{~}Official 2023/2024 NBA Thread - 2024 Summer League, USA Hoops
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The Dubs are a better team with their locker room leader and Steph gets better screens.
Goddamn. Embiid came back from that knee injury and put up 41 on the Rockets like it wasn't shit!!!!
You can't fake the love. D Wade's popularity with Heat fans on social media has always been bigger than it was in the real world of Miami. The city of Miami has more murals of Kobe Bryant than they do D Wade.
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30 point game. Waste of time.
You will never see Kobe Bryant sharing a mural with D Wade in Los Angeles.
Miami doesn't have a distinct identity or culture, that's why it wants to live thru stars in bigger markets like all the other small market teams. Jordan got both of his jerseys retired, Kobe got murals, it's the same story over and over. Wade comes after those guys. 
The owner telling players to "toe the line" during racial discrimination protests, and having a photo of himself intimidating Black students seeking an education was cool. But choking and losing yet another playoff game is where he draws the line?
Cowboy fans have the lowest collective IQ, and highest coon rate of all American sports franchises.
They need the support....because those muthafuckas suck
Juwan should have gotten his son to come back
Wow.. They came back? I turned from that shit when he was 0-5 with zero points.Well damn
Not so much of a waste now. Wemby blanking.
They had a chance to get it down to 3 but messed up a chance when they stole the ball and missed a layup.
For a hot second my dumb ass was like where juwan at ? I forgot
Lol me too
I blame Steve Kerr.Golden State lost to Memphis with Jaren Jackson and their bench players
Damn Brooklyn is damn near a home game for the Heat
Prompt: Write the story of a disgruntled and deranged fan of a team quickly plummeting from elite to roadkill who takes his rage out on "Muse" accounts across the internet which post statistics mocking the poor performances of his favorite players.
ChatGPT: In a small town where sports fandom ran deep, there lived a passionate supporter of the once-mighty "Thunderhawks" – a team that had once soared among the elite but was now spiraling into a disappointing season. The disgruntled fan, let's call him Alex, had invested years of emotional energy into celebrating victories and defending the honor of his favorite players.
As the Thunderhawks' fortunes took a nosedive, so did Alex's sanity. Unable to cope with the constant mockery from rival fans and the flood of statistics highlighting the team's poor performances, he descended into a dark and deranged state of mind.
One day, fueled by an overwhelming mix of frustration and desperation, Alex decided to take matters into his own hands. He targeted "Muse" accounts across various social media platforms – fan pages that specialized in sharing statistical analyses and memes that ruthlessly mocked the Thunderhawks' disastrous season.
Alex's rage manifested in a series of unhinged messages and comments. He lashed out at the Muse account owners, accusing them of being traitors and enemies of the team. His messages, filled with caps lock and expletives, became a disturbing spectacle for other fans to witness.
The Muse account owners, bewildered by the intensity of Alex's attacks, tried to reason with him. They explained that they were merely sharing objective statistics and analysis, not intentionally trying to hurt anyone's feelings. However, reason had no place in Alex's distorted reality.
As the Thunderhawks continued their freefall, Alex's obsession with the Muse accounts escalated. He began creating multiple fake profiles to flood their comment sections with his vitriol. The once-supportive community now had to grapple with the toxic presence of their own disgruntled member.
The sports world, already captivated by the Thunderhawks' downfall, now found a new subplot in Alex's unraveling obsession. Social media platforms, torn between freedom of expression and the need to protect users from harassment, struggled to contain the chaos.
The tale of Alex, the disgruntled and deranged fan, became a cautionary reminder of the powerful emotions that sports can evoke. It served as a stark illustration of the fine line between passion and madness, a line that Alex had tragically crossed in his desperate attempt to salvage some semblance of pride for his beloved Thunderhawks.
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The preferred prompt would have been "homicidal rage" but ChatGPT won't write that story.
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