THE WRESTLING THREAD: BROCK LESNAR HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!
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I was about to post this. They were going in on her on Busted Open this morning.
That shit was fucking cringe and I blame AEW for that shit. Don't put these people who are outside of the wrestling community on live mics.
Think back to "Summer Fest" with Jeremy Piven, or LaVar Ball going off script and his son using the n-word on a live mic.
It's cringe and it becomes memorable for all of the wrong reasons.
It was an unnecessary segment. To that point they had absolutely no promotion for that movie even though they have 2 employees in it, and now you want to interview the damn director or producer whatever the fuck he was during a fuckin PPV that no one wanted to hear from anyway, and have him throw to the fuckin actresses without having a plan or knowing what they were going to say. Just fuckin failure all around.
They had to scrap that whole story angle due to Eddie Guerrero dying...
Had he not died and it were to continue JR and Lawler wouldve been going off..Lawler screaming while JR like "HOLY(SHIT wouldve been censored)..HOLY ---- ...WHAT IN THE HELL-GET SOME HELP OUT TO THE PARKING LOT!!! GET SOME DAMN HELP!!!!"
while Stephanie,Triple H and Shane would be seen running from backstage to where it happened(and getting restrained by security),Stephanie'd be screaming having a nervous breakdown in Triple H's arms,various wrestlers looking like 
etcKenny & Okada 'bout to unify 2 made up, mid titles. #aewwerethebestwrestle
And these fuckers keep increasing their prices, I'm about to cancel and start streaming again. US is the only one with commercials so most streams are commercial free smh
So it's Rollins vs Reigns with Punk calling in his favor from Paul Heyman to make it a triple threat match.
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And some people said that they can't do a 3 way with Punk, Reigns and Rollins cause it'd be a 2 on 1 match
Let me stop fronting, I worded it the same way before I caught myself and edited it
Iyo was wearing white ijsBianca acting like she caught the Holy Ghost
I'm really trying to keep my cool.
Have they started doing actual ad reads during the funerals between who's speaking instead of waiting for the floral arrangements portion.
Pastor talking about, "You have to remember that are time on earth is temporary, and our spirits and our body are just on loan from God for the time we are here. An essential loan if you plan to take residence in the house of the lord. And it's up to us to make good decisions with that loan. And sometimes you need to be as quick making those decisions. And you need to do what need to do in order to be in good standing with God if you want to rocket up to heaven. And speaking of loans, this portion was sponsored by Quicken Loans from Rocket Mortgage. We have an agent in attendance if you have any questions. Let the church say amen "
I'm already completely over the Netflix era. I blame myself for not reading the press release over carefully.
When they announced WWE was moving to Netflix, I assumed that meant Raw, Smackdown, & all the PPEs would be on Netflix to watch whenever I damn well pleased. I also assumed that the new era they were talking about referred to no more commercial breaks.
Y'all know what they say about assuming shit and I definitely feel like an ass right now. I may have enjoyed 1 or 2 Raw on Netflix experiences. The rest is next day pirate city with no commercials at all.
Bianca in absolutely nothing, doing an 69 with Jade, while Rhea stands ready with the strap-on, lives rent free in my head
But I've always had an overactive imagination.
Punk, Rollins, Reigns should ABSOLUTELY be an 2 on 1 match. Punk and Roman have no beef, while the great interrupter has beef with ....
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The disrespect is real.
What's the over/under of Iyo waking out of Mania still holding that title?
It was better because they had heat with crazy ass Randy Savage lol. He eventually got that Travis Scott punch in on Hogan in 1993 lol over his real wife.
When art becomes reality with receipts years later lol.
Who cuts a promo intense like this today including The Rock
That's why people like Piper, Harley Race, Andre The Giant, Savage, and Moolah were there to keep the naysayers and celebrities in check lol.
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Fucked up part is that's exactly how it is everywhere else in the world, we always pay the most and get the worst service, fucking bullshit.