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Unlike ALL the other Presidents in the history of our country, I have delivered on ALL my promises and then some! Total SUCCESS! For instance, I never promised to fix the disgusting Reflecting Pool or rename the Kennedy Center—the place was a total dump, very outdated—but I did it, looks beautiful now! I also never promised to tear down that old Ball Room, but I have. Gone! Total wrecking ball, it looks much better now as an empty lot, very clean!
And the Fake News Media—those TOTAL LOSERS—keep putting out these fake lists with their little red X's! LIES! Here is the REAL list of what I GOT DONE, the things they don't want you to know about!
Total Affordable Health Care—best in the world, very cheap!
$2,000 Stimulus Checks—sent them to everyone! Even people who didn't want them!
$5,000 DOGE Checks—very high IQ money, the smartest people love the DOGE! I made it very hot!
No New Wars—total PEACE through STRENGTH!
The Wall—BUILT AND PAID FOR BY MEXICO! They sent a huge check, very classy!
Elimination of the National Debt—poof, GONE! Paid it all off in one week! Total financial genius!
Lower Grocery Prices, Lower Gas Prices, Lower Drug Prices, Lower Housing Prices—lowest they have EVER been! Everything is virtually FREE!
Peace between Russia & Ukraine in 24 Hours—I made one call, big strong men with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, we will stop!” And they did! Total peace!
Hillary Clinton LOCKED UP—she is in a very small, tough cell! Disgraceful person!
Completely Release of Epstein Files and MORE Related Arrests—I did it all! Put a lot of very bad people away!
Peace in Gaza—TOTAL PEACE! No more fighting! Everyone is very happy!
50% Reduction in Electricity Prices—very cheap power, the likes of which nobody has ever seen! My electricity is VERY strong!
And the other things they claim I got are also true, but they are GOOD things, very SMART!
Global Humiliation—for THEM! All the world leaders are humiliated because I am so much smarter than they are! They feel very bad about themselves!
Undermined Allies—who were TOTAL RIPP-OFFS! They weren't allies, they were freeloaders! I made them pay their fair share!
Self Dealing for the First Family—that means we are a self-sufficient family, high IQ, very successful! Unlike the Biden Crime Family! We don’t need anything from anyone!
Nuclear Saudi Arabia—I made them a Nuclear Power, they are a great friend of mine, total strength! I made them a great deal!
Depleted Our Military—of the WOKE generals! Total depletion of the losers! And replaced them with big, strong, tough guys! Our military is now HOT!
PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT AND MORE! TOTAL SUCCESS! 2026! MAGA!