Baboons Wildin' Out in South Africa!

I wouldn't want them shitting all up in my yard. Then they have the nerve to get all up in someone's ride. It's funny as long as it's not happening to me. I would be scared to leave the house if I saw some of them in my front yard.
 
I think I heard of this before. It's just like moutain lions in Diego. The closer we all get to each other, shit ain't all good.

That shit was funny though when they jumped in the car.
 
i would slap one up with a baseball bat with spikes in it. then i would get bleach and spray it on them fucks. after that i would shoot them with darts filled with a disease and watch them die off quikly. i would make sure the side effects were vomit, shaking, seizures, hair loss, misscarraige and off course teeth fallaing out(aka gum disease).
 
I'm going to south Africa next week. Man.. I saw hella videos of Babboons straight jacking people. stealing purses... one even ran up in a car and stole a fucking newborn baby..i'm dead serious..and ran off with the mofo..
 
I'm going to south Africa next week. Man.. I saw hella videos of Babboons straight jacking people. stealing purses... one even ran up in a car and stole a fucking newborn baby..i'm dead serious..and ran off with the mofo..

Don't Believe That Bullshit.
 
Dont let O'Reilly see that.



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Don't Believe That Bullshit.

yo.. I saw the actual live footage of it man. There was a national geographic special about that shit and some of the videos have made it to youtube. It's because people have been feeding the baboons and they get really aggressive in their attempts to get food..stealing bags, etc..real aggressively.. do a youtube search. I saw the actual mother who had her baby stolen on the interview..
 
I'm going to south Africa next week. Man.. I saw hella videos of Babboons straight jacking people. stealing purses... one even ran up in a car and stole a fucking newborn baby..i'm dead serious..and ran off with the mofo..

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yo.. I saw the actual live footage of it man. There was a national geographic special about that shit and some of the videos have made it to youtube. It's because people have been feeding the baboons and they get really aggressive in their attempts to get food..stealing bags, etc..real aggressively.. do a youtube search. I saw the actual mother who had her baby stolen on the interview..

Oh I Didn't See It When I Was Out In South Africa, I Only Saw Baboons At The Zoo.
 
look at these

Baboon attack. I kind find the one with them stealing all the food..they were straight jacking people..running up in their cars talking shit out of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PmHoK4WfV4

watch these monkeys kick this dudes ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q8bRf8I-fw


I can't find the ones with the baboons though. I saw it just a couple of weeks ago on national geographic down here in Rio.. they interviewed the mother of one of the attacks... they damn baboon broke into her house through the window and stole her fucking baby.

They left a video camera running in one house.. and the baboons broke in..when into the kitchen and ate all the fucking food..and THEN trashed the house before leaving.

Then on the other skit they were just walking up on People in Kruger Park ....kind of scoping them out..and were targeting women with big ass purses..and they would take the purse.and completely strip it.. looking for foood..they would take all the shit out of it..and just roll out if there was no good in it..

I'm not fucking bullshitting... and even asked a few folks on virtualtourist.com about the shit and they all were like "stay the fuck away from the Baboons.they dont play" :lol:
 
look at these

Baboon attack. I kind find the one with them stealing all the food..they were straight jacking people..running up in their cars talking shit out of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PmHoK4WfV4

watch these monkeys kick this dudes ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q8bRf8I-fw


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It's funny reading those responses from the second clip. Most of those people are clueless as hell and thrive on ignorance.

"he could of least fought back"


Does this guy not realize that Chimps and other primates are 5 times stronger than Human beings? There is going to be no fighting back, the fight is over before it even begins.
 
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It's funny reading those responses from the second clip. Most of those people are clueless as hell and thrive on ignorance.

"he could of least fought back"


Does this guy not realize that Chimps and other primates are 5 times stronger than Human beings? There is going to be no fighting back, the fight is over before it even begins.

The second one with the chimp was a trip.. Smoke.. I'm looking for the clips of the fucking Baboons man...you wont believe how they were just scoping out folks and jacking them... they wouldn't even run up on you..they would slowly cruise over.. pick the victim and just straight DEBO em.. take their bags... eat their food in front of them and just walk off.. :lol:

I was like GOT-DAMN.. NOTE..when i'm in South Africa...don't fuck with the baboons
 
The second one with the chimp was a trip.. Smoke.. I'm looking for the clips of the fucking Baboons man...you wont believe how they were just scoping out folks and jacking them... they wouldn't even run up on you..they would slowly cruise over.. pick the victim and just straight DEBO em.. take their bags... eat their food in front of them and just walk off.. :lol:

I was like GOT-DAMN.. NOTE..when i'm in South Africa...don't fuck with the baboons


Shiiiiit don't fuck with any live animal and that includes Deer :lol:


It is astonishing watching these vids of Baboons muscling random people of the street for their possessions. They look so humanoid in their actions and it's a collaborative effort.


Intriguing stuff to watch.
 
Man that's some wild shit...but baboons have some big ass teeth, they eat meat yo... so umm I'd have to heat they ass up with the quickness
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dgF9JTbqmZM


Smoked.. I still can't fine those others.. I saw them on national geographic... but I thought I saw them on youtube afterwards when i was telling people about that shit..i'll keep lookin though..

these videos are tame compared to that shit they had on the National geographic special
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dgF9JTbqmZM


Smoked.. I still can't fine those others.. I saw them on national geographic... but I thought I saw them on youtube afterwards when i was telling people about that shit..i'll keep lookin though..

these videos are tame compared to that shit they had on the National geographic special


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If Baboons were indigenous to North America our Government would of wiped them out like they nearly did to the Native Americans and Buffalo.


Baboon attacks and residential break ins to homes would be a perfect way for the news stations to distract us from the war :lol:



I can see it now..


"man we need to enforce more strict laws on these Baboons, they have even managed to beat down our president during a live speech" Bill O'Reilly
 
:eek:WTF those mufucas was OPENING CAR DOORS, how long before one of them learns to turn the ignition:lol:
 
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