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BREAKING… in the way satire breaks things. Medical officials in Hawaii have reportedly added Donald Trump’s name to an STD clinic, turning it into “The Donald J. Trump Center for Syphilis and Chlamydia.” No confirmation. No paperwork. Just a joke that spread because it landed a little too cleanly.
And that’s the point. Satire works when reality has already done most of the heavy lifting. Trump’s brand is so thoroughly associated with sleaze, scandal, and personal rot that people didn’t even blink before believing this might be real. That’s not the fault of comedians. That’s reputational collapse.
When your name sounds more plausible on a billboard for preventable diseases than on one for leadership, that’s not fake news. That’s cultural judgment rendered instantly.

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

I like the intent of his business.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Wow that’s crazy

Notice how Zuckerberg censored out the screen shot of the post? I had to re-up that one.

 

[Dirtylakerie]

 

[blackbull1970]

Trump says he takes more aspirin than recommended by his doctors

The president told The Wall Street Journal that his daily use of aspirin contributed to the often-visible bruises on his hands.

By Jonathan Allen
January 1, 2026

Trump says he takes more aspirin than recommended by his doctors

The president told The Wall Street Journal that his daily use of aspirin contributed to the often-visible bruises on his hands.

www.nbcnews.com

President Donald Trump pushed back on critics who have questioned the state of his health, telling The Wall Street Journal in an interview published Thursday that he denies falling asleep in meetings and takes a higher dose of aspirin than recommended by his doctors.

“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump told the Journal, attributing often-visible bruises on his hands — and the makeup he uses to try to cover them — to the medication. “I take the larger one, but I’ve done it for years, and what it does do is it causes bruising.”

Trump’s physician, Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella, told the Journal in a statement that the president takes 325 milligrams of aspirin a day for “cardiac prevention.”

Aspirin acts as an anticoagulant, meant to help prevent blood clots from forming. Blood clots that travel to the heart can lead to heart attacks. The medication can also increase a person’s risk of bleeding because it prevents clots from forming in wounds…

Makeup appears to cover a bruise on the back of President Donald Trump's hand at the White House on Feb. 24, 2025.​

 

[DC_Dude]

RED STATES BLEED BLUE!
NEW: January 1, 2026—the day Florida, Texas, and every other Republican-led state finally realize the ACA they've been roasting is the oxygen mask keeping their families alive. CBS just aired Floridians sobbing: “I voted red—why can’t healthcare be like the Democrats said, just… human?”

Irony is dead: GOP states suck the ACA teat harder than blue ones, yet their leaders went to court 96 times trying to kill it.

Now Musk, Trump, and House Republicans whisper “it’ll be fine” while subsidies vanish and premiums skyrocket. Translation: your lifesaving chemo becomes their next tax cut.

Republican voters—SNAP, housing, ACA—you’re on every program you scream against. Coward influencers call you “patriots” for handing your own kids’ insulin money to billionaires. 96 court cases. 20 years of lies. They’re not “fixing” healthcare—they’re privatizing your heartbeat.

2026 and 2028 are the receipts. Step outside the tribe, America. Save your family’s life. Vote like your next breath depends on it—because it literally does.

 

[easy_b]

RED STATES BLEED BLUE!
NEW: January 1, 2026—the day Florida, Texas, and every other Republican-led state finally realize the ACA they've been roasting is the oxygen mask keeping their families alive. CBS just aired Floridians sobbing: “I voted red—why can’t healthcare be like the Democrats said, just… human?”

Irony is dead: GOP states suck the ACA teat harder than blue ones, yet their leaders went to court 96 times trying to kill it.

Now Musk, Trump, and House Republicans whisper “it’ll be fine” while subsidies vanish and premiums skyrocket. Translation: your lifesaving chemo becomes their next tax cut.

Republican voters—SNAP, housing, ACA—you’re on every program you scream against. Coward influencers call you “patriots” for handing your own kids’ insulin money to billionaires. 96 court cases. 20 years of lies. They’re not “fixing” healthcare—they’re privatizing your heartbeat.

2026 and 2028 are the receipts. Step outside the tribe, America. Save your family’s life. Vote like your next breath depends on it—because it literally does.

Republican thought they wouldn’t hurt their voters, but they are the ones that’s hurting the worst right now. They are going to lose a lot of middle of the road Republicans during the next election cycle.

 

[Dirtylakerie]

 

[blackbull1970]

Republican thought they wouldn’t hurt their voters, but they are the ones that’s hurting the worst right now. They are going to lose a lot of middle of the road Republicans during the next election cycle.

It would seem that would happen.

The GOP are masters in distracting their electorate to focus on shit that doesn’t affect them directly, in order to sucker their electorate to vote for them.

The GOP will invent a brand new ‘BoogeyMan’ and their electorate will suck it up like it’s the gospel.

The GOP has burned through…

- Abortion
- CRT
- LGBT
- Muslim Extremist
- Family Values

And others.

They will come up with something new and creative for the Midterms.

And the ignorant Democrats will waste all their political capital they gained in 2025 on whatever BS the GOP throws out there fighting against it instead of staying focused on issues that matter.

 

[easy_b]

It would seem that would happen.

The GOP are masters in distracting their electorate to focus on shit that doesn’t affect them directly, in order to sucker their electorate to vote for them.

The GOP will invent a brand new ‘BoogeyMan’ and their electorate will suck it up like it’s the gospel.

The GOP has burned through…

- Abortion
- CRT
- LGBT
- Muslim Extremist
- Family Values

And others.

They will come up with something new and creative for the Midterms.

And the ignorant Democrats will waste all their political capital they gained in 2025 on whatever BS the GOP throws out there fighting against it instead of staying focused on issues that matter.

Democrats don’t have to do all of that because they basically been winning a lot of special elections because of Republicans actions. As I stated a couple weeks ago, the Republicans haven’t flipped a democratic seat.

 

[blackbull1970]

Democrats don’t have to do all of that because they basically been winning a lot of special elections because of Republicans actions. As I stated a couple weeks ago, the Republicans haven’t flipped a democratic seat.

Democrats were supposed to win the House in 2024.

Who won?

The GOP won cuz they convinced idiots that Trans people were the number one problem in America…and dumbass’ ate it up like their life depended on it. And they based their vote around that one issue.

When was the last time you heard anything about the Trans community since November 2024?….

That’s my point. The Trans community doesn’t affect anyone directly. It’s a ‘Boogeyman’ issue.

The GOP will come up with some new distraction this year.

 

[easy_b]

Democrats were supposed to win the House in 2024.

Who won?

The GOP won cuz they convinced idiots that Trans people were the number one problem in America…and dumbass’ ate it up like their life depended on it. And they based their vote around that one issue.

When was the last time you heard anything about the Trans community since November 2024?….

That’s my point. The Trans community doesn’t affect anyone directly. It’s a ‘Boogeyman’ issue.

The GOP will come up with some new distraction this year.

Things are a lot different now sir. Just like in 2008 a lot of white people are catching hell right now. As I stated a few minutes ago….. this is why Republicans have it flipped a democrat seat yet

 

[FLoss]

 

[blackbull1970]

Things are a lot different now sir. Just like in 2008 a lot of white people are catching hell right now. As I stated a few minutes ago….. this is why Republicans have it flipped a democrat seat yet

They can redo the 2024 elections this coming Tuesday.

These ignorant mofos would come out and vote for Trump/GOP again.

All Trump/GOP gotta do is scream “The Boogeyman Is Coming for your daughter’s” and they will vote for them like idiots.

We live in the ‘United States of Amnesia’.

Trump/GOP should not have won if ignorant mofos had remembered how they Fucked up the Pandemic.

Biden/Harris and the Democratic Party refused to point that out in 2024. It’s one of the main reasons they lost.

You will see as time goes by the closer we get too the election.

 

[FLoss]

A quick reminder that @FLoss is a French scamming faggot attempting to seed and profit from colonial-based xenophobia and Black diasporic division. Motherfucker needs to get a real job.

I’m Professor Black Truth.
Them videos must be putting belt to ass because they got you TRIGGERED.

That immigrant xenophobic talking point isn’t working and never gained any traction. There’s more tribal division in the country you and your family fled from. You JAPA? You’re obviously clicked in with the Harris Administration and that bitch is going DOWN…AGAIN. Just like in the 2016/2020 Primaries and the 2024 “replacement”.

#THENEWBLACKMEDIA will be primarily responsible by keeping the grassroots reminded of her past and 10 steps ahead of her every move. Happy Campaigning!!

 

[DC_Dude]

Interesting

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[NightMare Paint]

I’m Professor Black Truth.
Them videos must be putting belt to ass because they got you TRIGGERED.

That immigrant xenophobic talking point isn’t working and never gained any traction. There’s more tribal division in the country you and your family fled from. You JAPA? You’re obviously clicked in with the Harris Administration and that bitch is going DOWN…AGAIN. Just like in the 2016/2020 Primaries and the 2024 “replacement”.

#THENEWBLACKMEDIA will be primarily responsible by keeping the grassroots reminded of her past and 10 steps ahead of her every move. Happy Campaigning!!

Nobody watches your bullshit videos

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[DC_Dude]

Comments are WILD

“It needs to be said, no you will not turn into Spider-Man drinking radioactive water “ lol

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[blackbull1970]

Trump says he takes more aspirin than recommended by his doctors

The president told The Wall Street Journal that his daily use of aspirin contributed to the often-visible bruises on his hands.

By Jonathan Allen
January 1, 2026

Trump says he takes more aspirin than recommended by his doctors

The president told The Wall Street Journal that his daily use of aspirin contributed to the often-visible bruises on his hands.

www.nbcnews.com

President Donald Trump pushed back on critics who have questioned the state of his health, telling The Wall Street Journal in an interview published Thursday that he denies falling asleep in meetings and takes a higher dose of aspirin than recommended by his doctors.

“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump told the Journal, attributing often-visible bruises on his hands — and the makeup he uses to try to cover them — to the medication. “I take the larger one, but I’ve done it for years, and what it does do is it causes bruising.”

Trump’s physician, Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella, told the Journal in a statement that the president takes 325 milligrams of aspirin a day for “cardiac prevention.”

Aspirin acts as an anticoagulant, meant to help prevent blood clots from forming. Blood clots that travel to the heart can lead to heart attacks. The medication can also increase a person’s risk of bleeding because it prevents clots from forming in wounds…

Makeup appears to cover a bruise on the back of President Donald Trump's hand at the White House on Feb. 24, 2025.​

Trump says he got a CT scan instead of an MRI

Trump had maintained that he received an MRI in October.

ByHannah Demissie
January 1, 2026

Trump says he got a CT scan instead of an MRI

In an interview with the Wall Street Journal published Thursday, President Trump revealed that he received a CT instead of an MRI at Walter Reed Medical Center.

abcnews.go.com

For weeks, President Donald Trump has said that he received an MRI at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in October, but when asked about the procedure by the Wall Street Journal in an interview published Thursday, Trump and his doctor said that he actually got a CT scan instead.

"It wasn’t an MRI," Trump told the Journal. “It was less than that. It was a scan.”

Last month, Trump maintained that he got an MRI, telling reporters on Air Force One that he would "absolutely" release the results.

The White House has not specifically said why Trump received the scan. In November, Trump claimed the MRI was part of his yearly physical.

Trump’s physician, Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella told the Journal that the president had received a CT scan -- not an MRI. Barbabella said Trump’s doctors initially told him they would perform either an MRI or a CT scan….

 

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[MASTERBAKER]

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[T_Holmes]

Trump says he got a CT scan instead of an MRI

Trump had maintained that he received an MRI in October.

ByHannah Demissie
January 1, 2026

Trump says he got a CT scan instead of an MRI

In an interview with the Wall Street Journal published Thursday, President Trump revealed that he received a CT instead of an MRI at Walter Reed Medical Center.

abcnews.go.com

For weeks, President Donald Trump has said that he received an MRI at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in October, but when asked about the procedure by the Wall Street Journal in an interview published Thursday, Trump and his doctor said that he actually got a CT scan instead.

"It wasn’t an MRI," Trump told the Journal. “It was less than that. It was a scan.”

Last month, Trump maintained that he got an MRI, telling reporters on Air Force One that he would "absolutely" release the results.

The White House has not specifically said why Trump received the scan. In November, Trump claimed the MRI was part of his yearly physical.

Trump’s physician, Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella told the Journal that the president had received a CT scan -- not an MRI. Barbabella said Trump’s doctors initially told him they would perform either an MRI or a CT scan….

So ignoring the larger implication of nobody accurately answering on what the correct procedure was until now, would it being a CT as opposed to an MRI be a bigger deal, a less bigger deal, or about the same amount of a deal as before?

Honestly, I think they're lying about the whole thing regardless, but I'm just curious.

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

So ignoring the larger implication of nobody accurately answering on what the correct procedure was until now, would it being a CT as opposed to an MRI be a bigger deal, a less bigger deal, or about the same amount of a deal as before?

Honestly, I think they're lying about the whole thing regardless, but I'm just curious.

It’s all to entertain the masses as they continue to rob us.

 

[easy_b]

So ignoring the larger implication of nobody accurately answering on what the correct procedure was until now, would it being a CT as opposed to an MRI be a bigger deal, a less bigger deal, or about the same amount of a deal as before?

Honestly, I think they're lying about the whole thing regardless, but I'm just curious.

You see the discoloration in his hands, dude that’s getting very very sick. Hopefully he dies before 2028.

 

[easy_b]

I have a bad feeling about next week

 

[FLoss]

“ILLEGAL IS THE NEW N-WORD”
- Open Border Democrats

 

[FLoss]

THESE SCAMMING SOMALI INVADERS HAVE GOT TO BE STOPPED!!

 

[FLoss]

THESE SCAMMING INDIAN INVADERS HAVE GOT TO BE STOPPED!!

 

[playahaitian]

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[FLoss]

THESE SCAMMING INDIAN/SOMALI INVADERS HAVE GOT TO BE STOPPED!!

 

[FLoss]

THESE SCAMMING SOMALI INVADERS HAVE GOT TO BE STOPPED!!