Not sure if serious but why the fuck would he keep picking up? He ain't no fucking counselor man!
Tell em OG! I tried unsuccessfully to tell this unrealistic ass woman the same thing! She was like so you and I can't be friends? UNNNZZZZIIIP! Whips dick out! Bitch, NO!

You look nice! Decent when you dress up! The fuck I need you for a friend for?!!! Be your fucking tampon or pad to bleed out on then when yo pussy is healthy you off to ride another nigga dick? NO! If you look like Whoopi Goldberg, then YES! You my dawg! All day! If I see anything, at all even remotely attractive about you, yo tits, ass, feet, lips, face, hands (im into that shit now too

) I'm trying to FUUUUUUCCCK! Or park my dick in between your lips!