You dont stand a chance

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Salute brothas!
Bruh, I had an ex that opened my eyes forever. I was telling her to slow down, and she was like why?

I said, I'm trying not bust. Then she said the words that changed my viewpoint forever...

"I'm putting in all this work to make you feel good and you fucking it up. Just nut and we can fuck again.."

I should have married her.
 
There has to be a weight limit to this, because the floor don't give like a mattress does. I got with a big girl trying this, after the 2nd jump, I felt my bones in my hips crack...... I crawled away with my 2 working arms and pulled myself the fuck out of there....thought I was paralyzed for a minute. Never again.:hmm:
 
Bruh, I had an ex that opened my eyes forever. I was telling her to slow down, and she was like why?

I said, I'm trying not bust. Then she said the words that changed my viewpoint forever...

"I'm putting in all this work to make you feel good and you fucking it up. Just nut and we can fuck again.."

I should have married her.

We've all been here, brah, and had that one that slipped away. :lol:
Enjoy it in the moment.
 
I remember back in the day this thick ass chick promised me I couldn't handle her pussy, and we fucked like animals trying to one up each other. Man we fucked up and wound up causing my waterbed to leak. Good thing I was living in the basement at the time. Ah, the memories!
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But can she do this for at least 20-30 mins straight at least? All good until you put that mouth to the test and 10 mins they like owww my mouth hurt.. nah bitch you wanted to show off now let’s run that mouth through the gauntlet
 
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