This thread is absolute classic. I haven't had a belly laugh like this in years. My frickin' sides are hurtin'.
For the science heads: Water needs electrolytes to conduct electricity. Pure water is a very poor conductor of electricity. As long as these MFs are lounging in distilled water they would be safe, but if there are any impurities in the water their asses would be fried. That's assuming the shit is plugged in. Just so you know.