A guy tries dmt from toad venon. You talking bout hilarious!

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One of my funniest WTF moments from back in the mid-90s. Junior high ... a number of us took the city bus home and got off at one of the bus loops to catch our respective transfer routes. Sometimes we would stop in at the mall to kill time there as they had Cinnabon, arcade, sports shops, music store, etc. So as we're waiting outside that weekday around 3:30 - 4pm ... one of my friends starts to have some type of breakdown. Turns out he was dropping acid in the back of the bus. He was talking out loud, and then crying, etc.


As I'm observing this from about 10 feet away ... one of my grandma's best friends (RIP Fran) shows up across the street and starts making her way over. She was cool as hell, and like the female Rodney Dangerfield. Quick wit, etc. So she spots me and calls out my name.


I start walking away from the friend group as it's embarassing with dude crying in the background.


As they're about to leave (friend group) they start calling out my name. Grandma's friend looks at me - sees the guy crying - "You good? You sure you don't know those guys?"


Me playing it cool ... "Not really ... they're from school or something"


Friends keep calling out my name ... 14yo in the group still crying, lol. Grandma's friend looking at me like WTF is wrong with teenagers these days.
 
One of my funniest WTF moments from back in the mid-90s. Junior high ... a number of us took the city bus home and got off at one of the bus loops to catch our respective transfer routes. Sometimes we would stop in at the mall to kill time there as they had Cinnabon, arcade, sports shops, music store, etc. So as we're waiting outside that weekday around 3:30 - 4pm ... one of my friends starts to have some type of breakdown. Turns out he was dropping acid in the back of the bus. He was talking out loud, and then crying, etc.


As I'm observing this from about 10 feet away ... one of my grandma's best friends (RIP Fran) shows up across the street and starts making her way over. She was cool as hell, and like the female Rodney Dangerfield. Quick wit, etc. So she spots me and calls out my name.


I start walking away from the friend group as it's embarassing with dude crying in the background.


As they're about to leave (friend group) they start calling out my name. Grandma's friend looks at me - sees the guy crying - "You good? You sure you don't know those guys?"


Me playing it cool ... "Not really ... they're from school or something"


Friends keep calling out my name ... 14yo in the group still crying, lol. Grandma's friend looking at me like WTF is wrong with teenagers these days.
Man, I was a kid when I got so high I thought I was cosmically prohibited from crossing a street. As I tried to place my foot on the street, some force pushed me back into the curb. I tried running towards the street and was still stopped. I cross to the other side of the street and the same thing happened. I called my dad to pick me up away from the corner, and as we approached the intersection, I thought I was going to combust into atoms. As we drove past my dad just looked at me and said drugs wasn't for me.
 
Man, I was a kid when I got so high I thought I was cosmically prohibited from crossing a street. As I tried to place my foot on the street, some force pushed me back into the curb. I tried running towards the street and was still stopped. I cross to the other side of the street and the same thing happened. I called my dad to pick me up away from the corner, and as we approached the intersection, I thought I was going to combust into atoms. As we drove past my dad just looked at me and said drugs wasn't for me.




I hear you on that.

I've had a few of the chocolate chip cookie edibles. They slowed the pace down considerably. The one that really got me was a small Halloween-sized Snickers edible in late-2017. It was the night of the 3-title fight PPV - so Nov. 2017. Had a full meal at the house party. Lots of water. No alcohol. The Snickers edible slowed the pace down ... I'm a fast talker by nature ... had me talking slowly & philosophically. I felt much smarter. Told my friends that with a laugh. Had to think about how I walked though. Felt like I was swaying to the side when walking along the sidewalk. Legs felt heavy like I was gonna trip over myself. Still felt the high the next day at lunch time. Had the little chocolate bar around 8pm.



 
WTF makes people do dumb shit like that willingly
White people have natural addiction problems.. said it b4 you could eliminate every drug in the world and white people gonna find a way to get high..licking frogs, choking themselves, sniffing some deadly chemical.. every yr I use to see news stories of some white kids / people finding some strange way to get high growing up.. glue sniffing, self choking, licking some kind of frog, smelling chemicals. Etc.. the cac and some people actually care about what these weirdos think about them
 
Ya wasn’t paying attention to that cac with the glasses nig was looking like ahhh this is how I can take over the world.. that bill gates supervillain looking ass nig need to be on the watchlist.. dude gonna start a coffee company and millions of people gonna become zombies like the fat cac was turning into
 
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