Salma Hayek turns 60 today.

I've fucked 60+ year olds who are insatiable. They'll have you tapping out.
Trust me.

You gotta stay hard. They gotta stay wet. Who has the more difficult task? Yeah, exactly. They can lay there and take it and take it and take it and take it, and trust me your dick going to give (pause) before that pussy give out.

I was with one, I was sure my back was just gonna leave my body. She just wanted more and more. She came and moved onto the next one like she was a cashier at Aldi. And then she had the nerve to say, "You can't hang? Call your boy in here (swingers party)"

Luckily, I let my fingers do the walking and she tapped out
I feel sorry for you tap out cats. No follow up questions. No diddy. No doubt. I’m in my mid-50s. The fuck I care about fucking a 60 year old?
 
This Mike bruh , you may be thinking of Terrence




Terrence James Elijah Ross (born February 5, 1991) is an American former professional basketball player. A shooting guard/small forward, he played college basketball for the Washington Huskies, where he was a first-team All-Pac-12 selection before being drafted eighth overall in the 2012 NBA draft by the Toronto Raptors.

He also is a long-time member of the world's best adult forum, BGOL. He sometimes goes by Truth, Mike, Kevin, Deandre, or Derrick.
 
Terrence James Elijah Ross (born February 5, 1991) is an American former professional basketball player. A shooting guard/small forward, he played college basketball for the Washington Huskies, where he was a first-team All-Pac-12 selection before being drafted eighth overall in the 2012 NBA draft by the Toronto Raptors.

He also is a long-time member of the world's best adult forum, BGOL. He sometimes goes by Truth, Mike, Kevin, Deandre, or Derrick.

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