Is Butler going to play tonight? Bam is going to have a field day with rebounding.
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Is Butler going to play tonight? Bam is going to have a field day with rebounding.
Title: "Heat of the Moment"
INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY CLASSROOM - DAY
The classroom is abuzz with students settling in for the day. Kyle is sitting at his desk, engrossed in a Miami Heat game on his phone. Cartman approaches, wearing his LeBron James jersey with a determined look.
CARTMAN (smirking) Hey, Kyle! Did you catch the game last night? The Heat stunk up the joint!
KYLE (disinterested) Yeah, I watched it. The Heat had a rough night, but we'll bounce back.
CARTMAN (scoffs) Oh, please. You probably didn't even watch the game. You're just a LeBron hater!
KYLE (defensive) What are you talking about, Cartman? I'm a diehard Heat fan. I watch all their games.
CARTMAN (mocking) Sure, sure. You're just using the Heat as an excuse to hate on LeBron. Admit it!
KYLE (angry) No, Cartman! I love the Heat. I watch every game. Stop making things up.
CARTMAN (leaning in) You aren't even a basketball fan. I bet you didn't even see LeBron's incredible slam dunk in the third quarter. It was legendary!
KYLE (irritated) I did see it, Cartman.
At that moment, MR. HANKEY, the Christmas Poo, pops out of a nearby toilet.
MR. HANKEY (smiling) Howdy-ho, fellas! What's going on here?
CARTMAN (rolling eyes) Kyle claims he's a Heat fan, but we all know he's just a LeBron hater.
KYLE (frustrated) I'm not a LeBron hater, Mr. Hankey. I love the Heat!
MR. HANKEY (nodding) That's true! Kyle and I often watch Heat games together. He's a true fan.
CARTMAN (dismissive) Yeah, right. Mr. Hankey, you're just covering for him. You're both LeBron haters!
MR. HANKEY (serious) I may be a Christmas Poo, but I know basketball when I see it. Kyle's a real Heat fan.
CARTMAN (ignoring Mr. Hankey) You're both delusional. I bet you didn't even watch the game last night!
KYLE (sighs) I did, Cartman. I'm a fan of the Heat, not just LeBron.
MR. HANKEY (smiling) Well, I believe him.
Cartman storms off, muttering about LeBron haters. Kyle and Mr. Hankey exchange amused glances as the bell rings, ending the conversation.
FADE OUT.
INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY CLASSROOM - DAY
The classroom is abuzz with students settling in for the day. Kyle is sitting at his desk, engrossed in a Miami Heat game on his phone. Cartman approaches, wearing his LeBron James jersey with a determined look.
CARTMAN (smirking) Hey, Kyle! Did you catch the game last night? The Heat stunk up the joint!
KYLE (disinterested) Yeah, I watched it. The Heat had a rough night, but we'll bounce back.
CARTMAN (scoffs) Oh, please. You probably didn't even watch the game. You're just a LeBron hater!
KYLE (defensive) What are you talking about, Cartman? I'm a diehard Heat fan. I watch all their games.
CARTMAN (mocking) Sure, sure. You're just using the Heat as an excuse to hate on LeBron. Admit it!
KYLE (angry) No, Cartman! I love the Heat. I watch every game. Stop making things up.
CARTMAN (leaning in) You aren't even a basketball fan. I bet you didn't even see LeBron's incredible slam dunk in the third quarter. It was legendary!
KYLE (irritated) I did see it, Cartman.
At that moment, MR. HANKEY, the Christmas Poo, pops out of a nearby toilet.
MR. HANKEY (smiling) Howdy-ho, fellas! What's going on here?
CARTMAN (rolling eyes) Kyle claims he's a Heat fan, but we all know he's just a LeBron hater.
KYLE (frustrated) I'm not a LeBron hater, Mr. Hankey. I love the Heat!
MR. HANKEY (nodding) That's true! Kyle and I often watch Heat games together. He's a true fan.
CARTMAN (dismissive) Yeah, right. Mr. Hankey, you're just covering for him. You're both LeBron haters!
MR. HANKEY (serious) I may be a Christmas Poo, but I know basketball when I see it. Kyle's a real Heat fan.
CARTMAN (ignoring Mr. Hankey) You're both delusional. I bet you didn't even watch the game last night!
KYLE (sighs) I did, Cartman. I'm a fan of the Heat, not just LeBron.
MR. HANKEY (smiling) Well, I believe him.
Cartman storms off, muttering about LeBron haters. Kyle and Mr. Hankey exchange amused glances as the bell rings, ending the conversation.
FADE OUT.
No butler and looking like no herro
Dude came from the home of the shoplifter. #TheBay
He came to DC wit them bullshit ass Bay Area antics and got his ass thrown in jail where he belong. This aint San Fran and Oakland. Tall Black ass 6'3 nigga in Target in Virginia stealing..
From The Athletic:
Police said in court documents that Rollins stole small household items such as groceries, body wash and candles from a Target store on seven different occasions from Sept. 9 to Nov. 9, when he was on the Wizards’ roster.
WTF? Dude made nearly $2 million a year. Was he doing it for thrills?
You tell us. Fagget.
Matter fact.. dont.
You tell us. Fagget.
Matter fact.. dont.
He picked the wackest nigga on the squad that everyone clowns as proof instead of the star player who played like ass to start the season.
Wrong thread.
Official 2002/2003 NBA Thread - How did MJ do last night, 21 years ago?
I've posted several Wizards Jordan articles highlighting his shitty play and you haven't responded to not one. And that is your all time favorite player and who you have as the GOAT. KingLGBronTaharqa needs a spot for his daily recaps of the 2002-03 NBA season so I thought I'd help him out.
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7 counts too. They may make his ass do some jail time.
This is not The Bay! Law and order matter here!
No it's in the right thread. Everytime you spam bullshit dry humor in this thread that has nothing to do with the season I'm posting a Jordan article. I assume when you do that, that's my que. Besides thats an 85 Bulls article not an 02 Wizards.
Much like our resident Heat fan (or alleged Heat fan), the former Mrs. Spoelstra can't resist engaging with trolls.
nypost.com
Erik Spoelstra’s ex-wife fumes over ‘fumble the bag’ trolling after coach’s $120 million extension
Erik Spoelstra’s ex-wife is laughing over criticism that she “fumbled the bag” after the Miami Heat coach agreed to a record eight-year contract extension worth more than $120 mil…
nypost.com
If Bron ain't the GOAT why are all these old niggas jacking his style with these podcasts?
None of these old niggas believed you could control your own narrative as an athlete until they seen The Decision, Uninterrupted, More Than An Athlete, Shut Up and Dribble, the fuck? If it was up to these Gen X bozos they'd still be doing sit downs with Jim Gray, Stephen A, and Skip Bayless. Now we got old niggas like Sheed Wallace that got podcasts just to diss LeBron and give shitty takes. 
Mutha fuckas should be thankful, but no, they gon keep diminishing and dry hating while dick sucking the NBA legend that don't do interviews, has no social media, don't do public appearances, and who is totally dependent on a media machine he don't control keeping him relevant. It's cool tho, all these old niggas will be changing their tune soon. 
He's had back to back injuriesDoes Butler play before April these days?
He'll probably be back Sunday
I know it sounds like I'm talking shit but I'm not, I'd just like the asshole healthy.
We get Caleb Martin back !
Shit me too lol
I'd like to see the team at full strength
@largebillsonlyplease I listened to the Light Years podcast after the loss to the Pelicans and they described Looney as “cooked.” Do you agree? He was a top rebounder in the whole league last year and hasn’t been hurt, he’s only 27… What’s up with him?
I don’t believe in trading players at their lowest value— despite all the trade talk, Kuminga is the only player I support moving.
I don’t believe in trading players at their lowest value— despite all the trade talk, Kuminga is the only player I support moving.
Mo Bamba is playing very well for us.
How is it possible to be this stupid?
This is world class....he might have mental issues this shit is so retarded
I'm not trading Mathurin
Baby jimmy
Sexton been playing well,the last couple of weeks...
I still won't see a Jazz game just to see him....
Yep. These are deep teams. Cole Anthony is hustling, just need Suggs to play smarter.
Bam already has 9 rebounds.
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