Chipotle announced they were having a buy one get one free deal between 3p-4p for a day. Straight scam!
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My era 1996 kids
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My era 1996 kids
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They missed out on consuming 4 days worth of sodium.
People stood in line for hours just for $10? smfh!
SIKE!
*Lucy moved the ball from Charlie Brown
*Lucy moved the ball from Charlie Brown
Man I stopped fucking with the chipotle near me. I'll order my food 30 to 45 minutes ahead of time. When I get there, food isn't prepared. There's usually a long ass line. I was almost late getting to work because of that bullshit.
I said fuck it I'm done.
I said fuck it I'm done.
Kids..yes… unless your name Zach morris..lot of kids were pretty much broke and love deals on things they liked
I told my boy about this last night.. he was like they lucky they didn’t run into our generation nigs was gonna get something or store violated… like I said “ I’m leaving out here with something”
The crimes we committed as youth at our local 7-11, Mac's, and 24-Hour Grocery.
We were outta control in the 90s.
I still remember they had a pizza party for a certain high school club in my school… they had all these fresh pizzas delivered and nobody watching.. me and my best friend said they gonna have all these pies and nobody watching? Man we ran out the back door with like 2 pies a piece..nig was eating pizza for the whole week… me and my boy still crack up about that shit time to time
They fucked up on that one. Leaving pizzas unattended ... they were asking to be taken. Well played.
One of my funniest memories from junior high was in 1993 or 1994. My friend Carlos from the track team and I were hanging out after practice. We had to kill some times as we had missed earlier buses on our routes. He said to me - we need to do something productive, and explained the food truck in the cafeteria (which ONLY sold chocolate bars and candy) had a slight deficiency. It didn't fully close on one side, and you could reach your arm in and SWIPE chocolate bars off the middle and upper sections. Just knock them down to the floor below. We waited for the coast to be clear around 4:30 or 5pm ... and then one of us stood on guard near the door from the staircase, and the other went to WORK!
For some reason they left the cafeteria open, despite it being after hours & the kitchen section was all boarded up. I guess they left it so people could access the dining hall tables or whatever.
Anyway ... we loaded up our gym bags full of Mars, Twix, Oh Henry, Mr. Big, Snickers, etc.
Thankfully it was 30+ years ago so security measures / cameras were lax, and HFunk scored the chocolate bar heist of the century on a Wednesday!
Oh you wanna talk about bagging up stuff in book bagsThey fucked up on that one. Leaving pizzas unattended ... they were asking to be taken. Well played.
One of my funniest memories from junior high was in 1993 or 1994. My friend Carlos from the track team and I were hanging out after practice. We had to kill some times as we had missed earlier buses on our routes. He said to me - we need to do something productive, and explained the food truck in the cafeteria (which ONLY sold chocolate bars and candy) had a slight deficiency. It didn't fully close on one side, and you could reach your arm in and SWIPE chocolate bars off the middle and upper sections. Just knock them down to the floor below. We waited for the coast to be clear around 4:30 or 5pm ... and then one of us stood on guard near the door from the staircase, and the other went to WORK!
For some reason they left the cafeteria open, despite it being after hours & the kitchen section was all boarded up. I guess they left it so people could access the dining hall tables or whatever.
Anyway ... we loaded up our gym bags full of Mars, Twix, Oh Henry, Mr. Big, Snickers, etc.
Thankfully it was 30+ years ago so security measures / cameras were lax, and HFunk scored the chocolate bar heist of the century on a Wednesday!
Well also in the 90s on a movie set in Harlem.. a certain film was being shot in the neighborhood.. this was 1 of them sets where you hear about thousand dollar catering service.. well they setup shop inside a community room with all these fresh food.. just so happens a couple of teens tested out the door and saw that it was open.. well word was put out and let’s just say double digit amount of teens ran to their crib to retrieve book bags.. well a bunch of lookouts and 2 individuals who were in the community room literally started filling up each book bag one by one with a bunch of shit, than pass the book bag back like an assembly line.. when it was all said and done nigs look like they went Christmas shopping for snacks and sodas , than all ninja vanished b4 the movie crew notice the heist that was done… allegedly this might happen a few times during those few days of shooting
Shit is retarded I would’ve went home as a kid and made an egg sandwich or sugar sandwich….fuck that line.
Dollar
Menus exist so yeah I’m shocked kids would do this for chipotle.
What can you get for a dollar in ny?
Chipotle in 2026 is what McDonald was to kids in the 90s
2 for 1 is really you and your boy paying half price for a meal if you collab your money
Certain film / assembly line / allegedly ... the way you carefully worded the story had me laughing as it reminded me of the way the mobsters were talking in the 2000s on It's Always Sunny ...
Yep Chipotle is definitely a few steps up from McDonald's.
LOL try that with 90’s NY niggas they’d be outside the window like a Mobb deep video waiting for the manager to get off.
This my shit
That's some crazy late 80s early 90s type of deal.
Yall remember the 99 cent whoppers or even the buy 1 get 1 free whoppers?
Yall remember the 99 cent whoppers or even the buy 1 get 1 free whoppers?
Yeah definitely remember the 99 cent whopper deal.. a few spots had them even in the late 90s/ early 2000s
Hey yo queens get the money long time no cash
I'm caught up in the hustle when the guns go blast
The fool retaliated so I had to think fast
Pull out my heat first, he pull out his heat last
Now who the fuck you think is livin' to this day?
I'm tryin' to tell these young ______ crime don't pay
They looked at me and said queens ______ don't play. do your thing
I'll do mine kid stay outta my way.
It's type hard tryna survive in new york state
Can't stop till I'm eatin' off a platinum plate
Po po comes around and tries to relocate me
Lock me up for ever but they can't deflate me 'cause
Havin' cash is highly addictive
Especially when you're used to havin' money to live with
I thought step back look at my life as a whole
Ain't no love it seems the devil done stole my soul
I'm out for delfia, selfia, p's not helpin' ya
I'm tryna get this lexus up, and plus a cellular
Yo big noyd! (what up cuzin'?) I can't cope
Agreed - back when the Whoppers and Junior Whoppers were fairly priced. Some good memories going through drive-thrus with friends & getting a whole bunch of them after streetball earlier in the evening.
Shit steak is $13.95, hahaha
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Would you be willing to stand in line for two hours to get a free Chipotle meal that costs approximately $14.00?
Sadly most people can't cook the foods they like consume. To me that range of culinary ignorance is tantamount to slavery with extra steps.
That WHOLE place wouldve been turned over fuckin with us back in the day. They lucky them lil ones didnt let loose. All it take is one to pop off and the rest wouldve followed. Like if I ain't eating.....NO ONE eating.
Nowadays I would just walk off cause Im good on jail. Haha
Nowadays I would just walk off cause Im good on jail. Haha
Bruh it was a joke, I'm not standing in line longer than 30 mins
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