Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

[November 17]

Yo... story time long time I know.
I had to read this 3 times because I got caught in something similar as a young one. Neighbor would wait till my girl left knock on my door and ask for the NYT classified. Like clockwork always barely dressed in a robe or t shirt that was strategically revealing her goodies accidentally. She was bad bad. And she would invite me over for coffee etc. One morning she did the knock and unfortunately for her my girl answered. Had to cancel my subscription.

Interesting story, some women are very methodical when it comes to pursuing men they are interested in.

What makes you even more intriguing to them is the fact that they know you have a woman. They probably wonder, "Why does she look so happy and content and how can I get some of That?"

 

[playahaitian]

Interesting story, some women are very methodical when it comes to pursuing men they are interested in.

What makes you even more intriguing to them is the fact that they know you have a woman. They probably wonder, "Why does she look so happy and content and how can I get some of That?"

^^^^

Yup

Never had more attention until I put a ring on

 

[Casca]

 

[Casca]

 

[Casca]

 

[carsun1000]

I'm just going to put this out there right now. You wanna kidnap me? Send a girl with big titties to come do the ground work. you won't even need the kidnap squad (you don' need the van) cuz I'll follow her wherever she asks to go. I'll tell her everything she wants to know and even tell what she didn't ask me, and I know a lot of secrets....
Big Titties are the death of me.

 

[playahaitian]

I'm just going to put this out there right now. You wanna kidnap me? Send a girl with big titties to come do the ground work. you won't even need the kidnap squad (you don' need the van) cuz I'll follow her wherever she asks to go. I'll tell her everything she wants to know and even tell what she didn't ask me, and I know a lot of secrets....
Big Titties are the death of me.

 

[November 17]

 

[November 17]

I'm just going to put this out there right now. You wanna kidnap me? Send a girl with big titties to come do the ground work. you won't even need the kidnap squad (you don' need the van) cuz I'll follow her wherever she asks to go. I'll tell her everything she wants to know and even tell what she didn't ask me, and I know a lot of secrets....
Big Titties are the death of me.

C.H.A.O.S Operative:
We have attempted to infiltrate C.O.N.T.R.O.L several times in the past (including 7 times this year alone). However, each time our efforts have been thwarted by Agent Carsun.

It appears that man has no weaknesses?

(Unseen female enters the room, and remains unseen)

Nurse: If you can find a way to get me close to him, I can do the rest.

(Ominous music plays)

 

[November 17]

I'm just going to put this out there right now. You wanna kidnap me? Send a girl with big titties to come do the ground work. you won't even need the kidnap squad (you don' need the van) cuz I'll follow her wherever she asks to go. I'll tell her everything she wants to know and even tell what she didn't ask me, and I know a lot of secrets....
Big Titties are the death of me.

Nurse: We have received additional information on his iteration and unbenounced to him, I will find a convenient way of getting his attention.

 

[clitsational]

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[Dark19]

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#2 mixed babies

 

[clitsational]

#2 mixed babies

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[Casca]

 

[clitsational]

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[yaBoi]

yes please!!

 

[clitsational]

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[Madrox]

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She's proud as hell of those nipples... As she SHOULD be

 

[yaBoi]

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nice

 

[November 17]

 

[November 17]

 

[November 17]

 

[Casca]

 

[dbluesun]

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[Casca]

 

[slam]

 

[slam]

 

[slam]

 

[slam]

 

[TOMMYGUNZZ]

Anyone got a name?

 

[November 17]

If you are employed by UPS or FedEx you've probably encountered customers that have arrived at the door in various stages of undress.

I'm sure this has occurred a few times.

 

[HellBoy]

If you are employed by UPS or FedEx you've probably encountered customers that have arrived at the door in various stages of undress.

I'm sure thus has occurred a few times.

I was 13 yrs old when I saw my first naked grown woman. New Orleans projects. I was helping my Moms pass out flyers. Knocked on the screen door, looking in, she walked across the room, glistening wet from a shower. I said helloooo. She peeked around the corner holding a towel in front of her. She came to the door and took the flyer. I was cheesing all day after that. Remember that shit like it was yesterday.

 

[PeerlessMack]

Anyone got a name?

It's fake. It is AI generated.

 

[November 17]

I was 13 yrs old when I saw my first naked grown woman. New Orleans projects. I was helping my Moms pass out flyers. Knocked on the screen door, looking in, she walked across the room, glistening wet from a shower. I said helloooo. She peeked around the corner holding a towel in front of her. She came to the door and took the flyer. I was cheesing all day after that. Remember that shit like it was yesterday.

Thanks, good story!

 

[November 17]

Your friend Ricky is a good brother who keeps to himself and very selective about the women he dates. So when he chooses to discuss "women problems" with you, you have to give him your undivided attention.

Last month he was talking to Mrs. DeAngelo about making scrambled eggs. Mrs. DeAngelo (Laura) lives next door to him with her preteen daughter (She is legally separated from her husband and they are seeking a divorce).


Ricky works overnight and Laura is currently working from home. About 3 weeks ago Laura saw Ricky coming home from work and asked him if he wanted to learn her technique for making scrambled eggs?

They did more than scramble eggs that morning and since then she uses an excuse to borrow eggs to come over.



So what's the problem? Ricky started talking to this young lady he met a work and they are making plans to go out soon.

So what should he do about Laura? She's already advanced their rendezvous to twice a day and is talking about going on vacation with him?