Caitlin Clark Is The Truth

[pookie]

They need to bring back Te’a Cooper with her juicy ass. Get her on the Sky with her buddy Reese. I just wanna see ass hugging booty shorts running up and down the court.

This is why I'm excited for expansion. There are a lot of players like Te'a out there that can ball. There simply isn't enough spots for them.

The good news is she's still balling so she can definitely step into a situation if she's called.

They didn't cut her because she couldn't play they cut her because they didn't want to pay her, I figured another team would have grabbed her right up but they didn't. I follow her on Snapchat she keeps hinting at coming back but never does. She played a couple games in some kind of league earlier this year, hopefully with the expansion someone does pick her up

 

[pookie]

Angel Fucking Reese

27 points 10 Boards

Ties double double record

She has to be the rookie of the year

She had 6 rebounds at halftime so they must have really been keeping her off the boards in the second half

 

[RAY V.]

Angel Fucking Reese

27 points 10 Boards

Ties double double record

She has to be the rookie of the year

Yep

& how is the Chennedy Carter girl not a WNBA All Star?

 

[D'Evils]

She had 6 rebounds at halftime so they must have really been keeping her off the boards in the second half

Foul trouble...

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Wet

 

[D'Evils]

She out here hitting 3's

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Wet #2

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Hmmmm strange absence of a few people(coons) who claim they aren’t just Clark Stans…..

 

[D'Evils]

 

[alexw]

She had 6 rebounds at halftime so they must have really been keeping her off the boards in the second half

Bullshit foul calls

 

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[therealjondoe]

That's her best game

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Although shes overrated this was nasty

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

That's her best game

Factoring the opponent being 12-6 this was the best game from a rookie so far this season

 

[RAY V.]

 

[RAY V.]

 

[BrownTurd]

She had 6 rebounds at halftime so they must have really been keeping her off the boards in the second half

She wasn’t missing shots and rebounding her on misses tonight.

So that probably cut let’s say 3 boards off her stat line. Her shot was on tonight, even hitting 3’s

 

[pookie]

She wasn’t missing shots and rebounding her on misses tonight.

So that probably cut let’s say 3 boards off her stat line. Her shot was on tonight, even hitting 3’s

her last few games she hasn't been doing alot of that, I guess she was seeing the comments

 

[BrownTurd]

her last few games she hasn't been doing alot of that, I guess she was seeing the comments

Reese just can’t shoot for shit lol. She was averaging 39% from the field shooting around the basket.

I think the problem is that Reese can’t dribble. So she can’t get comfortably to her sweet spots. Technically she should could easily blow past defenders with ease for guaranteed buckets if she hand handles.

Even without offensive moves or a jump shot, if she develops some handles, I think she would easily average 20pts a night. Her quickness is elite but don’t have the handles to take advantage of it

 

[BrownTurd]

That's her best game

Yeah definitely her best game

 

[Costanza]

Bitch Ass Matt Leinart

What a hoe he is.

 

[slowmotion]

You can tell coach Spoon is genuinely invested in her players. Reminds me of the relationship Dawn Stalley has with her girls. As good of coach Mulkey is.

There are certain things she will not be able to relate to with some of her players. Angel got choked up talking about Spoon the other day. Said she understands me on and off the court.

 

[bgbtylvr]

Hmmmm strange absence of a few people(coons) who claim they aren’t just Clark Stans…..

This ninja is bored without me. You RUSHIN’ in to yell “coon” for no reason other than Reese hit a 3.
“Captain-kwitic to duh wesssscue!”

She made her first career 3-pointer and you grabbed your wheelchair gloves, pulled the emergency brakes on the Critic GT and leaned into it! “Cooooooons, everyone. We are missing the coooooons!”

 

[BrownTurd]

This is a dumb take and ignorant. I worked with Crackas everyday. Went to launch with them and gave each other dap. But nothing about a Crackas life rubbed off on me.

I still disagreed with just about everything politically. Expecting someone to change you worked with them is a dumb take.

 

[BrownTurd]

This ninja is bored without me. You RUSHIN’ in to yell “coon” for no reason other than Reese hit a 3.
“Captain-kwitic to duh wesssscue!”

She made her first career 3-pointer and you grabbed your wheelchair gloves, pulled the emergency brakes on the Critic GT and leaned into it! “Cooooooons, everyone. We are missing the coooooons!”

 

[Walter Panov]

This ninja is bored without me. You RUSHIN’ in to yell “coon” for no reason other than Reese hit a 3.
“Captain-kwitic to duh wesssscue!”

She made her first career 3-pointer and you grabbed your wheelchair gloves, pulled the emergency brakes on the Critic GT and leaned into it! “Cooooooons, everyone. We are missing the coooooons!”

Yo, this pedo-loving faggit changed his avatar lmao.

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

This ninja is bored without me. You RUSHIN’ in to yell “coon” for no reason other than Reese hit a 3.
“Captain-kwitic to duh wesssscue!”

She made her first career 3-pointer and you grabbed your wheelchair gloves, pulled the emergency brakes on the Critic GT and leaned into it! “Cooooooons, everyone. We are missing the coooooons!”

Hit Dog Holler…Coon Pedo mad as fuck the “non marketable” “Hoodrat” is killing it

 

[bgbtylvr]

Yo, this pedo-loving faggit changed his avatar lmao.

Yo, this pedo-loving faggit changed his avatar lmao.

This is too easy! You saw your backdoor buddy getting roasted and you dove in front of bullet. “Butt Boys, Butt Boys, whatcha gonna doooooo…?”

You hopped out the barber chair midcut… “Dey mess with him…..dey-mess-wit-me!”
Have you already yelled, COON? Okay, I’ll say, PEDO!”

 

[bgbtylvr]

Hit Dog Holler…Coon Pedo mad as fuck the “non marketable” “Hoodrat” is killing it

Pedo. Coon. Pedo. Coon. Pedo-coon. Is this Ryan Garcia?
I see your partner at Faggit, Phaggot & Faggot chimed in to save you.
Walter fell out of his turbo wheelchair trying to save you. I changed the avatar just to see how much dick ridin y’all actually do and…the name of your law firm says it all.

 

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Pedo. Coon. Pedo. Coon. Pedo-coon. Is this Ryan Garcia?
I see your partner at Faggit, Phaggot & Faggot chimed in to save you.
Walter fell out of his turbo wheelchair trying to save you. I changed the avatar just to see how much dick ridin y’all actually do and…the name of your law firm says it all.

Made you change your pedo avatar.

I know your angle though you want to go back and forth and fill the thread with your White Dad jokes and googled pictures so we can move on from that woman you called a “non marketable hoodrat” no sirrrr not today

 

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[Mask]

Made you change your pedo avatar.

I know your angle though you want to go back and forth and fill the thread with your White Dad jokes and googled pictures so we can move on from that woman you called a “non marketable hoodrat” no sirrrr not today

non marketable hoodrat , hood rat maybe idk but the other part wtf

 

[Mask]

Bruh I here for them


You take the rook, leave the vet to meeeeee

 

[bgbtylvr]

Rare image of someone talking black while in NYC to a thread critic…on speakerphone. Outside.

Nnnyello?
Head-Critic: (exhales) Wow! Who answers their phone like dat? You talk so.. NYC.
Yeah! What up, homey, playa, dun? I’m black!
Head-Critic: I just-got-wet. He JUST posted about us!
It’s cool, homey, playa, dun! Did you call him a coon?
Head-Critic: ..and a pedo, my Love! What’s that noise?
Hair dryer. Getting my finger waves turnt into regular waves—with no lineup. They been marinating for months.
Head-Critic: You are SO...so NYC. And black. Am I ..on speakerphone?
Do they sell Blue Magic where you live? They out of it here in NYC.
Head-Critic: Blue Magic? Is that…a drug?
Naw, son, playa, homey, dun. It’s a pomade, for my WNBA waves.
Head-Critic: He just posted us in wheelchairs!
Did you call him a coon again? A pedo? Then both again?
Head-Critic: TalkBlack….are we….fags?
Definitely.
Head-Critic: Okay. Toodles.

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

It’s dope how this team seems to love eachother