I wouldn’t. That bitch can’t fit in a Corvette so she’s out. I wants no chick who folds her panties 4 times. Decent face but fuuuuuuuck that, she’s a bad flu season away from 300 lbs.
A few yrs back a chic like that was hitting on a guy at the bar and he was obviously not having it. When she went to the bathroom some guys were like hey man what's up, that chic is all over u.
He said she wont fit in my Porsche!!
The only thing keeping her away from 300 pounds is her feet on the scale!I wouldn’t. That bitch can’t fit in a Corvette so she’s out. I wants no chick who folds her panties 4 times. Decent face but fuuuuuuuck that, she’s a bad flu season away from 300 lbs.

Niggah, I had one of them mastodons back in the day. Pussy was exceptional.A few yrs back a chic like that was hitting on a guy at the bar and he was obviously not having it. When she went to the bathroom some guys were like hey man what's up, that chic is all over u.
He said she wont fit in my Porsche!!
Thats funny.I wouldn’t. That bitch can’t fit in a Corvette so she’s out. I wants no chick who folds her panties 4 times. Decent face but fuuuuuuuck that, she’s a bad flu season away from 300 lbs.

Standards are a must. I’ve always owned a sports car and sensible whip. My homey told me to take his wife for a drive. BRUH! I need say nary another word. The look on his face haunts me to this day. Confirmed that bitch wasn’t “thick”.A few yrs back a chic like that was hitting on a guy at the bar and he was obviously not having it. When she went to the bathroom some guys were like hey man what's up, that chic is all over u.
He said she wont fit in my Porsche!!
Yeah, she's perfect.
That bitch is Tew Semni Fi easy!The only thing keeping her away from 300 pounds is her feet on the scale!![]()
Standards are a must. I’ve always owned a sports car and sensible whip. My homey told me to take his wife for a drive. BRUH! I need say nary another word. The look on his face haunts me to this day. Confirmed that bitch wasn’t “thick”.
You're gonna smash too...FOH...I see you and easy_b indulge in the same pleasures

You're gonna smash too...FOH...![]()



Im too old to be trynna lift one of them big ass thighs over my shoulder, Ill fuck around and get a hernia or some shit.
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It'll be worth it.Im too old to be trynna lift one of them big ass thighs over my shoulder, Ill fuck around and get a hernia or some shit.
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It'll be worth it.![]()
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Nah bruh, Im 178 lbs, we aint even near being in the same weight class.