his fate
I will pluck your family tree of every limb
and replace them with my jism
On the roots I'll start pissing
Hurry for the fourth night I'll be beyond reasoning.
Best believe every generation I'm killing.

 

[mcguyver]

I thinke andeyhollawho and studio 718 should go at it.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

What the fuck is this? POETRY CLASS?../..
rhyme on last words, yall cant FLOW WITH ME LADS../..
BLOWING RIGHT PASS, you better STEP UP YOUR GAME../..
here 'mash tomatoes', and maybe you'll KETCHUP AGAIN../..
PASSIONATE HERB, i'll BASH YOU WITH WORDS../..
get SLAMMED INTO THE EARTH, with such a force../..
your ancestor's CASKETS WILL BURST../..
YOUNGIN GOT NERVES, try and RUN WITH THE HERD../..
of ASSASSINS AND KILLERS, HALF OF HIS TEXT IS JUST FILLER../..
I BET I'M THE REALEST, YOU'VE EVER FACED../..
have you crawling to the ER WITH SEVERED WAIST../..
HEAVEN WILL ERASE all the MEMORY AND PAIN , I'VE CAUSED../..
PRAY TO GOD, angles will cover your FACE WITH GAUZE../..

First of all, I don't rhyme on last words, I accentuate the lines
I would explain, but nigga I still don't have time
What the fuck is this, cooking with fags
Smashed tomatoes and passionate herbs, I'll shatter your pastry glass
You moved on from ... now you CAPITALIZE TOO
Wow...let me make my shit change colors before you do
Negro you can't flow
you should leave this shit to the pros
You probably don't get many hoes
I can tell it in your prose
You a pedo like doyatoes
Nigga LS is grown
And Femme is over 18 so you can go back home
But I think you like boy booty
Your rhymes sound fruity
And sweet
Why in the fuck are you trying to compete
I see you brought this trash out I hope you can sweep
And fuck guns and assassins meet me hand to hand in the street

 

[ladyscorpio]

You know I love all yall right..... In the only way I can

Andey you are becoming my latest fetish Mac n Owl they've had my love long time
Studio I'm enjoying ur vibe bredren.


Now yall know I don't play right...I want blood man. what kinda lions are yall n e ways.

Hey how bout I give yall a prize Izayoi for supper...hows that sound

 

[thalastdynasty]

Time for me to throw my hat in the ring
Im married to this hip hop shit
You lames are spring flings.
Lady scorpio demands it
hot rhymes dont plan it
you lames write like you rock tight draws ,green hair like captain planet
International player while you cats been local
Brazil panama hablo espanol un poco
Homie I straight fly to Japan for fun
Chillin in Shibuya district screaming watachi wa ichi ban.
and Owl you cant blaze me
I eat bird brains for breakfast it aint enough meat to phase me.
I got swagger like mick jagger
finger poking a pussy
pussy provoking me to poke sumthing
dick dagger
IZZY undastands im a menace
she know id slap the fuck out you then ask for your repentence
repeat ya sentence you betta than who?
my flows tighta than the pocketbook on a jew
so please try to come test
best from the west
known for saying hot shit to make bras fall off breasts.
Fuck it im out
ThaDynasty BITCHES

 

[thalastdynasty]

fuck it i got another short one in me

sports themed

Presidents day im like a presidential play
statue of liberty boise state all day
i hit the endzone ya d ran the otha way
All star player holla at me lata
moves elusive like that of a gale sayers
you front row center yous a popcorn playa
My skills transcend all logic an reason
you did one lap got woozy fell down weezing
me? im a man of all seasons
football basketball even a lil hockey
im known for keeping game tight like jockey
so come step on my field court or rink
youll get knocked down shut out b4 you can blink

 

[ladyscorpio]

Time for me to throw my hat in the ring
Im married to this hip hop shit
You lames are spring flings.
Lady scorpio demands it
hot rhymes dont plan it
you lames write like you rock tight draws ,green hair like captain planet
International player while you cats been local
Brazil panama hablo espanol un poco
Homie I straight fly to Japan for fun
Chillin in Shibuya district screaming watachi wa ichi ban.
and Owl you cant blaze me
I eat bird brains for breakfast it aint enough meat to phase me.
I got swagger like mick jagger
finger poking a pussy
pussy provoking me to poke sumthing
dick dagger
IZZY undastands im a menace
she know id slap the fuck out you then ask for your repentence
repeat ya sentence you betta than who?
my flows tighta than the pocketbook on a jew
so please try to come test
best from the west
known for saying hot shit to make bras fall off breasts.
Fuck it im out
ThaDynasty BITCHES

ahhhhh dynasty I love it when a LION does as requested,
Did you call OWL out? oh my Owl this brother pretty much saying he's better than you
What you gotta say about that Daniel you not gonna take that are yuh.

fuck it i got another short one in me

sports themed

Presidents day im like a presidential play
statue of liberty boise state all day
i hit the endzone ya d ran the otha way
All star player holla at me lata
moves elusive like that of a gale sayers
you front row center yous a popcorn playa
My skills transcend all logic an reason
you did one lap got woozy fell down weezing
me? im a man of all seasons
football basketball even a lil hockey
im known for keeping game tight like jockey
so come step on my field court or rink
youll get knocked down shut out b4 you can blink

ahhhh Fresh meat Izzy, the only kind this vegetarian enjoys


The more blood spilled the better

 

[shanebp1978]

SOL's Dexter's back
hold the cream, it's the coffee black
9 millimeter auto rap
You speak on me, I'll target back
with a harder tap
MCees, here's the question, Ninja where you at!?

The Quantum just got split
From the Event Horizon shit,Shane Emit
throwing a fit
The one man revolution with an AK and two clips
Hear your soul rip as I trip
stop your lip
It's the Kingship
The return to the Threads the deity Horus
Cherub sing my opening chorus
Black woman, black man know Shane is all for us
For my people I toss continents into orbits
To HAILE SELASSIE
I gave my arm and an my eye
For the strength to defeat Mcees who try
This talent you can't buy
I've been the best at this, no lie
Descendant of David
I see through the mystics who tried to play it
But never paid it
From the kemitic writtings I made it
90% of the time I stay faded

So now it's Shane in the new thread
looking for some bruise cred
decorate my belt
My word
make it felt
Form Voltron upon self
Arm Leg
Leg Arm Head
I use Psalms leave dem dead
Leave dem Batty Boys bleed
Blood is the tool
Pain is the school
SOL is the kingdom over which I rule
I'll rip throats and ya'll think it's cruel
But I'm doing ya'lls a favor
Checking your weak ass behavior
Your beating hearts from chest taste I savor
With Gillette smoothness I razor
I'm a land mine to your walk
I have no kind mind to your talk
Mcees in this thread I will stalk

 

[owl]

Time for me to throw my hat in the ring
Im married to this hip hop shit
You lames are spring flings.
Lady scorpio demands it
hot rhymes dont plan it
you lames write like you rock tight draws ,green hair like captain planet
International player while you cats been local
Brazil panama hablo espanol un poco
Homie I straight fly to Japan for fun
Chillin in Shibuya district screaming watachi wa ichi ban.
and Owl you cant blaze me
I eat bird brains for breakfast it aint enough meat to phase me.
I got swagger like mick jagger
finger poking a pussy
pussy provoking me to poke sumthing
dick dagger
IZZY undastands im a menace
she know id slap the fuck out you then ask for your repentence
repeat ya sentence you betta than who?
my flows tighta than the pocketbook on a jew
so please try to come test
best from the west
known for saying hot shit to make bras fall off breasts.
Fuck it im out
ThaDynasty BITCHES

Polish ya black strap better,
Get cha back stroke wetter,
You fucking with the blessed, bruh,
Best in the west, huh?
I'm the kid who had to drop out,
cause he couldn't comprehend "let up",
Watch ya hoes, moe,
I'll get'cha soul set up,
Got a lot of style, don't cha?
Get cha' miles up, won't cha?
been around the world and yet ya mind's still sea floor
This the little shop horrors,
You ain't hear singing to Scorp,
"FEED ME SEYMOUR!!"
See, moor, I'm in the land like Siddhartha
ommmmmm,..with heart of Tariq upon Gilbraltor
Falter, only if my body's on an altar
You call it hip-hop
I call it tick-tock
Cause I can read the times by the beat drops
and read ya mind's age by the bullshit you drop...
"...Next time you hear grown folks talking..."
Be the fuck quiet
Before I burn another thread down like the Watts Riots...

 

[ladyscorpio]

SOL's Dexter's back
hold the cream, it's the coffee black
9 millimeter auto rap
You speak on me, I'll target back
with a harder tap
MCees, here's the question, Ninja where you at!?

The Quantum just got split
From the Event Horizon shit,Shane Emit
throwing a fit
The one man revolution with an AK and two clips
Hear your soul rip as I trip
stop your lip
It's the Kingship
The return to the Threads the deity Horus
Cherub sing my opening chorus
Black woman, black man know Shane is all for us
For my people I toss continents into orbits
To HAILE SELASSIE
I gave my arm and an my eye
For the strength to defeat Mcees who try
This talent you can't buy
I've been the best at this, no lie
Descendant of David
I see through the mystics who tried to play it
But never paid it
From the kemitic writtings I made it
90% of the time I stay faded

So now it's Shane in the new thread
looking for some bruise cred
decorate my belt
My word
make it felt
Form Voltron upon self
Arm Leg
Leg Arm Head
I use Psalms leave dem dead
Leave dem Batty Boys bleed
Blood is the tool
Pain is the school
SOL is the kingdom over which I rule
I'll rip throats and ya'll think it's cruel
But I'm doing ya'lls a favor
Checking your weak ass behavior
Your beating hearts from chest taste I savor
With Gillette smoothness I razor
I'm a land mine to your walk
I have no kind mind to your talk
Mcees in this thread I will stalk

ahhhhh yes I gots me some love for Dexter
Hurricane Shane is back. Where the Lions at now

Polish ya black strap better,
Get cha back stroke wetter,
You fucking with the blessed, bruh,
Best in the west, huh?
I'm the kid who had to drop out,
cause he couldn't comprehend "let up",
Watch ya hoes, moe,
I'll get'cha soul set up,
Got a lot of style, don't cha?
Get cha' miles up, won't cha?
been around the world and yet ya mind's still sea floor
This the little shop horrors,
You ain't hear singing to Scorp,
"FEED ME SEYMOUR!!"
See, moor, I'm in the land like Siddhartha
ommmmmm,..with heart of Tariq upon Gilbraltor
Falter, only if my body's on an altar
You call it hip-hop
I call it tick-tock
Cause I can read the times by the beat drops
and read ya mind's age by the bullshit you drop...
"...Next time you hear grown folks talking..."
Be the fuck quiet
Before I burn another thread down like the Watts Riots...

Yeah I knew you weren't gonna take that lying down Owl....show him who rules this den

 

[thalastdynasty]

Polish ya black strap better,
Get cha back stroke wetter,
You fucking with the blessed, bruh,
Best in the west, huh?
I'm the kid who had to drop out,
cause he couldn't comprehend "let up",
Watch ya hoes, moe,
I'll get'cha soul set up,
Got a lot of style, don't cha?
Get cha' miles up, won't cha?
been around the world and yet ya mind's still sea floor
This the little shop horrors,
You ain't hear singing to Scorp,
"FEED ME SEYMOUR!!"
See, moor, I'm in the land like Siddhartha
ommmmmm,..with heart of Tariq upon Gilbraltor
Falter, only if my body's on an altar
You call it hip-hop
I call it tick-tock
Cause I can read the times by the beat drops
and read ya mind's age by the bullshit you drop...
"...Next time you hear grown folks talking..."
Be the fuck quiet
Before I burn another thread down like the Watts Riots...

props but yet and still

Be the fuck quiet?
Can't swallow that aint in my diet
dont get it fucked up just cause scorp I mention
Only giving props to host son please pay attention
Man dont make me kick in the door and take the throne
if you was tariq on that rock?
Id make you take them boats back home!
leave it alone call off all assaults
ya flows outdated like peruvian waltz
my mind is sea floor? more like deep abyss
my flows sever ya manhood leaving you pissed
matter of fact sea floor?
buddy im C4
blowing doors off ya reality
winner by Knockout there'll be no technicality
your flows rank like defecation from taurus
while my soul remains as the rebirth of horus
I came on the years longest day
flows guaranteed hot like the suns ray.
So yea my body may not be old and decrepit
but in my mind youll find evidence ecclectic
of a well respected soul thats connected
very concerned with keeping respect kid
one last request b4 im recognized as best
please stop acting pussy like faggots post op
now take ya owl ass back to the branch with them tootsie pops

 

[owl]

Bravo, Bravo
Lil cricket, got some balls on em
30 round salvo
with my three sixty palms on him
leaving synaptic lesion mine zones
when the mind of Menses' revolves son,
Call me Professor X how my mind roams
Red, Black and Green with a Key on,
"Old", watch ya manners, yellow belt...
Salute the grand vizier of death blows dealt,
I speak the apocalpse,
watch the golden boughs drop from my lips,
flip ya bullshit tactics like a Sun Tzu melody
Have you rememberin me in ya dreams
Like Elm was the street and my nickname was Freddy,
(Stay away from the door, Nancy)
I script war like Tom Clancy
you're a clit gone numb
meaning you can't spit, flow or come
go buy ya'self a gun,
and do ya daddy's name a favor, dun...

 

[Izayoi]

Hey how bout I give yall a prize Izayoi for supper...hows that sound

Ooooo weee!

Studio jumped in brave as everything!
Thelastdynasty I am loving you sir!!!!
Now keep in mind that Owl is my very own Daniel he loves to slay lions.

I'm loving the fresh meat smell Lady S---that's real meat not tofu lovely vegetarian

 

[Studio718]

2 birds, 1 stone...

I read both yall verses and honestly, THAT SHIT'S WACK../..
super sized your # 1 order is the only way you'll GET REAL BIG MAC../..
no DISRESPECT, andey but your crap HURTS MY EYES../..
writting rhymes on bathroom walls is the only way you'll ever be 'VERSE A TILE'../..

switch

Studio's a warlord, ruthless ruler of barren waste lands../..
spear in his waste band, enemies fearing his raised hand../..
mac and andey,s army of ten thousand marches forward../..
my archers close in, clad in camouflaged clothing../..
that make them blend in with boulders, rocks and shrubs../..
lower my hand and most of their men get knocked right off../..
their horses by the force from deadly spears and arrows../..
fearless Pharaoh, I've build pyramids and wrote hieroglyphs on Egypt's walls../..
predicting that thousand of years later I'll battle again and defeat y'all../...

switch

mi neva a go mek no intanet emcee diss me.../..
mac a gwan like jah rule, mi ah fifty../...
real bad man, nah mek gyal sit pon him face../..
lawyer ready fi fight mi case.../...
afta mi pull a trigga pon ah pussy who a run up pon mi yard../..
two ina him bloodlcad head../..
him dead, momma dont cry../..
dont ask why, dem want yuh son fi die../..
just look to di sky, raise yuh head up high../..
and give praise to selassie../..
dem fassi, try fi tek mi away yuh son../..
but mi a wear mi gun all time../..
come on scorp gyal wine, wine pun it../..
tek weh yuh self den grind pun it../..
do di boosy & let mi touch di pussy../..

*dancing time*
jiggle it!, jiggle it!
jiggle it!, jiggle it!
jiggle it!, jiggle it!
jiggle Gyal!
* dances with scorp*







* does reggae dance *

 

[Andeyhollawho]

2 birds, 1 stone...

I read both yall verses and honestly, THAT SHIT'S WACK../..
super sized your # 1 order is the only way you'll GET BIG MAC../..
no DISRESPECT, andey but your crap HURTS MY EYES../..
writting rhymes on bathroom walls is the only way you'll ever be 'VERSE A TILE'../..

switch

Studio's a warlord, ruthless ruler of barren waste lands../..
spear in his waste band, enemies fearing his raised hand../..
mac and andey,s army of ten thousand marches forward../..
my archers close in, clad in camouflaged clothing../..
that make them blend in with boulders, rocks and shrubs../..
lower my hand and most of their men get knocked right off../..
their horses by the force from deadly spears and arrows../..
fearless Pharaoh, I've build pyramids and wrote hieroglyphs on Egypt's walls../..
predicting that thousand of years later I'll battle again and defeat y'all../...

quick and straight to the point...no need to write 200 bars of filler.

Verse A Tile? Verse A Tile? VERSE A TILE!

I didn't know you had to supersize the #1, It was a Big Mac
Before that
You'se a verse a tile nigga, you was bred to wack
Take that shit back to history class
With your literary ass
Take that essay you just wrote in and maybe you can pass
You want a Lion Killer call me King Japhi Joffer
I Come To America with my prized bitch, rocking it like a fur
"Is that velvet?" Nah negro, something you've never seen before
I rock rhymes, pussy and liquor stores
I do it hardcore
I can't even give you breath no more
You seem sore
I write this of the top of my dome, I bet that took you an hour or more
I don't take shorts and tell Lady S I don't give none either
I'll never give you the main feature
This here is just a teaser
One of these days ya'll gon' make me serious, then it's Ether