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Y͏e͏s͏t͏e͏r͏d͏a͏y͏ ͏a͏t͏ ͏9͏:͏3͏2͏ ͏A͏M͏ ·The Fake News Media doesn't want you to know this, but Canada is committing a TOTAL STEAL against the United States with our beautiful American air!
Right now, massive, powerful, high-pressure weather systems—built right here in the Dakotas and the upper Midwest—are generating millions of tons of pure, Made-in-America wind! Strong wind, high-IQ wind! But because Canada is a very weak, low-pressure country—total low pressure, worse than Jeb!—our incredible American wind is flowing straight across the border into their low-grade, weak low-pressure areas for FREE!
And what does Canada do with our high-grade wind? They put up thousands of ugly, bird-killing, cancer-causing wind turbines to produce free electricity off of OUR resources! They are harvesting American air and selling the power back to their people while paying ZERO royalty fees to the U.S. Treasury! Total ripoff!
The Fake News Media doesn't want you to know this, but Canada is committing a TOTAL STEAL against the United States with our beautiful American air!
Right now, massive, powerful, high-pressure weather systems—built right here in the Dakotas and the upper Midwest—are generating millions of tons of pure, Made-in-America wind! Strong wind, high-IQ wind! But because Canada is a very weak, low-pressure country—total low pressure, worse than Jeb!—our incredible American wind is flowing straight across the border into their low-grade, weak low-pressure areas for FREE!
And what does Canada do with our high-grade wind? They put up thousands of ugly, bird-killing, cancer-causing wind turbines to produce free electricity off of OUR resources! They are harvesting American air and selling the power back to their people while paying ZERO royalty fees to the U.S. Treasury! Total ripoff!
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Canada has TWO choices, very simple: % , % ! If they don't pay, I will order the Army Corps of Engineers to build giant, beautiful American wind-deflectors all along the border to send OUR air straight back to North Dakota where it belongs!
We are not letting Fake France and Canada suck our high-pressure wind for nothing anymore!
STOP THE WIND THEFT! AMERICA FIRST! MAGA!
Canada has TWO choices, very simple: Either they hand over 100% of the electricity generated by our Midwest air for FREE, or we are slapping a massive 200% toll on every cubic foot of American wind crossing that border! If they don't pay, I will order the Army Corps of Engineers to build giant, beautiful American wind-deflectors all along the border to send OUR air straight back to North Dakota where it belongs!
We are not letting Fake France and Canada suck our high-pressure wind for nothing anymore!
STOP THE WIND THEFT! AMERICA FIRST! MAGA!
#Satire #Trump
