1 On 40th wedding anniversary husbands looks at wifes pu**y wept and said " 40 year ago I felt like eating this thing ,now it looks like it wants to eat me
2 30 years ago a bunch of white man chasing a black man was called the ku klux klan ,2day they call it formular 1
85 year old couple makes luv and hubby sucks wifes breats but collapses and dies,!post morterm results ,died of expired milk ,best b4 55 years...
95 year old manis told to give a sperm sample but returns with an empty jar ,nurse askes why no sample , he says "sorry but I tried with my right hand , then left.Then my wife tried with both her hands ,then with her mouth ,first with her teeth in then without. then we got Ethel from next door to try but it was no good ,we just couldnt get the flippin lid off the jar...
A man elbows a ladys breast at a hotel desk,"sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your breast youl 4give me", she smile and says"if your elbow is as hard as your di*k im in room 8"
A town planner was once asked ,whats wrongly placed on a womans body and he answered "the sewage system is too close to the intertainment area"
2 30 years ago a bunch of white man chasing a black man was called the ku klux klan ,2day they call it formular 1
85 year old couple makes luv and hubby sucks wifes breats but collapses and dies,!post morterm results ,died of expired milk ,best b4 55 years...
95 year old manis told to give a sperm sample but returns with an empty jar ,nurse askes why no sample , he says "sorry but I tried with my right hand , then left.Then my wife tried with both her hands ,then with her mouth ,first with her teeth in then without. then we got Ethel from next door to try but it was no good ,we just couldnt get the flippin lid off the jar...
A man elbows a ladys breast at a hotel desk,"sorry, but if your heart is as soft as your breast youl 4give me", she smile and says"if your elbow is as hard as your di*k im in room 8"
A town planner was once asked ,whats wrongly placed on a womans body and he answered "the sewage system is too close to the intertainment area"
