STUPID BUT FUN CONVERSATIONS ONLY FELLAS CAN HAVE #8: The new intern at the office keeps dropping pens whenever she's in the area...what do you do??

The new intern at the office keeps dropping pens whenever she's in the area what do YOU do??

  • Push up on her right then and there

  • pretend to not notice and keep doing my job

  • report her clumsy ass to HR

  • take pics and post on social media

  • politely inform her that her skirts or too short and keep it moving

  • demand that she be removed from the office


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I'm a black male so I'mma pretend not to see her and while doing none of the work that I'm getting paid to do because she keeps distracting me.

They might get rid of me at some point but it won't be because of her and on my way out of the door I'm going to thank her for the distraction,it was my pleasure.
 
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...wait, THIS string bean is what is supposed to tempt me?!?!? FCUK OUTTA HERE!!!! Her heels are doing all the work to make that ass look the way it does. Most brothas would catch a murder charge going balls deep on this broad. Loose my lively hood on some bullshyt?!?! No thanks!
 
Take one good look, then go back to my normal routine while also making a mental note to NEVER let myself be alone with her.

She plays dangerous games in the workplace. I have no time, patience, or tolerance for such games.
Yup...she is looking for a case doing all that. Not on my back. No maam.
...wait, THIS string bean is what is supposed to tempt me?!?!? FCUK OUTTA HERE!!!! Her heels are doing all the work to make that ass look the way it does. Most brothas would catch a murder charge going balls deep on this broad. Loose my lively hood on some bullshyt?!?! No thanks!
Wigglin that itty bitty booty.....naw
 
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