Surfer fights off great white shark after it ‘bit his leg off’
New South Wales sufer remains in a critical condition after getting bitten on lower body and both legs
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Wales: Surfer fights off great white shark after it ‘bit his leg off’
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Fuck going in the ocean and automatically moving thousands of places down the food chain. 
Greedy ass shark, bites the man’s leg off and still wants more.
Weird thing is we are always told we taste horrible to sharks.
They say I'm greedy but I still want mo'Greedy ass shark, bites the man’s leg off and still wants more.
'Cause my Jaws wanna chomp some more, really doe, check it out
Now he's going for a swim
But his legs...look like Slim Jims
If he should die, they'll see wake
Human Meat tastes better than cake
No more indo, gin and juice
He hit me in my nose, with the old one-two
My stomach has got his toes
He's Twenty-five with a izz-el, with no ability to gizzo, I know
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Didn't nobody ask no sharks for their input on that shit. That's more arrogant white people shit. They don't like how we taste. What the fuck?
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I don't know many people in history who've spoken to sharks so I'll take your word for it
And if we did taste bad to them, you'd think that they'd leave us alone and return our limbs once they get a taste like
