Aight I'm sharing...
I had a dream last night that I was about to get a package from UPS. I saw the UPS man pulling into my driveway, but I was in my draws downstairs. I told my girl to stay downstairs and I ran up stairs and got some shorts and a t-shirt.
Came back down and the delivery man was sitting on the couch with my girl. Innocent enough cause it looked like she was filling out paperwork for the package. The thing is she laughing and joking with dude and then she leans over and gives dude a kiss on the cheek. I come down like hey hey what the fuck right. I see them laughing so I figure she did it to make me jealous.
Dude look up at me and proceeds to tounge kiss my girl while I'm standing there!I immediately upper-cut ol' boy something vicious and proceed to beating the shit out of him!
Then I woke up...
What ya'll think?
SUB-CONSCIOUS INSECURITY

