Fellow they want it all in their ear
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Optional ones:
1. "Pleasure Me Kindly"
2. "Your vagina is pleasing"
3. "I'm the conductor and you're on my happy train"
4. "Nut on my special threaded sheets so I can dry clean them at inflated prices"
5. "Your pussy is mine, of course, with your consent"
6. "Where are you going? Well, you're free to leave. I'm not holding you so you can walk briskly out of my premises."
1. "Pleasure Me Kindly"
2. "Your vagina is pleasing"
3. "I'm the conductor and you're on my happy train"
4. "Nut on my special threaded sheets so I can dry clean them at inflated prices"
5. "Your pussy is mine, of course, with your consent"
6. "Where are you going? Well, you're free to leave. I'm not holding you so you can walk briskly out of my premises."
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Just depends on the woman for me. One ex we would try to out dirty talk each other! "I'MMA NUT ON THIS PHAT ASS!!!!" "SWIRL THAT SPIT AROUND MY DYCK!!!!"
"I'MMA SQUIRT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!" Which was foul, cause I never made a woman do that at that time (19/20 year old) so when she said that like .03 seconds later she did it I thought she pissed in my mouth.
Yeah, it would sound like a porno when we were fcuking. Trying to put on my best Wesley Pipes impression.
With my wife she's quiet until she cums and even then muffles herself or puts a pillow over her face. If the kids are gone, I'll start talking during sex and have to tell her louder with her responses. "WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS?!" "yours baby" You can't make a hoe into something if it was never there to begin with. Same thing with housewives.
"I'MMA SQUIRT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!" Which was foul, cause I never made a woman do that at that time (19/20 year old) so when she said that like .03 seconds later she did it I thought she pissed in my mouth.
Yeah, it would sound like a porno when we were fcuking. Trying to put on my best Wesley Pipes impression.
With my wife she's quiet until she cums and even then muffles herself or puts a pillow over her face. If the kids are gone, I'll start talking during sex and have to tell her louder with her responses. "WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS?!" "yours baby" You can't make a hoe into something if it was never there to begin with. Same thing with housewives.
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I tried to get my wife to talk during sex until I realized she just cant.
Its like her vagina is directly hot wired to her vocal chords.
Be sounding like car with a bad starter.
My favorite is, "Where you going track star? Where you going? Think I won't follow you down there? Bring your ass back up here. Bring your ass back up here cuz if I got to find you down there you ain't going to like it, cuz I'mma make you pay for it.
Yeah that's right. Bring that ass back up here or I'm gone dick you in the dirt."
I wouldn't necessarily call a woman a hoe who likes to talk dirty during sex, it's just all women are different.
But you're right, you can't change them for who they are.
But that small text got me
Bruh, I think I used this quote verbatim in my novel.
I had a married chick calling my name the other day, , the whole time I'm saying give me one more. Give me one more nut and I'll let you go. Give me one more."
She started calling my name and I told her to watch that shit she going to have her husband coming for me (I had her, her husband and one of her best friends, And one of my best friends over my house for the Super Bowl)
Lmao you have a twisted mind
Wasn't necessarily correlating the two (hoe/talking dirty) just saying that if that "thing" isn't there you can't learn it. Now some traumatic instances sure you can create/learn anything but we ain't trying to do that!I wouldn't necessarily call a woman a hoe who likes to talk dirty during sex, it's just all women are different.
But you're right, you can't change them for who they are.
But that small text got me
