The WAR on CHRISTMAS

Yahweh

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Secular forces within Western society have long waged a war against the Christmas holiday. After century upon century of tradition, the long established Christmas holiday began to morph into "the winter holiday" through the power of wicked, hateful forces. Sinful actors on this board promptly seized the opportunity to attack the year's most sacred day based on this simple color scheme shift. It does not go far enough.

Sinterklaas is based on sin. This false messiah of empty promises is known as Santa Clause in your society. Those who hate true religion would love for you to embrace this fraud, this charlatan, and abandon the true messiah who brought the truest and greatest gift of all.

Frosty the Snowman is a trick designed to lead you to the fires of Hell. BGOL is falling into this trap. Men were made from dust, not snow.

Shun Sinterklaas and the secular forces which would steal from you the most holy of days. Tell HNIC you want a banner which proudly reads "Merry Christmas" atop this board and which displays the proper figures explaining the meaning behind this special time of the year. The days of watered down "holiday seasons" with fictional figures falsely replacing humanity's greatest heroes must soon end.
 
...i wonder though, people do say there is a war on Chrismas, but isnt it just an inclusion of other cultures. a way of not disciminating other religions? isnt it a good thing?
 
Has thou loseth thou MIND!

I almost agreed with thou, thus bringing a breif halt to our war, but thou art out of thy mindeth because thou art talking about thyself in the thrid person, yet thou art not who thou claimest to be-eth so thou art really talking about the entity that should strike thou where thou standeth in such a foul manner that thou hath caused me to put too many thus and thou and art into this description to even know what the fuck thyself were speaking of at the front. :hmm:

Thou art indeed a heathen Yahweh and thou shalt burn in the fiery hell you try to condemn us to. :angry:
 
You telling us you want a fucking nativity scene on the banner of a porn board?
GTFOH!!!!! :roflmao:

This is my chosen board. HNIC has already acknowledged the holiday, he now needs to do so properly.
 
Joyful and Religious

Gradually, Christmas celebrations began to adopt the joyful, often boisterous, holiday traditions of pagan cultures. The story of the nativity was told through music, art, and dance.

Some Medieval Christians objected, however, maintaining that Christmas should be a somber religious day, not a secular festival. After the Reformation, certain Protestant groups opposed Christmas celebrations. Oliver Cromwell banned them in England. King Charles II restored Christmas when he ascended the throne.

In the American colonies, Puritans, Baptists, Quakers, and Presbyterians opposed the festivities, while Catholics, Anglicans (Episcopalians), Dutch Reformed, and Lutherans approved.

Christmas celebrations became more common in America during the mid-1800s. The introduction of Christmas services in Sunday schools reduced religious opposition, while the Charles Dickens novel A Christmas Carol popularized the holiday as a family event.

No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ’s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th?

The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast.

In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Christ. The Romans called their winter holiday Saturnalia, honoring Saturn, the God of Agriculture. In January, they observed the Kalends of January, which represented the triumph of life over death. This whole season was called Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, the Birthday of the Unconquered Sun. The festival season was marked by much merrymaking. It is in ancient Rome that the tradition of the Mummers was born. The Mummers were groups of costumed singers and dancers who traveled from house to house entertaining their neighbors. From this, the Christmas tradition of caroling was born.

In northern Europe, many other traditions that we now consider part of Christian worship were begun long before the participants had ever heard of Christ. The pagans of northern Europe celebrated the their own winter solstice, known as Yule. Yule was symbolic of the pagan Sun God, Mithras, being born, and was observed on the shortest day of the year. As the Sun God grew and matured, the days became longer and warmer. It was customary to light a candle to encourage Mithras, and the sun, to reappear next year.

Huge Yule logs were burned in honor of the sun. The word Yule itself means “wheel,” the wheel being a pagan symbol for the sun. Mistletoe was considered a sacred plant, and the custom of kissing under the mistletoe began as a fertility ritual. Hollyberries were thought to be a food of the gods.

The tree is the one symbol that unites almost all the northern European winter solstices. Live evergreen trees were often brought into homes during the harsh winters as a reminder to inhabitants that soon their crops would grow again. Evergreen boughs were sometimes carried as totems of good luck and were often present at weddings, representing fertility. The Druids used the tree as a religious symbol, holding their sacred ceremonies while surrounding and worshipping huge trees.

In 350, Pope Julius I declared that Christ’s birth would be celebrated on December 25. There is little doubt that he was trying to make it as painless as possible for pagan Romans (who remained a majority at that time) to convert to Christianity. The new religion went down a bit easier, knowing that their feasts would not be taken away from them.

Christmas (Christ-Mass) as we know it today, most historians agree, began in Germany, though Catholics and Lutherans still disagree about which church celebrated it first. The earliest record of an evergreen being decorated in a Christian celebration was in 1521 in the Alsace region of Germany. A prominent Lutheran minister of the day cried blasphemy: “Better that they should look to the true tree of life, Christ.”

The controversy continues even today in some fundamentalist sects.
 
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Art thou...damn my bad! :lol:

How are you cooking them? Sautee? I've heard of frying them, but I never got the concept of that. How do you fry mushrooms?

I know mushrooms that may fry you. :yes:

I like those kind of mushrooms too :dance:

These I am making confit. They are salted first to release excess water than tossed with thyme rosemary black pepper and garlic, covered in oil and slow roasted for 2 hours in a 200 degree oven then drained. They are SOOOOO GOOD!!!
 
I like those kind of mushrooms too :dance:

These I am making confit. They are salted first to release excess water than tossed with thyme rosemary black pepper and garlic, covered in oil and slow roasted for 2 hours in a 200 degree oven then drained. They are SOOOOO GOOD!!!

I'm gonna have to try that out. I like to cook sometimes. I like to surprise my lady with a good cooked meal of something we don't usually eat sometimes. Although it may take me five days to read all the directions and buy all the ingredients and clean up the mess I make cooking it...It's the thought that counts. :lol:
 
I'm gonna have to try that out. I like to cook sometimes. I like to surprise my lady with a good cooked meal of something we don't usually eat sometimes. Although it may take me five days to read all the directions and buy all the ingredients and clean up the mess I make cooking it...It's the thought that counts. :lol:
a man thats not afraid to cook and actually can do it is always a good thing :yes:
 
Dietary Regulations

On the subject of diet, many have made the tragic mistake of including a ham in their Christmas festivities. "Christmas ham" is an oxymoron and an abomination. Do not disgrace your homes in this manner.
 
I'm gonna have to try that out. I like to cook sometimes. I like to surprise my lady with a good cooked meal of something we don't usually eat sometimes. Although it may take me five days to read all the directions and buy all the ingredients and clean up the mess I make cooking it...It's the thought that counts. :lol:

so make those mushrooms, drain them well, save the oil and serve them over some nice fresh pasta tossed with a bit of the oil, the shredded parmigano reggiano, little more black pepper and some chives. a nice bottle of red wine, 2 candles and you good to go.
 
so make those mushrooms, drain them well, save the oil and serve them over some nice fresh pasta tossed with a bit of the oil, the shredded parmigano reggiano, little more black pepper and some chives. a nice bottle of red wine, 2 candles and you good to go.

Woooooooooo...

I'm getting me some tonight!!!!

Headed to the grocery store right now!!!
 
im allergic.


but i tell you, my 5 cheese macaroni would cause the murder rate to increase.....niggas gon be killing tryna get sum
:smh:

You gleefully jump in, still hurt from the Lord's ocking of you, hoping to ruin this thread.

Continue. Pure spirits will receive the necessary wisdom from the first post.
 
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can somebody tell me what impostergod is saying????? because with this thing they call ignore, i don't seem to see his words.....:roflmao:

and i wonder why nobody is responding to him IN HIS OWN THREAD....hmm....
 
can somebody tell me what impostergod is saying????? because with this thing they call ignore, i don't seem to see his words.....:roflmao:

and i wonder why nobody is responding to him IN HIS OWN THREAD....hmm....

so chef what you got for vegetarians?
 
im allergic.


but i tell you, my 5 cheese macaroni would cause the murder rate to increase.....niggas gon be killing tryna get sum

Cuz I got four words for you...honey apple chicken breast! :hmm:

What son what! :lol:

Nah you get some chicken breast and you soak them in apple juice. Get you some honey mustard and some bread crumbs right. Put the left over apple juice, crumbs and the honey mustard all in a bowl with some parmesian cheese, pepper and parsley. Coat the chicken in that solution and put it on some wax paper. Heat up the oven, lay down the butter pop it in. Throw it down with some mashed potatoes or whatever and you in there cuz!

You don't want it with the kid cuz. Don't invite your girl to a couple s dinner at my house cuz. You want have a pleasant trip home! :lol:
 
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