A good homey is a lesbian. She pulls some nice bitches and shows me all the pics and videos. Two drinks in and she’s “Awww, look at my new thang?” The bitches be bussin it open for her. I’d smash if she let me, her body is crazy!! She wears a ceasar fade with parts and shit. Cute as hell. She showed me her nudes, too.
When I worked at a tv station, there was a white lesbian that used to tell me mad stories. I joked with her one day and said as long as your “be right back” is, you must me rubbing one out! She laughed. I said GOOOODDAMN! She started telling me how she does it, which fingers, and that she lays on her stomach to cum the hardest. Long short, we hung out after work in a group, and I peeled her off. We went to my place and watched porn. She let me eat, she gave me garbage disposal level head. LMAO.
My exes sister is a dyke. One day we were all talking and I said, I “All this talk about men that can’t fuck or got little dicks; what about you pretty hoes with musty pussies?” That set her off!! She launched into these hilarious stories and the bitches in the room got mad quiet. She goes to the bathroom (it’s was weed and booze involved) and comes out with two bottles in her hand “if a bitch don’t have a get-right kit, I don’t fuck with her!” The room was dead quiet! LMAOOO!
We are setting up for a convention. I’m trying to fuck the hotel bartender. Chick on my team was telling I was doing it wrong. She started feeding me intel. Long short, I don’t pull the bartender. We end up texting from our rooms laughing about it. She jokes and says, “Guess you gotta use your hand tonight!” I said, “Bitch, you too! I’m going back to the bar.” She meets me down there we end up in my hotel room, she gives me a useless handy and rubs her kitty. I asked to smell her pussy. Started eating it. SMASH!!!!!