The Babylon Bee
A͏u͏g͏u͏s͏t͏ ͏6͏ ͏a͏t͏ ͏1͏2͏:͏0͏0͏ ͏P͏M͏ ·"Our fury is slightly less epic at this point."
UPDATE: Donald Trump Takes Office as the 47th US President
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The Babylon Bee
A͏u͏g͏u͏s͏t͏ ͏6͏ ͏a͏t͏ ͏1͏2͏:͏0͏0͏ ͏P͏M͏ ·"Our fury is slightly less epic at this point."
Hell to the fuck no...
We have had enough damn near dead niggas steering the ship for far too long.
Sybau coon
Same playbook that the Duponts used against hemp back in the day in order to boost their plastic profits.
When people in the country are this stupid and ass backwards the society has no hope for the future.
Another dumbass breathing air
Not stupid — selfish and greedy.
America is a petri dish of the worst human behaviors ever recorded.
El-Sayed: Now Mike, I'm just going to remind you: if you don't know how to say the name, keep the name out your damn mouth. Or just call me Abdul. But I got some opinions about his name. See, it's very fitting for him: Rogers.
Cause that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something.
"Mike, we need you to put a data center in the backyard." — "Roger!"
"Mike, we need you to hike their prescription drug prices." — "Roger!"
"Mike, we need you to rubber-stamp this war we shouldn't be fighting." — "Roger!"
"Mike" — and this one's Donald Trump — "I need you to lick these boots." — "Roger!"
And I think—I think I speak for all of us here in Michigan when I say that we are done with Rogers. Go back to Florida where you belong!
BREAKING: Iran has just struck another vessel in the US-backed southern corridor of the Strait of Hormuz, with the vessel now on fire, likely an oil tanker attempting to cross under US escort given an ADNOC oil spill response vessel now operating in the area, per NASA FIRMS satellite imagery.
Around 25-40 US fighter jets and several E-3G and E-2D AWACS aircraft were actively escorting the vessel during transit, yet it was still not enough for successful passage.
Around 25-40 US fighter jets and several E-3G and E-2D AWACS aircraft were actively escorting the vessel during transit, yet it was still not enough for successful passage.
Reminder:
BOMBSHELL: Leaked footage from Israeli Airforce proves it was the IDF that took out its own citizens with Apache Helicopters on October 7 at the Nova music festival….
Israel has now admitted 28 Apache helicopters discharged their ammunition and had to be reloaded…
BOMBSHELL: Leaked footage from Israeli Airforce proves it was the IDF that took out its own citizens with Apache Helicopters on October 7 at the Nova music festival….
Israel has now admitted 28 Apache helicopters discharged their ammunition and had to be reloaded…
So oil is leaking into the water? Who's responsible for cleaning the spill?
Oil spills are more frequent during war.
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