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Paging Dr. Truth, Asian in distress !

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Helico-pterFunk said:
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Weekend
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We see you.

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DJ said:
Smh, I expected so much more appreciation from a stand up dude.
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aww, now I feel bad:smh:

*looks at the price of Balvenie 18 Year Old Pedro Ximenez Cask :eek2:

The hell with that shit, you're getting the green death flavored NyQuil:angry:
 
Duece said:
aww, now I feel bad:smh:

*looks at the price of Balvenie 18 Year Old Pedro Ximenez Cask :eek2:

The hell with that shit, you're getting the green death flavored NyQuil:angry:
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Cmon son !!!
Whar esle you to do with that fema money ?
 
:lol: Shameful Apo story #24353

Back when I was 25ish, I hooked up with a midget asian chick visiting from DC who looked like a Down syndrome patient. Her slob game was UH-MAZING, as Jordan Lee Peterson would say. I had my first orgy with her and her pretty and thick ass friend who was a grad student.

She kinda looked like Egg Shen from Big Trouble in Little China
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The mfkr that's taking her down is a mfkr on a whole other level of he ain't shit!!

No judgement........

But all the judgements at the same time! Haha
 
Duece said:
What I always do with government money.

Use it on whores.
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I thought you only lured them with the money.
Figured you took that shit back once you had them tied up in the basement.
 
DJ said:
I thought you only lured them with the money.
Figured you took that shit back once you had them tied up in the basement.
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Yeah, but I have to give them some incentive to keep quiet when I turn them loose.

Except for that skinny ass homely grandmother, Imagine this old woman with dried cum on her cheek and tears in her eyes realizing that she needed to reconnect with her daughter.

Gutter sex is crazy, it's like naked therapy.
 
Duece said:
Yeah, but I have to give them some incentive to keep quiet when I turn them loose.

Except for that skinny ass homely grandmother, Imagine this old woman with dried cum on her cheek and tears in her eyes realizing that she needed to reconnect with her daughter.

Gutter sex is crazy, it's like naked therapy.
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I call bullshit.
Cant see you letting a social securoty check go free.
 
DJ said:
I call bullshit.
Cant see you letting a social securoty check go free.
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I mean, I don't wanna admit to chloroforming bitches and dumping them random backyards but we keep extra towels

For "cleaning"
 

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