The "because I was mad" defense and then saying "everybody in this courtroom sad things or does things when they're mad"
Motherfuckers acting like full ass children.
You know when it's okay to call your cousins to whoop your boyfriend's ass? When your boyfriend unjustifiably and unprovoked whooped your ass.
Bitches always doing that dumb shit hitting the man first and then getting mad when he hit her ass back. She hit him at a two-level punch and he hit her with an eight level punch
This is the argument I use all the time. Mike Tyson can whoop my ass, so I know if I get into an argument with Mike Tyson there is an invisible line I can't cross. I don't know exactly what it is, but I know it's there and if I Rick James that line I can get my ass whooped.
When you are arguing with somebody outside of your league, don't act like y'all are equal because you're not. I'm not equal to Mike Tyson and I'm not going to back down to him but I'm not going to say, " that's why your mother's a bitch"
I hope this bitch sees some jail time. She caused this whole shit. Mother fucker show up at my house or one in the morning it's going to be consequences and repercussions