Look like that trans swimmer in this pic
Damn Urkel....
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He’s not real.. cause I was none of those things and got plenty of trim in the 90s.. I was a class clown .. being a cool funny guy with personality always had a lot of chicks circulating around you. None of my boys were thugs.. they got plenty of ass to.. they were in shape and they were clowns..
He has white guy or non-pussy getting/lame guy talking points.
So to get Black women in the 90's, you HAD to be a thug, play sports and not just spoke weed, but smoke lots of it to get women?
Yeah ok Steve, it's not the women it's you.
.....married this Michael Cohen looking chick.
Steve Urkel Marries Blonde Tech Exec Nicoletta Ruhl in L.A. Country Club
Steve Urkel Marries Blonde Tech Exec Nicoletta Ruhl in L.A. Country Clubmediatakeout.com
GOTDAMN URKEL WTF???
(bitch must have money)
Lmaoooo.. nah I didn’t smoke.. a few of my boys started late and might only did it on the weekend.. we did play sportsY'all also probably played sports and smoked hella weed!
I talking tons of it!
Personal accountability is a very hard thing for people to admit. Like I use to say to some people if you took 20 people on a fishing trip and 19 people caught 20+ big fish and 1 person caught nothing. If that person that caught nothing said that river was A horrible place to fish and there were no fish in it. Would you believe them or see that maybe he just sucks as a fishermen? Lot of people will be that 1 out of 20 that just sucks at what they are doing but won’t admit it’s them even though the evidence proves that it is
I didn't hear it like that. But I get what YOU are saying.
I can understand the women he wanted or tried to holla at wanted that thug life. We JUST had a WOMAN IN HIS CIRCLE CONFIRM IT, so who are we to say he lying?
And sadly it WAS a time when dark skin was out of tyle, when thug was in etc etc on that he again he is NOT lying.
Cause MEN did it too.
and sadly we have unreputable proof PEOPLE fail to be able to separate reality from fantasy and probably a lot of women identified Jaleel as REALLY being Urkel.
And also people think because you were on TV? You had no problems.
I'm not that invested in who the Jaleel marries or has kids with.
I never heard him bash black women or talk down on his people.
and @tallblacknyc will tell you white or black you need a SPECIAL person who can accept certain celebrity and circles of friends.
And as long as he is happy?
I'm good.
Bingo!
That's the line corny dudes use to convince themselves that the women are the problem not them, no decent woman was ever out there saying they want a unemployed bad boy who lives with his mom over a successful educated man. A lot of these guys lack conversation skills and don't know how to talk to women then they are shocked women don't find that attractive.
Bro? Stop the bullsh*t
you a ONE OF ONE.
You been created an above ground and underground network, hustled with producers creatives and entrepreneurs on all levels predicted legalized gambling, drugs and prostitution and a pandemic
GTFOH! you not real either. Jaleel life is NOT like ours
Yeah I was nerd type with a job and girls and thugs and smart hardworking dudes too.
SO I UNDERSTAND both sides.
So aint gonna act like I aint found myself in a few bars sipping an IPA fingering some thick ass snowflake while Blues Traveler played on the jukebox back in the day, the hook brings you back fo real fo real.
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I feel you and there's lots of men that feel that way.
YUP
WE as a black people are to blame a little for this
Wayne had to call women bitches and threaten to choke them for us to "respect" him
That man is a Broadway level actor singer dancer and improvisionist but we labeleled him a cornball.
We hate on Lin Manuel Miranda for co opting hip hop to make hundreds of millions on Broadway but at the same time sh*t on kids especially black boys studying theater and dance.
All the while WHITE folk embrace them support and make money off them.
Your right its an easy "excuse" but sadly it aint a lie by any means.
I’m just saying I’ve seen all type of diff dudes that got pussy that weren’t thugs or athletes. Ever heard of pretty boys? Class clowns? dancers? Playboys/ smooth/ ladies men? People that knew how to dress/ were fly? Nerds/ undercover nerds? extremely gifted( dancing, drawing etc)? It’s so many categories of people and than there’s people that are versatile and have various qualities. Like I said the dudes that got most of the pussy weren’t the thugs. In fact lot of thugs pretty much were hoe fuckers and usually not the baddest of the sluts..them same hoes were getting fucked by nigs who weren’t thugs. hell females could be broken down into a shitload of categories.. Urkel actually was in shape , smart, and famous. So I know he could have been sports fucking groupies, smuts, sluts and I’m pretty sure he could’ve gotten females with their head on their shoulders. Hell if you want to keep it real one of my boys growing up actually looked like that nig glasses and all. He would get the hey you know you look like Jaleel white from people. Whenever we clowned we go did I do that( he hated that shit lol). Guess what he got pussy.. hell on 2 occasions he actually tried to alley oop some pussy to me.. so if you want to keep it 100 Jaleel just wasn’t using his gifts to his advantage
Women look at and are attracted to what they like and the same goes for men. Regardless of the category or characterization of the person, and yes I feel you.
Who’s hating?
We all have eyes and can judge with our own eyes if we view that person as attractive or not. He finds her attractive and that’s all that matters.
We’re not hating because he can have her and we’re all happy for him.
He hated that shit lol... some of us would go into the geeky voice and start saying some random intellectual babble or start saying some long math problem.. yoo he hated that shit lol
yall some Kendrick bully muthafukas
In my crew you better have jokes or shutdafucup… it’s how we improved our snapping game.. zero fucks were given
LOL...you knew that was b.s. when you typed it
That''s because she came with a dowry.
Fan theory. Urkel walked like that because he was packing 10". Laura was worried he'd split her in half. Carl too.
This is very white of you
nig thinking about a man’s penis and trying to fig out his size. Ya whiteboys can’t help yourself
No matter the hr that comment was gay as hell
....but he was an actor, could play basketball and.according to tv producers a naturally funny kid. He already had those tools so what is his excuse? I know.from experience.being bunny/silly us an ice breaker. I wasn't even am athelete and I had girls feeding me.grapes in class.